It Felt Like Love Page #2

Do you get dizzy easy?

No.

Uh-huh.

Boo!

Sorry. I was just taking a piss.

Come on.

This way.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

Chiara's always got boyfriends.

Well, that's different.

Why?

'Cause she's needy.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Do you want something from me?

What would I want anyways?

Oh, f***.

F***.

F***. Sh*t.

What's Chiara doing tonight?

Out with her new boyfriend.

Who's her new boyfriend?

This guy, Patrick.

It's kind of serious.

He gave her a promise ring.

It won't last.

It might.

It won't.

You're so pessimistic.

I'm not pessimistic, but,

trust me, it won't last.

They're in love, so it might.

They're not in love.

Yes. They are.

Oh.

No. No. That's right.

Discipline the animal.

Hear? Try spanking him.

Like this.

Stop.

Yo, does your dog like to get high?

I don't know.

What's the dog's name?

Coffee.

What kind of name is that?

You named your dog after

a hot f***ing beverage?

Ignore them.

They're just being d*cks.

She's so hot.

So hot.

Gross. Why is she

rubbing herself like that?

'Cause it gets her off.

Looks painful.

Her titties are kind of perky.

She's got peach titties.

She's got a nice ass.

I remember one time I made a porn.

My ex-girl found the video.

She didn't like it so much.

Punched me in my face.

I still got to keep

the porno, though.

I've thought about doing that.

Doing what?

Like, as a career option.

Really?

Yeah, totally. Like, the hours are

really good and so is the pay.

And I like sex, a lot.

Like, a lot, a lot.

She's not very good.

I've seen better.

What's your name again?

Lila.

Lila, why don't you come and

put your ass right here?

So I can smack your ass

with this paddle...

Till it turns sore.

Turn that white ass red.

I should go.

I have to get up early.

It's the weekend.

Yeah, but, my mom's

in the hospital.

Get me a 40.

It's the best rap

you never heard

that's why I got you

hangin' onto every word

I'm just savin' up,

imagine the stack

they said our boy Barnes

is the savage on the track

that's 'cause it sound like

I'm in a battle when I rap

I got a head full of money,

pocket full of dreams

Biggs said it best, things

ain't always what they seem

in this fake world we live in,

things spinnin' it real

show me nice f***in'...

where do you live?

Either way, don't matter,

still spinnin'...

25th ave.

Between what and what?

What and what?

Well, we can't drive up and

down your block all night.

Hmm.

Witnesses can't believe

how your mom's,

like, I can't believe

they ain't even my plan,

that'd kill my seed

please, livin' in the fast

Lane, I keep my Lane...

under, over, drop.

Drop. Out and...

Out, to the side.

Left.

Okay.

Under, over, drop,

around, drop, up.

Out, in, left, right, left.

One, two, drop, three

and get lower.

Out, in, one, two, three.

And then you jump into line, right.

Can you look at something?

No.

Just look.

I'm sure you're fine.

Just look.

What am I looking for exactly?

Does it look red or irritated?

I-I don't know.

I would do this for you.

I really don't know.

It looks like you've

been scratching it.

I have. That's why you're checking

if there's anything there.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

What do you think about, you

know, keeping things open?

Why?

'Cause you've had

all these other experiences.

I'm older.

A little, anyway.

Look, I know I want to be with you.

But I can't commit

until we're even.

Even?

You know what I mean.

No. Say it.

Don't make me say it.

You need some help? You look

like you're coming apart.

Okay.

Olivia, Levia, Rita and Aiden,

please come help light candles

16 through 10.

realize she's on her way

she's sweet 16 today

You never get mad...

Except when I miss my curfew.

You are a pair of angels that

supports me in everything I pursue.

You threw me this party

in such a spectacular venue,

and you even let me pick

the tasty dessert menu.

To say we're always happy

would be untrue,

but we stick together and don't

need family therapy or glue.

Mom and dad, come help me light

candles number three and two.

And I'm on that road today

we are finally on the way,

16 today

You are so close to my

heart, and I'm totally smitten.

When I see you, my heart

pounds and my eyes brighten.

So handsome and gentle, in

your arms, my knees weaken.

I hope this moment lasts

and never comes undone.

Zach, please help me light

the most special on my cake,

candle number one.

Is everything okay?

Can I cut in?

Um, I didn't get a chance

to talk to you.

My hands are kind of full.

When did you and Patrick break up?

I don't really want

to talk about that here.

Can you hold onto this for me?

Wow. You really cleaned up.

I know.

What are you doing later?

Writing

thank-you cards.

Do you wanna come

to a party with me?

No.

Please.

- Why?

- See ya.

Bye.

'Cause I would do it for you.

Seaweed flow,

must be from that weed smoke

eyes Chinese 'cause

we smokin' sour diesel

blunts siamese, two of these,

you be me, yo

f*** the police though,

we smoke it like it legal

seaweed flow,

must be from that weed smoke

eyes Chinese

'cause we smokin'...

Bored yet?

It's better than a lot of parties

we've been to this summer.

F*** the police,

though...

hey, what's up?

I remember you.

You girls need a drink?

It's a party, not a funeral.

It's okay. I'll get it.

What's your name?

Chiara.

Devon.

Nice to meet you.

I like the way you sparkle.

You look like a pink disco ball.

You see Mr. young bone,

ak, I'm so gone

hoes love me, Jerome,

hoes love me, Jerome

sit back, get smacked

get stoned...

yo.

Hey.

Every time I see you,

you look different.

Yeah, I just came from a thing.

Chiara's thing.

Right, right, right. Fun?

Yeah.

Mmm. Um.

It doesn't work that way.

Whoa. Look at that.

What's that about?

I don't want to lose it.

No?

It's kind of over,

but I'm just holding onto it.

That's too bad. Um...

here.

Seaweed flow,

must be from that weed smoke

eyes Chinese 'cause

we smokin' sour diesel...

'scuse me, America,

I don't do the taxes

I make my money flip stretch,

we call it gymnastics

it's f***in' Friday,

I need a nia long

with a nice set of tits

and a green thong

me and juicy always smokin',

we like Cheech Chong

a French b*tch p*ssy,

sweet honey dijon

she love the paper, everywhere

the cash be cha-ching!

Now baby girl, pop that p*ssy

like some acne

I must be ballin' 'cause

she only f*** with athletes

I'm that d, smokin' purple

in a black tee

I love weed, nigga,

I got a green thumb

she f*** me, nigga,

until she bleed cum

your favorite crew

will be on milk carton soon

I'm busting off in the ocean

like a harpoon, yeah...

I'm on a road, so alone

you left me cold,

hard on the floor

hard to endure Hardy and pure

how are you sure

the love was so pure

the sex was outrageous,

the way we made love

straight bangin',

wakin' up the neighbors

we f***ed on weed,

we f***ed on speed

missionary, baby, scratch

my back till it bleed

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