Ishaqzaade Page #5

I've got a better name...

...Parvez.

Parvez?

Zoya's Parvez.

Do you accept Parvez as your husband

according to the Islamic law?

I do.

And do you...

I do. I accept Joya.

I accept all my matrimonial

promises as per the Hindu laws...

Me too...

Sorry buddy... one more!

Show me?

Nice?

Done? Everybody leave...

...you too sir!

I'll slap you if you

force yourself on me.

But we're married...

Not here... there is no privacy.

Shy?

Fine, come...

...l've booked a 5 star

honeymoon deluxe for you.

Never heard of ladies first?

Help me with the dress.

The window...

It'll tear!

Did you get it from Delhi or Mumbai?

Your perfume's nice.

Parma wake up...

...Parma wake up, I'm hungry...

...treat me to an ice cream...

...wake up or

I'll give you a tight...

Slap?

And insult me again?

You haven't forgotten

that college-slap yet?

Me? No...

...and I'll never let

you forget it either.

I'd rather die than

convert to Islam...

That's enough Parma...

I didn't read the kalmah

or marry you for real!

You slapped me; I took my revenge...

...we're even!

Parma I don't like

such disgusting jokes...

You'll become a joke now!

Try telling anyone...

Parma, is my husband,

he has deserted me!

Your own family will

not support you.

For all that attitude...

you're actually quite stupid.

Parma enough!

The word will eventually spread...

...you'll be disgraced.

Here's an idea...

...you're the only one who

can match Chand Baby's looks.

Why don't you become a sex-worker?

I'll do the publicity...

...and come visit every day...

...even pay you double. Ok?

So see you then at Kwality Bar!

Mobile! Mobile!

Long live! Long live!

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Long live! Long live!

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Parma's promise forever...

We'll win, again and again!

Parma!

Mobile! Mobile! Mobile!

Long live Surya Chauhan!

Long live! Long live!

Parvati! Your Parma has

made us Chauhans proud today.

Learn the game of politics from him!

But what magic did Parma weave...

...that no one ended up

voting for the 'Computer'?

That's between me and Dadda...

...but one thing's for sure...

...the Qureshis won't

even get a sucked mango...

...right Dadda?

Sucked mango!

Parma Chauhan...

Long live! Long live!

These pictures have been sent

to all cell-phones in Almore...

Can't we trace the number?

No, they've been sent

through the internet...

...everyone's

clueless about the source...

Who is the jerk with Zoya?

No one knows...

...but Hindus and Muslims,

all over, are saying...

...that a man incapable of

controlling his spoilt daughter...

...can't control Almore either...

...and if the MLA's

daughter marries an infidel...

...it'll set a bad example

for all young boys and girls.

Hamid, Farooqi, Saeed Anwar...

...all advised their camps

against voting for us...

...jerks come pleading

for favours all the time.

This is Surya Chauhan's ploy...

But it is Zoya's doing...

...how else would

these photos be possible.

She's sold her faith...

...and will burn in hell...

...but along with her, on judgement

day, we'll all be in trouble.

Where's Zoya?

Zoya!

Zoya!

The boy's become a man...

The boy's become a man...

Like a chicken, you flap about...

Among your mates, you brag around...

I do not brag, I state the fact...

I roar, I've scored, I am a man!

You can't deny me,

Come on now baby,

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon now...

I am now a man!

The boy's become a man...

The boy's become a man...

My boy...

Boy?!

I'll tell you why...

This manhood is not a toy

What else is it?

Go and learn...

What?

And understand...

Understand what?

How to quench these burning fires!

Only then you little boy

will grow up to be a man!

The rascal has become a man!

O chand baby...

What?

Just give me a chance...

And why?

I will put out every fire...

I have learnt...

I've understood...

I know how to fulfill

every desire...

O really!

C'mon c'mon c'mon now...

The boy has become a man!

The boy has become a man!

I'm a man, brimming with manhood...

I'm bored of your crowing dear...

My man is one who takes

my hand, without fear...

I will take you... anytime, anywhere.

I know your type, cut out the hype!

Loud and proud,

I scream and shout

C'mon c'mon c'mon now baby

The boy has become a man!

O boy! Can you sing!

Like a chicken, you flap about...

I roar like a man.

Among your mates, you brag around...

I've scored, I am a man!

If I want to,

I could take you!

King of brag,

Lets see what you've got!

You will drown,

Your beauty will be trounced,

I will set fire,

Burn you down.

This vanity,

will make me stay.

If you're a real man

Don't walk away

I'm here to stay

Don't walk away...

I'm here to stay

Don't walk away...

C'mon c'mon c'mon now baby

The boy has become a man!

The boy has become a man!

Parma come with me!

Amma?!

Where are you taking me...

...Chand will leave!

Parvati don't insult him...

...your son is now a man!

Dadda, Amma's temper is rising.

I'll make her simmer

down and be right back.

Mom at least today,

don't get angry...

You ass!

Don't be stupid...

let's talk this out.

Move aside! Or else

I'll kill you too...

I am telling you, let's

talk and sort this out!

I don't want to talk

about anything...

This animal won't give

in like this...

I'm trying to talk... but

she just won't let me.

How did this lizard get here?

Did you marry her?

Are you mad?! I won't

get married secretly.

It'll be a big disco party.

Your Parma will arrive on

an elephant for all to see!

Explain this then!

I disgraced the Qureshis...

...to make Dadda win the election!

So I've brought pride to the family...

pride for Parma, pride for you!

Pride?

She'd slapped me...

I just had a good time at her

expense and avenged my insult...

'Had a good time'?

Tell her the truth...

...he tricked me into bed!

It was all a farce anyway! The lmaam

asked me to repeat 'I do' and I did!

Avenge your insult... a good time...

...are you having a

good time now? Are you?

Apologize to her...

I don't want his apology,

I want him dead...

Shut up! Ask for forgiveness!

Forgiveness for what?

Even after behaving

like a disgusting creep...

...you want to know why

you should apologize?!

Since when has deceiving

a Muslim become a crime?

What kind of a rotten

animal have you become...

...you don't see your fault?

You've ruined her...

...her family won't

accept her back...

...and yours will kill her!

Where'll she go?

To hell... bloody bad omen!

Not bad omen...

...she's your wife...

...your responsibility now!

Don't be stupid...

...Dadda will kill us!

That's it?

That's your bravado?

Amma are you drunk?

Save me... l'm here...

Your granddad's

calling you... come out...

Tell him I'll be

with him in a second...

If these men get a whiff,

they'll tear you to pieces.

Go on, I'll be out in a minute.

I said I'm coming, go on!

You go down,

I'll take care of her...

You don't bother I will fix her...

Parme...

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