Ishq Page #2

And who might you be?

Who am I!

It's because of me that you earn your living

And you're enjoying white color status

I am your boss, Ranjit

You are Mr. Ranjit!

I'm sorry, sir. How stupid of me!

I am newly transferred here

so didn't recognize you

Don't get cross, sir. Please!

But over the phone you told us

to freeze your son's account

I called you?

Yes, you did

Would I call to close my only son's account?

My son! One who was born after a hell of efforts

I searched whole India

Even went to movie stars

And besides...

I had to stay away from

his mother for ten years

And then he was born

He was born after you stay ed

away ten years from your wife!

Yes

I cannot bear to see tears in his eyes

My child!

Daddy

My son

Please don't cry, sir

Now it's you who will cry

We will see to it that you do

You deserve it! You despicable fellow

Sorry, sir. It was a mistake on my part

You fail to recognize me and call it a "mistake"?

You tore off my cheque! Sorry won't do

You made my son cry! I

won't accept no apology

Why were you born, earthworm?

I made a mistake, forgive me

I beg of you

Please forgive me

What do you say, Ajay?

Let's forgive him, Dad

Okay fatso, go and bring the cash

Yes, sir

Fantastic! Operation no. 2

Hello, Ranjit Rai speaking

This is the cashier from Federal Bank

Yes?

The new manager has given your

son half a million rupees in cash

What? Half a million!

I will teach that manager a good lesson

Bloody idiot!

Father is on the way

Already here, sir

Hand it over to him

Here you are, sir. Half a million

Son, tell me one thing

Who could have impersonated

me and called the manager?

Must be Uncle

What?

My younger brother whom I disinherited!

That rascal blacky fellow

Manager, If he comes here again...

I understand, sir

I Know how to handle him

He may come here in one piece,

but I will cut him into pieces

Otherwise I am not a neighbors offspring

What?!

Yes

Son, I think it's time to make a move

Come on, hurry up

At least we got the money

Daddy! Oh dear

Good morning, sir Shut up

Here, wear my wig. Hurry up

He is in the cabin, sir

What a freak!

Get lost, stupid morons!

Eh, manager

How dare you defy my order

and give my son the money?

I'll close down your bank

My name arent Ranjit Rai for nothing

So you are here

You dog, Rascal, bloody blacky fellow

Take him inside and give him a good thrashing

No!

Take him away

Where are you taking me?

Give him a good thrashing

Rascals!

Today I'll get you

I will break your bones

You went to the bank and posed as me

And look what they have done to me!

Daddy!

Snake! Help me

Get it away

Raja, come on

Harbu, catch him

Just let me get my hands on you

Who could it have been!

Bloody scoundrel

Are you alright?

Not really

Why don't you ask your son

not to hang around with Raja?

I have left no stone unturned,

...yet I fail every time

How do you plan to get his signature

on the marriage certificate?

I am more clever than him

I am not his father for nothing

Just wait and watch, I've my own plan

First page is the property document

Second page is ditto

And the third page is marriage certificate

Now see how it works!

Hey, what are you... you almost scared me!

You got scared as if you

were caught red-handed!

I am born rich. Why would I steal?

Money arent the problem for me

Anyway, sign these documents

What are these?

I've bought land on your name. Sign it

Daddy, you're great. Hand me the pen

Stop!

He will not sign

Why not? I am his father

So what?

You remember my sister's last words?

What?

Don't sign any paper without first reading it

First read and then sign

You are right, Uncle

Read the second page

Ajay

We are getting late. Hurry up!

Just a minute

Tell me where to sign

Here

Don't sign without reading

Daddy must have prepared

the right agreement for me

Okay I will read it

Stop it, Uncle

You are always fighting like children

Here... I've signed it

I don't like this

But I like this

See what I mean! I did take his signature

What are you thinking about?

What if I got my daughter's

signature on this certificate?

Say it again, say it again

How about I get Madhu's

signature on the same paper

Your head looks like a barren land

But you are a genius within

We will become relatives

Come on give me a hug

But how will you get her signature?

My daughter is very naive

Snail's pace even in this jet age

Snail's pace

You scared me

I would never do that

A very happy birthday to my best friend

Thank you

Kajal, your gift

Thank you

Now tell me, why did you call me here?

Wanted to do some shopping

For yourself or for me?

It doesn't matter, dear

Hey, it almost escaped my

mind, I've to ex change a shirt

I won't be long. Just a minute

Who did it?

I will show you

Are you blind? Come out

I say, come out

I am sorry

You broke my headlight and

this poor fellow's eggs too

Who'll pay the damages, your father?

Leave it, Madhu. He looks a gentleman

Gentleman! He looks more like a loafer

Hey, bandit queen Yes?

Shut up! Don't talk too much

Ajay, hand me some money

Hey, hen stealer, how much for the eggs?

Only five hundred rupees

Here you go. What about your eggs?

What?

I mean your headlight

Five hundred

Five hundred?

Take this, a full thousand

What's the extra five hundred for?

You'll soon Know

For this. Come on, Ajay

Hang on a sec. Yes?

Here is a full five grand

For what?

I'll tell you

For this

But it's only worth four thousand

Keep the rest as a tip

Followed, Mr. Stupid?

Come on, Kajal

Damn you!

Forget it, man. I mean, it's just a girl

So what? She gives tip and calls me names

Do I look stupid?

These toys here are for sale not

for playing around with them

Sorry, sir

This arent the way to clean

such an expensive statue

Do you Know who is coming to see it?

No, who?

The rich and famous His Excellency

Changeji of Agra

C'mon get going

Sorry, darling. I'll clean you

Excuse me?

The statue spoke?!

Excuse me. I'm over here

Yes, Ms. Statue, I mean Madam

This shirt is defective

It's impossible

What impossible?

Look here. There is a hole in it

Did you see? No

No? No

Okay, I'll show you

Can you see it now?

Yes, yes

Suleman

Show the madam another shirt

Otherwise she'll tear my pants too

Please proceed to the counter,

he'll show you the shirt

Come on, now cheer up

I Kept quiet because of you

I would have taught her a good lesson

Okay, man, now forget it

She had the nerve to call me stupid!

Why don't you buy a shirt for yourself,

I'll go and check out a chick for me,

...I mean, the shoes

The shirt, not the trousers

Welcome your Excellency

Have a good look at the statue

Don't stand in front of it

Get aside. Move

Specially carved for you

Yeah, sure

Your Excellency, I...

Shut up

Marvelous! Fantastic!

What a craftsmanship!

This craftsman changed the course of nature!

We ought to pay him five million

5 million?!

Who made this statue?

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