Irumbu Thirai Page #2

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Did he buy your story?

Your brother doesn't love you one bit

'I tried to make him

send us some cash'

Treat your father

with a little more respect

If he borrows money all over the place

no one will respect him, including his son

I've sent him the money

for this month too

Is it enough if you give him money?

When did you last visit him?

It's your home

She's your sister

Home!

Your sister

That is my mother

I lost everything

when she passed away

What's left is only the address

If he was really fond of me

he should have showered love on me

Instead he admitted me

in a military school

Not even once has he thought of me

I know uncle Rangu loves you

Stop singing his praises

- Pour me another glass

- I won't

I'm feeling sleepy

When they hit you, why didn't you say

you're from Madurai too?

They didn't give me a chance

They went hammer and tongs at me

That's why you should drink less!

But tomorrow if I don't suffer

from a hangover...

...everything will be forgotten

All their faces will be a blur

Then what can you do?

He wears shades at this hour!

Is he a fan of director Mysskin?

"He is a detective"

You bet I will

To ensure every one of you passes out

as a well trained officer...

...we have assembled here

In just 1 year

To train you...

Major Kathiravan!

"He's out to grab you by your collar"

"He is coming to threaten you, holler"

You'll be reporting to him

the whole of this year

Long live India!

"He's out to get you

Aiyaiyaiyo!"

In the 2nd file

3rd person

Step out

3rd file 1st person, step out

'Thank God!

No one snitched about me'

3rd file 4th man

You missed him

' - Traitor!

- Step out, my dear'

Didn't I warn you right then?

I kept repeating

not to thrash me

By the way

Who targeted my legs?

- Aim at his leg

- He has such huge feet

Come here

Lift your leg

Hop like this

100 rounds

Go on

Who aimed at my shoulder?

This blackie wants a white girl?!

Sit down

100 rounds

I can turn a blind eye even to this

But one chap rolled

and punched my stomach

'Bhai, roll and stamp him'

He's the one

Your turn

Roll the same way

100 rounds

Get lost!

I didn't touch you at all, sir

You're the stunt coordinator, right?

That's the way

Drag him here

Whom are you acting smart with?

Your task

There are 2000 personnel

in this camp

To each and every one of them

Wish 'goodnight' in the morning

'Good evening' at noon

'Good morning' at night

Everything is wrong timing, sir

You change it

Not just 1 day

365 days!

Clear out now

"Hey! Ready

Rapid action, buddy"

"Like thunder, his grip so steady"

"Salute daily"

"To badger, browbeat, bully

He's out to get you only"

"Hey! Retaliate immediately"

"Act, close his chapter duly"

"Or else die inevitably"

"He's out to get you, buddy

Aiyaiyo! He's here, already"

"A bullet he'll hand you

to brush your teeth, dude"

"If hungry, landmine he'll serve anew"

"Not iffy, in a jiffy

he'll make you tizzy"

"In a split second ruthlessly

he'll detonate a bomb recklessly"

"He'll size you up in his mind clearly"

"He'll change half your habits cleverly"

"He will resemble Yama, lord of death

He'll give you a new birth on this earth"

"Hey! Ready

Power play, buddy"

"Like thunder, his grip so steady"

Salute daily"

"To talk, stalk, threaten you truly

He's out to get you only"

"If you're a brave soldier

he'll give you an armor"

"If you get cold feet

he'll torture you complete"

"Shoot a border around your heart neat"

"Wild and wired, he'll swirl you

Watch you spin dizzy, dude"

"When you get tired

and about to slide"

"He'll switch on the timer, woe betide!"

"When numb with pain and calloused"

"Till then we'll be abused

He'll be ever so amused"

"With utmost concern, dude

into a tanker he'll lift you"

"On your mark and that's it"

"He'll make death pay you a sudden visit"

"Hey! Ready

Rapid fire, buddy"

"Like thunder, his grip so steady"

"Salute daily"

"To badger, browbeat, bully

He's out to get you only"

"Hey! Retaliate immediately"

"Act, close his chapter duly"

"Or else die inevitably"

[humming]

Hey, uncle

Whose child is this?

- Running a nursery now?

- Not at all

My neighbor's kid

I am baby-sitting

Whole world knows you are jobless, huh?

Don't even ask!

Her father committed suicide last week

What are you saying?

Every house in Chennai has a TV, fridge,

washing machine, you name it, they have it

Not a single household

has 10 paise to spend

It all works on credit card it seems

Same story with her father too!

He couldn't repay

and jumped to his death

Her mother has gone to claim insurance

Hold her for a second

I'll turn off the cooker

I'll be right back

- Amma...?

- Your amma will be back

If only I was married

wifey will do all this!

Don't cry, sweetheart

Your mom will be back soon

Which is Guru's apartment?

Adjacent to this

It is locked

No one at home?

She is expected now

Sir, that suicide case Guru

'He jumped to his death

and he's killing us now'

Yes, I'll come back to the office

Sir, I'll call you back

- Are you Mrs Gurumurthy?

- Yes, sir

How many times to call you?

- Won't you pick up my call?

- No, sir

When your husband jumped

did he die with his phone?

When you borrow

you flash all your teeth, right?

- Not like that, sir

- What do you mean by that?

'First pay our dues'

House bought on loan

Car on loan

Do you have any property

in your hometown?

No, sir

Then why do you even borrow?

- Sir, everyone is watching us

- Let them

If you give me 2 months-

Your husband pleaded

for time and died

Now you want to buy time too

'If you also die,

how will I get my money back?'

Open the door

Standing still like a statue?

'If you show me a sad face

you think I'll write off your debt?'

'Open the door, I say'

'Better open the door

or you'll be humiliated here'

Why are you hitting me?

Who are you?

I am just doing my job

Do you call this a job?

Borrowing 90 billion

in 5 or 6 banks...

...Vijay Mallya is happily

sightseeing abroad

You don't have the guts to ask him

Clear out now

From people whose livelihood depends

on agriculture, people in rented houses

From auto drivers

You'll collect dues at high interest

from those borrowing to study

Get up, man

Collecting dues by threatening

It isn't even wrong on your part

to collect your dues

But you started this habit of

hounding people with nonstop calls

That's your major blunder

Hey listen, I'm a military officer

If I see you again in this area...

...I'll stuff a gun into your mouth

and pull the trigger, clear out

My bike?

Only you'll seize bikes, huh?

My bike!

- Get lost!

- God help me

Got a fax

What's all this?

With no control whatsoever

Forgetting the fact you are a military

training officer, you're going overboard

Thank God no one took a video of you

thrashing that fellow in public

Why do you lose control like this?

An ordinary sub inspector is

bombarding me with questions!

He faxed a complaint

along with your photo

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