Ishq Page #4

Hill-station, not to some Honolulu

Quit worrying I'll send Ajay there as well

Let me get this straight...

you fix ed my wedding without

even asking me about it!

I am not going anywhere to see no girl

impossible! I will not marry her

You will have to

Never ever

How dare you disobey your father?

He was the one to change your

nappies when you were a baby

He became a donkey... What?

I mean he even became

a horse for you to ride on

Such a great father deserves worship

You don't Know my father

I Know him very well

Your father may be mean... Hey!

...but he can never be selfish

Exactly

You ought to obey your father

And get yourself ready to leave

Try to understand... Quiet!

Please arrange for one extra ticket

Why?

Because I'll go with him too

Why is that?

To make sure he does go there,

and doesn't return from the airport

Correct. I will call the travel agent

I'll never go, Daddy

You very well Know that I love Kajal

Hang on, I came to save you

and it's me you're hitting!

To save me! Hear me out first

Your father is planning to

marry you to that haughty girl,

the one we met in shopping arcade

Why would I be interested in her!

Your Kajal happens to be with her

Really? That's right

You romance Kajal...

and I'll fix that other hot-head

I am fed up of my Dad

He is forcing me to meet that guy

Meet him at least. What's there to lose?

But how will you recognize him?

He will be holding a red rose

What?

Daddy chose this ape for me!

Hurry up, man. That baldy's

daughter must be waiting for us

And his loafer friend is also with him?

This is too much. That dame

isn't anywhere to be seen...

who was supposed to receive us?

That bald head said she would

recognize us by this rose

Excuse me Yes

Actually I am that girl, the one

you are supposed to meet

Oh, so you are! What a darling...

...a real sweetheart

Your heart is so full of love

Come and give me a hug

Ajay, what's all this?

Keep quiet, I'll tell you later

Leave me alone I am hugging my fiance

It's nobody's business,

come and give me a hug, my love

Let go of me

Oh, it feels so good to hug you

What's the matter?

I think there is something in my pants

Is it? We'll go home and check it out

Shall we make a move? Yes

Come on, Ajay

Welcome gentlemen

Bahadur, send them up

I mean to the bungalow up the hill

You go ahead, we'll follow in the other car

Shall I accompany them?

Shut up. You'll come with me

Bahadur? Yes?

How long will it take to reach the place?

About 3 to 4 hours

There's a monkey inside!

007 BOND

Calls himself James bloody Bond!

My wife treats him like a brother

He's supposed to watch over me

Hey, you get in front

Get in, sir

Go, man. This would be the

last journey of your life!

Stop at the flower shop please

I need to get some flowers for my girl friend

I can't stop Why?

Because the brakes aren't working

Oh I see! No brakes

What? No brakes!

How will we get down?

Let me show you... like this

Hey mister, where are you going?

Please come back

Ta, ta, sir

Oh no!

You are great, you saved our lives

You are not a monkey, you're an angel

Hey guy, where are you off to!

What a strange creature!

Ajay! Watch out

Hey man, how the hell did

you drive on two wheels?

Ajay, look ahead!

Honey! Why is the engine misfiring?

Wake up, something hit us!

Look who is at the back!

Get out of the way

Oh, my God!

They are the same guys...

who came to rape me in

the bathroom the other day

Move out

Don't you worry, love

They will have to rape me first

Sh*t!

Ta, ta. Ta, ta.

You bloody mosquito!

Just let me get my hands on you

Madam

Madam!

What's the problem, Bahadur?

Those two guys...

They were Killed in a car crash

What!

They are dead!

Okay, you go in your cottage

No, please no, let me sleep here

Why?

You see, people who die

this way turn into ghosts

Their spirits wander everywhere

I am very scared

Please let me sleep here today

Okay, sleep on the sofa

Thank you, madam

Oh my God!

Bahadur?

Bahadur!

Madam, look...

Oh, no! Bahadur!

Kajal

No!

Open the door

Who is it?

Who is there?

Recognize me?

I'm your death

I have Killed him already

Now it's your turn

Come!

Bahadur, you too!

You gave me one thousand

rupees to fail the brakes

And he gave me two thousand to put on this act

Who do you think you are, huh?

Take yourself to be a great clown?

This wasn't at all funny!

I will break your face if you

go about your pranks again

Madhu!

Madhu...

Why did you slap him?

Didn't you see what he did to me?

And how about what you did to them

You had their car brakes failed...

They could have been easily Killed,

hadn't they jumped out at the right time

Don't joke with others if you

can't take it yourself

Don't try to stop me. Let me go, please

Don't get cross, listen to me

Ajay, please... leave me alone

Don't stop me

Sorry

Didn't you hear? I already apologized

Let go of my bag

I won't till you forgive me

I said, leave my bag

You are lucky, man

Your wife is apologizing...

In over forty years of my marriage...

it's always been me who ends up apologizing

Shut up, old man

I said leave my bag

Will you or won't you leave it?

No

I say, let it go

See what I mean!

You should have pardoned me

Damn you!

What Kind of wine was it

which you made me drink,

...that upset my entire system!

Thank you, guys, many thanks

Hey, aren't you saying it

What?

That you've a crush on me, you love me too

I feel embarrassed

If you won't I'd be in despair

I Love You

Yes!

Share mark... oh, here...

Don't read newspaper, you

can watch all this stuff on TV

You're wasting your time

You hit me!

One bloody mosquito can

make a person gutless

It can very well make one lose nerve

Anyway, just a mosquito it was!

But one fax will make you go insane

Ajay is coming tomorrow

Who will make all the arrangements?

Don't worry, leave all that to me

So, how did you like all this?

The music will go on until it

becomes a pain in y or ass

What...! Come on, come on move

And these girls here... Wow!

...will freak you out with flowers

Shut up!

Look, Ajay is here

Girls, don't just stand there!

Go and give them a grand welcome

Come on, darling

Who is that girl?

Thank you

She is a friend of my daughter

She lives in a filthy slum

What? It's true

Cheer up, dear brother-in-law

Photographer, take his picture with them

Hurry up

Hey, what are you doing, don't...

And what might you be staring at, sir?

Thanks for the welcome, Dad

I have yet to give you a

true welcome at home, later

Please look here, smile please

Smile Dad

By e Dad, See you

He has totally disgraced you

Turn back, you too are about

to greet your worst nightmare!

Hi Dad

What!

Oh, thank you

Wow!

Don't stand here like a mad bull

Go ahead and have one photo

with your daughter and son-in-law

Shut the f*** up! Take him away

Bald head

He's got an attitude problem, man!

Hey, leave me alone, don't...

Oh, Dad, I never dreamed you

would welcome us like this

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