Irumbu Thirai Page #3

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This is your 6th apology to me!

I'll give you 6 weeks grace time

In that time frame, consult

a Govt authorized psychologist

Complete a session on Anger Management

and show me the certificate

Only then I'll let you

enter this academy

'When will you find a bride for me?

Don't you want an aunt in your life?'

'You'll apply the brake

if I broach this topic'

Your doctor won't be available

His name is Kathir

He needs to consult the doctor

Hang up now

Dr Rathidevi will see you

Please wait over there

Rathidevi...?

Her name sounds antiquated!

Let's wait, uncle

'What's that strange sound?'

'Good heavens!'

Any problem with your body?

Tell me, sir

No problem at all

I can help you solve your problem

I am a little short fused

As it is, exhaling is a tough task

On top of it you lose your temper too!

You seem to be the epitome of serenity

Expect me to believe

you're short tempered?

I am human too

Do you hear me?

Why shouldn't I get angry?

Why do you lose your cool

given your body condition?

You mean to say

you are fit as a fiddle

I'm one step away from my grave!

You'll live long and

I'll die anytime now

Isn't that what you are hinting?

You are like clay that can be moulded

Why raise your voice?

- Am I putty in your hands?

- Yes

Do I come across as a powerless puny?

Want to see me unleash

the power of my cusswords?

No need, sir

[unintelligible ranting]

'He lets out a string of cusswords!'

We've been here for an hour, I didn't know

which crackpot will crack me where

How will you last here

for 6 long weeks?

Who intends being

cooped here for 6 weeks?

You go bring all the forms

required for 6 weeks

We'll get all the forms signed

in one shot and leave

- Are you joking?

- Leave for 6 weeks!

Superb, my dear nephew

- Who is this?

- Rathidevi

Our doctor is an antique!

Doctor, his name is Kathir

He is terribly short fused

Please check him thoroughly

Is she hard of hearing?

Doctor, his name is Kathir

He gets mad at the drop of a hat

Check him thoroughly

Doctor, he is short tempered

- Check him

- Go away, I'm busy

She's the maid

Let's go

She tries her best to clean and

I gave her a clean chit as the doctor!

Madam, 2 loony cases are

bugging me, please come

Going by the doctor's name I thought

she'll be a rickety gramophone

But she looks like a trendy Instagram!

It's a general opinion, my dear nephew!

'Here she is'

Which one of you is Kathiravan?

One sitting next to me

Lanky 6 footer

He's Kathir

Do you know about your report?

You'll receive only reports about him

Do you get angry easily?

That's all he gets!

Sir, just a bit

Yes, my dear Rathi

I think you suffer

from a nervous problem

How did you find out?

You don't know how to zip your lips!

Shall I recommend

a good doctor for you?

I heard it too

Will you deal with her?

'Rathi, what a conspiracy!'

Yes, Kathir

Why do you lose your temper?

To get boiling mad

at an unjust act is human

But those who stand around

like zombies, numb and emotionless

They are the coma patients!

You want me to be a coma patient

I prefer being a humane being!

Nothing wrong in getting mad

at an unjust act

But bashing him up was wrong

You don't have to point out

right from wrong

I'm not saying it

Your senior officer said so

and made you consult me

Senior officer will say so

He has no choice

because it's a formality

I have no option but to land up here

Because that's also a formality

These forms for 6 weeks

Also a formality!

If you sign them...

...I'll finish all the formalities

and bid you farewell!

Everything has a formality, Kathir

I can't sign without

analyzing your mental health

Am I a lunatic?

Do I look like a mental case?

I never categorized you as such

You're showing your mad side

At this young age

how experienced are you?

What have you seen in life?

Will you know everything

if you flip a few pages?

Do you know how much

I've suffered in life?

Do you know what I have experienced?

You can't analyze me

Just shut up and

sign on the dotted lines

You're a good trainer

So you're capable of molding

recruits into good soldiers

Good human being

That's why you react to

all the wrongdoings around you

I'm mad at you even now

But did I react wrongly?

This isn't your ground

...for me to obey your instructions

6 weeks

Come here happily

like a college student

'I'll sign then for sure'

The day you talk to me

for 1 hour without losing your cool...

'...only then I'll sign your form'

Till then you must mark

your attendance here

This is for you

Whenever you're upset

press this stress ball

Count from 1 to 10

Your anger will recede

Good afternoon, sir

'Ready with the cash?'

The amount you expect

is not feasible, sir

Less than that is not viable

'Kindly adjust, sir'

This amount is way too much

to tear just 4 pages

This case has been dealt

by 5 sub inspectors, sir

You won't face any problem

because of this, sir

What is it, sir?

Hesitating to do something wrong?

I'm thinking

how to do it right

Does it mean you are

okay with the deal?

'Tell your brother to deposit the cash

in my account before 12 noon on Friday'

'Okay, sir'

'Otherwise-'

'I will take care of it, sir'

Today is the very 1st session

Let's talk about what you like most

Kathir, I'm asking you

You are so quiet

Didn't you tell me if I control

my anger for an hour...

...you'll sign the form

You do the talking

Only that's safe

Sure, I'll talk and

you keep listening

Listen, Kathir

We react quickly to events

happening around us

If the same had happened

at an age when we couldn't react?

'An unpardonable fury

will stagnate in our mind'

'That's called unforgiveness hook'

'Unable to forgive, the fury

harbored within ourselves...'

'...will change to a hook'

The only way to escape

from that hook is...

...to forget that anger

'And be able to forgive'

Have you been to Paris?

Yes

Why...?

To see my sister

Is this your sister?

What does your sister do?

She's a dentist

What's your sister's name?

Saroja Devi!

Is your sister married?

Why do you need all those details?

I'm just making small talk

- Is she married?

- Not yet

Your task is to ensure I don't get angry

My wish list is to leave this country

Both our goals coincide

Let's say your house is in Kilpauk

If you're travelling

from Kilpauk to Mandavelli...

...is it possible for you not

to get angry for 5 seconds?

Impossible!

Auto driver will try to cut across

Bus driver will overtake

Pedestrians will walk

in the middle of the road

From politicians to jobless jerks

it's corruption, jealousy, arbitration

How is it possible to

keep my anger in check?

But if I leave this country

I won't get angry even for a second

If both our objectives

have to succeed...

...there's only one way

Hook me on to Saroja Devi

What are you saying?

I'm here to counsel you

Not to set you up with my sister

How can you lose your temper?

You should-

This is called a stress ball

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