It Felt Like Love Page #3

and you're a beauty,

and I'm a beast

but we didn't make

Disney rated movie

we made magic, we made havoc

you were my prodigy,

the love was my beep status

you were the baddest,

above average

the bedroom was a young

jizzy ad-lib, yeah

one kiss, I was hammered, yeah

hormones doing backflips

you were down South

for so long...

just do it.

I hate being sick.

It'll sober you up.

Ew, it smells so bad.

Oh, gross.

I'm gonna call a car service.

Why? It's early.

I'm not drunk.

I'm just hot.

I-I can't.

Open your mouth.

Why?

I'll do it.

Why?

Open your mouth.

There's puke in your hair.

Get it off me.

No. Do it yourself.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Oh, you wanna go again? Like...

I don't understand, man.

Bro, what the f***?

What about your dick?

Thanks a lot, Devon.

Thanks a lot, man.

I always got you, bro.

I gotta, gotta be up at 6:00 A.M.

Can you set my alarm?

Am I your mother?

This is outer space

pump up the bass

this is outer space

pump up the bass

this is outer space

pump up the bass

Hi.

Where are you going?

Work.

Sucks.

Yeah.

- Please don't do that.

- I don't mind.

It's my f***ing mess.

I said stop it.

I spent the night

with this guy last night.

Who?

He's a friend of a friend.

Is he your boyfriend?

No, but it's kind of better

than a boyfriend, you know?

No.

It's kind of more exciting.

That sounds too exciting.

It's hard to describe.

Are you just getting home?

My dad's gonna kill me.

Maybe you should go.

I will.

What're you gonna tell him?

I don't think I can lie.

That would just make it worse.

If you hear screaming,

call the cops.

Shut up.

I'm serious.

Just tell him you were

at Chiara's, or something.

You're really late.

It's really early.

Don't bullshit me. What are

you gonna do, punish me?

No. If you don't give a

sh*t, I don't give a sh*t.

Don't you wanna know where I was?

No.

Stop trying to pique my interest.

Chiara's? Nate's?

I was with this guy.

Who?

You don't know him. You don't have

a guy that I don't know about.

If you did,

believe me, I would know.

Hang that up when you take it off.

I don't want to see it crumpled

up in the corner of your room.

Please.

Fine.

You've reached the offices of the

president of the United States.

No, I'm playing.

This is Sammy.

If I call you back, I call you.

If I don't, then, oh well.

- Hi.

- Yo.

I...

what do you want?

I called you before.

I'm working.

I figured.

What's up?

You know.

What? Look, I'd love to hang,

but I'm kind of busy.

My dad freaked

that I came home so early.

He'll get over it.

I hope so.

He will.

Do you mind if I hang here?

That's not such a good idea.

I really don't think I could

be high enough to pass out,

then f*** you, and not remember it.

We were really drunk.

Do you get what I'm saying?

But you have had

that happen before, right?

Hi.

Sorry about the other night.

I just didn't want you

to do something stupid.

I know.

Did you do something stupid?

I don't know.

It's kind of a blur.

How blurry?

Did you sleep with him?

I don't know. Maybe.

Is everything okay?

I'm gonna see if I can

get you an appointment.

Please don't.

No. This is not okay.

You don't know where he's been.

Please don't.

I'm sure it's fine.

I'm gonna take out

the speculum now,

so I need you

to take a deep breath.

It's a bit early

for the first pap smear.

We usually don't do them until

the patient is sexually active,

or until after

the patient turns 21.

At your age, I would recommend...

Um, an HPV vaccine.

Your gown is on backwards.

Can I ask you a few questions?

Sure.

Do you smoke?

At parties.

How many alcoholic beverages

do you consume in a week?

Like 60 ounces a week.

Do you remember

to wear your seat belt...

Every time you get

into a car or taxi?

I try.

And how often do you menstruate?

I don't know.

Monthly?

Maybe.

Every two months?

Sounds right.

Would you like to be tested for STDs?

No.

Do you have any history

of high blood pressure,

cancer or heart disease

in your family?

Yes.

Which?

Cancer.

Who, and what kind?

Mom. Breast cancer.

At what age was she diagnosed?

I don't remember.

Alive or deceased?

Deceased.

I would like you

to consider participating...

In a surveillance program at some

point in the next few years.

Are there any questions

I can answer for you today...

About your personal

or sexual health?

Lila, is there a reason

you came in today...

For emergency contraception?

I think the nurse made a mistake.

You've reached the offices of the

president of the United States.

No, I'm playing.

This is Sammy.

If I call you back, I call you.

If I don't, then, oh well.

What are you doing here?

What do you think she's doing here?

Your mom let me in.

I think she's here 'cause

she wants your dick.

She can suck my dick.

You never shower.

She don't want...

Your smelly little stinky dick.

I think she wants

to suck all our d*cks.

She only likes to pretend

to suck your dick.

I'll do it.

It's gonna be a little hard

to do standing up.

Go on.

Come on, puppy, sit. Sit.

Did you decide

who you're gonna do first?

Pick me.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Do you like my dick?

It doesn't like you.

What do you want?

What's wrong?

Oh, come on.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

I'm the motherfuckin'

rookie of the year

mykki blanco, young Castro

killer

we on that chill tip,

real high

we feelin' real loose,

real fly

we on that chill tip,

real high

we feelin' real loose,

real fly

welcome to hell, b*tches,

this is mykki blanco

new world order motherf***er,

follow pronto

get in line, nigga,

your soul is mine, nigga

you scaredy cat p*ssy

motherfuckers can't deliver

maybe she born with it,

maybe it was maybelline

all white blanco give your

heathen ass a christening

nigga's so greasy in

the daylight, he glistenin'

"oh, this fag can rap," yeah,

they saying that they listening

pissing in the wind

at the 4:
00 A.M. spot

blazed off the indica, a bottle

of ciroc, a mouth full of pop

chug it in the pay phone,

1-800-loco

motherfuckers y'all can

go home, I'm the new rufio

y'all ain't know I pimp slap you

b*tch niggas with my limp wrist, bro

what the f*** I gotta prove

to a room full of dudes

who ain't listening to my words

'cause they staring at my shoes

we-we-we make love

to the night

in the back of the club,

yeah, we feeling all right

the lights, the lights low,

this sh*t feel crazy

low-key loose niggas know

we gettin' wavvy

we getting wavvy,

yeah, wavvy, yeah, wavvy

we getting wavvy, yeah, wavvy

yeah, wavvy

we getting wavvy,

yeah wavvy, yeah, wavvy

we getting wavvy, we getting

wavvy, yeah, wavvy

Yeah.

Yeah, you remember

back in the days

when we used to rock waves

and sh*t?

when, like, yo, I had

the f***ing 360, my nigga

like, nobody in the hood

was f***ing with my sh*t

and that's real sh*t

uh, since nine five,

mama been working nine five

and I know the landlord

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