Ishq Page #3

Who made it?

I made it with my own hands

You are truly great

You have no idea what you've done

If you say I'll make half a dozen more

This is what I don't wish

The great emperor cut the hands of

workers who worked on Taj Mahal

So that there would be no second one like it

I intend to do the same with you

Cut my hands off!

Aladdin?

Yes, my master

I am leaving

You bring his both hands to Agra

Help me, someone help me

Open the door

What shall I do now? Save me, God

After all what's a mobile phone for?

I'll use it. One zero zero

Hello, Police station

Give me one family pack of Colgate

One for me also

Sorry, sir. We've only one family pack

I'll take it I will

Leave it I won't

I took it first I saw first

Ladies first

Only in the bathroom queue

You're messing with me It's my habit

I will take it

Alright then, you need it more than me

Why? Because your mouth stinks

What? YiKes! Your mouth stinks

Your mouth stinks!

Your body and character stink

It's you who needs it more than myself

Here! Have some more

I'll Kill you

I will Kill you

You see, actually I...

Oh, sh*t!

I'm going to Kill you

Leave me

I will show her

Leave me, I'll fix this stupid

Come on then, let me see what you can do

Don't anybody move It's the police!

Don't move, or I'll shoot

My father won't bail me out

if he finds out about this

Come on! Run

I'll settle with you later

You pigeon, why are you running away?

Come here, you!

Madhu, relax. Come on

How dare he mess with me?

What a filthy dump sh*t!

Are you sure your daughter will sign this?

Sure she will

Driver, pull over

I won't be long

Eh, mister, would you guide me to this place

Hey, I am asking you

Bastard! Rascal! Son of a b*tch

Do you think my head is a match box?

Daddy

Daddy, you're here

What a pleasant surprise!

Uncle, please come in

Don't you call me "uncle"

I am only Mr. Harbans for you

Do you understand?

Bloody crows!

See what I mean! Even the crows

didn't approve of your attitude

By the way, why are you here?

I need your signature on these papers

I have to send them over to America today itself

I will, but before that I need your signature

Dinu uncle...

bring over the contract file

Which contract are you talking about?

In which you state that this

land belongs to these dwellers

What? Are you out of your mind?

I am not giving no land to these paupers

No! Never

You think I'm going to sign

your rotten documents?

No! Never

Bring the papers, I will sign

Here

Here is the pen

Every time I have to oblige

But you never amend your ways

Signature please, over there

Daddy, I love you. You are wonderful

Don't be so childish

Tell me where to sign. Doesn't

matter even if it's a death warrant

Over here

Bring the pen, hurry up

Daddy, you're so sweet

You are wonderful

You're the best daddy in the whole world

Thank you

Come on, Kajal

Let's give them the good news

You are marvelous

You bargained utmost

happiness for worthless land

Now we'll have our children

eating out of our hands

Hey, King of sadness

Don't be like a Romeo

Come back to earth! Wake up

Since three days you've been like this

Forget that girl

No, I can't live without her

Don't be emotional. Come on, help me

Never forget the three

advices of that famous poet

Never run after three things in life

A train, a bus and a girl

The world is just plentiful of them, understand?

It's just too many of them around

Why have you Kids brought me over here?

Isn't this birthday decoration nice!

Happy birthday!

Hey, help me here

Where are you off to?

Where are you going?

Hey where are you!

Do you Know which pipe is to be cut?

Bloody deaf! You've to cut a pipe

Pipe! Yeah, yes

Go and finish your job

What an idiot!

Oh, dear!

Hey idiot are you taking a stroll there?

Bloody fool! I am talking to you

Are you deaf?

What's the problem? Get aside

You moron, look below

You darned fellow!

Oh, my God!

Help!

He will surely die

Somebody save him

Somebody help him

Raja!

Why is he crying? What's the matter?

Raja!

Hey you! Why on the earth

are you hanging there?

Somebody help him please

I told you never to run after three things

Bus, train and girls

See what I mean. Just look at yourself!

Will you stop lecturing! Help me

I'm coming. It's just trouble that he's inviting

Hurry up!

What should I do?

Oh, God! Oh, God please look after us

Oh, God! Oh, God

I'm gone

I'm gone

Help me

I'll fall

What are you doing, hurry up!

Shut up

Why did I've to invite him today

Oh, God

I am gone I am gone!

Hurry up! I can't hang on any longer

I am not no stuntman

Hold on or lose the grip

Okay, man, I'll just hold on

I must close my eyes and go ahead

Oh dear!

He will save him. He is a real hero

You are too slow

Just Keep quiet, man

Oh, God

What are you doing?

Oh, I am dead!

Ajay, please save me

It was you who came to save me

What are you doing?

Hold me please

I don't want to die I mean,

I am not even married yet

Me too, man

Both will die. Oh, God save them

Do you hear what I hear?

I can even see it

Look over there

Can't you see we are hanging down the pipe?

You idiot, you can't hear but you can see us

Somebody help

Stupid, I told you to cut the

lower pipe not the upper one

Now both of them will die

Stop it. What's he doing!

Somebody stop him

I'll be blamed for their death!

Don't do it. Stop it

Stop cutting, you idiot!

Good morning, Auntie

What happened?

Help me

Auntie, listen to us please

We weren't trying to rape you

Really we're doing no such thing

Ajay, gag her otherwise

we'll be convicted of rape

Shut up, fatso

Come dear, come

No, auntie

Now it's your turn

Don't touch me

I will fix you

No! No!

You wanted to rape me

Open the door

Stay back

I think I'd have to break the door

Help me No, auntie, don't touch me

Oh God, give me strength

Help me

I am coming, dear

I'm falling, dear

What are you looking at? Come on, run!

Hurry up, run

Are you hurt?

Very badly, deep down inside, from head to toe

He loves you madly

Whenever he sees you his heartbeat

goes up, blood pressure goes down

He gets crazy

He doesn't Know what he is doing

He breaks statues, walks on pipes,

Even puts me in trouble

By the way, what are your

plans for tomorrow evening?

Can you meet him at 5,

in the Hanging Gardens?

Let me express my love myself

I am just helping you out

I don't need it, now leave

So, now the girl is more important than a friend

But don't forget... Girl, bus and train

You see... I'm sorry

My friend was just blurting nonsense

I don't understand where are you two going?

I am taking her to the hill station

What made you decide so suddenly?

Because my Dad is making

plans for my marriage

And I am not in no mood for it

Uncle, if we Keep talking

here we may miss our flight

Hurry up, Kajal, don't waste time in packing

Be quick, it's almost the departure time

By e, Uncle. See you, by e

Take care, Kajal

Madhu has just gone to a nearby

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