Irumbu Thirai Page #7

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Why rub salt on to the wound?

- Attend to your work

- This is my work, sir

I'll arrange it for you

We don't want to

go to a financier

I'll get your loan sanctioned

in this very same bank

- How?

- Come along

'Sir, who gives personal loans these days?'

'Personal loan is based on trust

between the lender and the borrower'

'Nowadays no one is

prepared to trust anyone'

Sir, if you own a car

you can avail a loan

Or if you own a house

Air conditioner, fridge, television

You can get a loan to buy all this crap

But not for human beings!

Money is lent only to those who have money

Tell the bank manager

you own a Xerox shop in Ambattur

You want to convert it

into a browsing center

And you plan to buy

40 to 50 computers

Ask for 0.6 million

as a business loan

You can tick your wish list!

We don't own any shop in Ambattur

Of course, you don't

I know that and so do you

But is the bank officer aware?

All he needs is only a document

Who ordered coffee?

Get 2 'samosas' for sir

- The other cup?

- Here

I will organize the paperwork

He will immediately

want to see the site

We will fix a shopkeeper

in Ambattur

If they inspect the shop and sign

the documents, your loan will be sanctioned

After that you can relax at home

and pay your monthly interest

He will take it happily!

Somehow this doesn't feel right, sir

Are you hesitating to lie?

You were very honest now

Who gave you any loan?

Sir, from getting married,

finding a job...

...to admitting your child in a school

Everything is a lie or build up

Look at your father

He is getting older by the day

You'll drag him into how many more banks?

- Think it over

- No, sir

- I don't think this is right

- Wait

Ka...Kathir

1 minute

Come here

What is it, pa?

Why are you refusing his offer?

He is asking us to cheat

If you runaway

then you are cheating

We are repaying the loan with interest

Somehow I am not comfortable, pa

It is said, 'You can lie

a 1000 times to conduct a wedding'

Can't you lie just once?

For how many more years

will you keep lying?

We walked up and down so many banks

but it was all a dead end

He is showing us a way

We should conduct Selvi's wedding

That's your mother's wish too

So if you can somehow

avail this loan-

Don't think too much, come in

Come

Sit down

What, sir?

Okay, we will proceed

- In whose name?

- My father

Rangasamy

We need 3 passport size photos

taken in 2014, 2012 and 2010

I will arrange all the documents

I guarantee, loan will be sanctioned 101%

Don't thank me

10%

- What?

- Then what?

The input is mine

I'm getting you 0.6 million

All I'm asking is 10%

Only Rs 60,000

- Think it over

- Now, huh?

I don't want it now

In your bank account

after 0.6 million is deposited

...give me a check for Rs 60,000

That is enough

Okay, sir

But you shouldn't let me down

in the last minute, sir

- We would never dream of that

- Okay

'Thank heavens!

Finally the loan is sanctioned'

Hold this, let me know

when the bank sends you a message

- Happy?

- Top of the world, you bet

- 'Give me your ID card'

- Loan was sanctioned in a jiffy

Welcome, sir

Is everything finalized?

- Everything has been approved

- How can I go wrong?

What did I tell you?

I don't need your thanks

Give me 10%

That's all I ask

Do you want it in cash?

I prefer a check

Hari Krishnan

- You have a heart of gold

- Your happiness is as good as mine

- Here you go

- Thank you

'He has pocketed it!'

Keep it in this

Shall we take leave?

Uncle, take a good look

This is an ATM

'It has so many buttons

all over the screen'

There is only 1 difference between

an ATM and a voting machine

In an ATM if you press the button

you can take your money

- In a voting machine?

- 1st you take the money

- Then press the button

- Experience talks, eh?

'I'm a veteran voter!'

Hey! Dragged it in

Now it's gone!

Wait, don't be in a hurry, Mr Rash!

- You've got a number now

- What number?

Don't share this # with anyone

You got it?

Press 4648

4 sixes?

6 once

6 twice

Third-

Thekkady, Munnar, Ooty

You'll be left with zero

- What did I do?

- Cancel it

Just press 4648

- Is it 4648?

- Yes

You should say it precise like this

instead of confusing me

6-4-8

- Press okay

- Green button?

- Look at your name there

- Yes, Rangasamy

Now how much

money do you need?

- 25,000

- Look at the screen

'2 then 5'

'And 000'

Can you hear the cash being counted?

Is there a man sitting inside?

Take your cash

Yaaay! I got my money

If you keep clapping, it will go in

What will you do?

Will it go in?

I got my money

Wait

Who on earth is calling me

so late at night?

It's a message

Read it out to me

The amount you withdrew

will be notified in your mobile

- Immediately?

- Yes

I'm zapped!

What speed, eh?

The local caterers are not our cup of tea

Our cooks back home

count every penny

If we pay them Rs 5000

as a token advance...

...the wedding feast will be

the talk of the town, okay?

Fine, uncle

- Appa

- Yes, dear?

Go to the ATM

and withdraw Rs 5,000

- To pay an advance

- Alright

Do you want me to come along

or will you manage?

Do you want to tag along

and note my pin #?

You told me clearly

I shouldn't reveal that # to anyone

4648, I won't

breathe a word to anyone

Your father is beyond redemption!

After wearing your glasses

don't fall into some ditch

'Even at this age

he's so agile and alert!'

- Tell me

- Where are you?

- Haven't you left as yet?

- My father is leaving today

I am leaving day after tomorrow

Shouldn't I attend the wedding?

You don't have to attend the wedding

- It's enough if you attend the reception

- Why?

- You are so attractive

- 'Hooked her hook, line and sinker!'

'My family will fall flat for you'

They will say I'm next in queue

to tie the sacred thread

My family, kith and kin, friends

will force you to marry me

Why put you through all tha-

The guests will be more keen on

where lunch is being served

'As if finding a bride

for you is their agenda'

If they were so good hearted

shouldn't they have got me married?

How long will I be the one to cook?

Who is that?

'How long will I be single?'

I have to see my next patient

I'll call you later

He has such huge feet

imagine his shoe size!

I just wondered about

your shoe size

'I am smarter than you

So you're jealous!'

"Gold earring belonging to my mother

Flicked away by my father"

"Liquor bottle saved by my father

In 1 gulp guzzled by my mother"

[popular Malayalam folk song]

Uncle, yuck!

What are you upto?

I am empowering my body

to do 'something'!

My father seems to be missing for ages

Isn't he back from the ATM?

I volunteered to accompany him

Did he agree?

He would have fallen into a ditch

and the cleaners would have dumped him

- Get into your pants

- I'll follow you in a jiffy

[humming]

He has left his mobile here

- Why did you leave your phone behind?

- Wait, I'm coming

Did you withdraw the cash?

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