Ishaqzaade Page #3

C'mmon get up.

And you Chand! Hold my

waist and sit tight.

Let's go!

Move aside you lizard!

You ass! How dare you

point a gun at my daughter!

Oh shutup!

Shadaab, lets go after

them... get the jeep out!

Catch them before they cross the

railway-line and thrash them to pulp!

Zoya! You stay home.

He pointed the gun at me

in front of everyone...

...so I'm going to be

the first one to slap him.

And what are we there for?

Let's not waste time here...

Bikram! Had fun hunting?!

Oh yes!

Drive faster!

Chandu, you go straight,

I'll head this way...

Oh yeah! You want to

act smart with me?!

Where did that jerk go?

Get that ass!

You bloody ass!

Chand! Watch out!

Go home! Loser!

Where are you going...

Loser?!! You're a loser,

your entire family is a loser...

Where do you think you're going?

I'll come to your house

and kill you, you ass!

Stop! Let him go! We'll

deal with the jerk later!

I'll kill him!

No wait! Let's go!

Where's Dadda?

In the room.

You wait here; I'll go get him.

Now simmer down Collector!

I assure you it won't happen again...

...l'll warn him!

Dadda! Didn't I promise,

Chand will dance at your party...

How many shots did you fire?

I didn't really count...

50... 75... maybe...

For the amount you

wasted on firing bullets...

...I would've bought off ten

whores and tied them to a pole!

But Dadda I did it

to save your honour!

Had I asked you to

kidnap the bloody whore?

What if there was bloodshed?

The Collector wasn't here

to distribute candies...

...he came to warn us.

Did it for my honor, did you?!

Your mother already

put my honor at stake...

...the day she became a widow.

What's Amma's

widow-hood got to do with this?

No more nuisance till

the elections are over...

...damn Qureshis are not

going to take this lightly.

Should I concentrate on

campaigning for the elections...

...or digging their graves?

Let's go Dadda!

Chand's wating for you.

Don't boil your blood

over this moron!

Dadda, you know Chand

won't start without you...

There's not one thing that

this jackass can do right!

Don't you stare back

at me! Don't you dare!

I would've made mince

meat out of that ass.

Why did you take off

with these boys?

He'd pointed a gun at me...

Once they brought the

Chauhan boys back here...

...you could have

slapped him a hundred times...

But Abbu...

Enough! Don't cross the line.

It's hard to find you suitors because

of this dare devil attitude...

...Javed was a London educated boy,

he may have tolerated your ways...

I don't want someone to

tolerate my ways! Javed is a wimp...

Parma had a gun pointed at me

and Javed didn't say a word.

I'll marry someone who'll

happily take a bullet for me...

You won't find someone like that.

It's not like I'm dying

to get married either!

So if you don't want to get

married what do you want to do?

Become an MLA, just like Abbu.

Why're you laughing?

Come inside now...

She wants to become an MLA...

Why are you laughing?

- Try Prime Minister instead!

I will become a MLA and I'll beat

the Chauhans by record margins...

...and not just once but 50 times!

Who instilled pride into Almore?

Who installed computers at

every school, college and village?

Aftaab Qureshi did.

A computer stands for progress,

no progress - no prosperity.

In the last five years of

holding office Aftaab Qureshi...

...has turned Almore into a

wealthy and opportunity-laden town.

It's now time to thank

him for his efforts...

...mark your vote for the

election symbol 'Computer'.

If all our MLAs turn out

to be as hot as her...

...the country is sure to progress.

My vote is going in her box.

Dont run! It's just fire-crackers...

...not a damn

bomb... come back or I'll...

Qureshis will lose, this time...

...every time... time and again...

Stop this nonsense!

How dare you take off our banners?

The losing Party doesn't get

to put up their banners...

Your family will lose...

Oh! You think we'll lose?

Who took Chand away from

right under your nose?

We did!

So who won?

We did!

Correct.

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Long live! Long live!

Repeat idiots.

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Down with Surya Chauhan!

Long live Aftaab Qureshi!

Down with Aftaab Qureshi!

Cow Dung in Surya Chauhan's mouth...

...cow dung in his

entire families' mouths!

Cow dung huh?

Yeah!

Take this... cow dung!

Yeah baby!

Give Qureshi a good shower!

A stream of piss on your dad's face!

A stream of piss on Qureshi's face!

Parma don't do it!

Don't make matters worse!

Go for it! Shower him!

I'll bathe him in it...

...and if I meet him,

I'll make him drink it too!

Let me...

Serve it to him 'on the rocks' baby!

Say Sorry!

Say sorry now!

Parma shoot her!

Don't spare the witch!

Apologize now!

Parma no! Think of what your

Granddad said! Law 'n 'order!

Say sorry!

Parma shoot her...

What are you laughing at? Say sorry!

Parma just fire...

Zoya... run!

She has just insulted you!

We'll take care of

law and order later!

You pull the trigger... shoot her!

She's not going to

college from tomorrow.

Get her a tutor...

...if she doesn't want to

study sitting at home...

...let her not study at all!

Abbu he misbehaved...

You should've told us,

we'd cut him to size.

Then do it!

What good is just one slap?

Zoya!

Muslim votes alone

are not enough to win.

If we draw swords with

the Chauhans right now...

...the Hindus currently

supporting us, will change sides.

You don't understand this!

Look, you do what you have to...

...but she's not going to college

from tomorrow and that's final!

If I stop going to college...

...won't they think that

they've managed to scare us off!

It's all politics Ammi, you

won't understand, right Abbu?

You learn to control your anger!

Okay. Sure.

The Qureshis are also

going to Mirzapur tomorrow.

So?! Are we scared of them?!

He's right!

Learn the ropes of politics from him!

Mirzapur is a Muslim dominated town...

...if we hold a rally tomorrow...

...we risk a miniscule

turnout and will look like fools!

Cancel Mirzapur... but

don't let the day go waste.

So let's conduct the

college rally then?

Will you be able to gather a

strong crowd by the afternoon?

Hey! Parma!

Huh?

Will you be able to?

It's been five years he's been

hanging around at the college.

You must've done your

PHD by now Dr Parma...

...or are you still

languishing in the first year?

Dharma, you take care

of the college rally.

Today you've lapped up

even the bitter gourd...

That's cause you've

cooked it so well...

What's cooking in your head?

My job is to eat. I can't cook!

Don't try to fool me!

Out with the truth!

Why this non-stop smiling?

Just like that!

Liar!

I swear on you.

Keep lying!

I'm not looking forward

to a long life anyway.

So what made him relent?

Abbu... one mango-sweet smile...

...and he melted just like that!

I'll be back.

Wait...

...l'll stand guard.

If he dares to come into the ladies

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