It Happened on 5th Avenue Page #2
Season #Winter- Year:
- 1957
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Farrow here is flying to Washington tonight
to find out what they consider reasonable-
Your pills. Mr. O'Connor.
Oh. Mm.
- Ah. And now. gentlemen-
- Excuse me.
There's a long-distance call
from your daughter's school.
- Not now. I'll call her back.
- It isn't your daughter.
It's the headmistress.
and she says it's very urgent.
Mull over that project for a moment.
gentlemen. I'll be right with you.
- I'll take it in here.
- Yes. sir.
MAN:
I don't think...
[MEN CHATTERING]
Hello?
Yes. this is Mr. O'Connor.
Trudy was missing
from class this morning.
I'm terribly afraid
she's run away. Mr. O'Connor.
Well. I don't understand this.
Yes. yes. Do that.
And I'll keep you posted.
Thanks.
Goodbye.
FARROW:
Mr. O'Connor. anything I can do?
O'CONNOR:
Do you suppose she's goneto her mother?
I have no idea. but I doubt it.
Farrow. phone our legal department
in New York.
I want the best detective agency
they can get.
Check every hotel. every airport. railroad
and bus station in New York. Chicago...
...and all points west.
Tell New York to keep in constant touch
with me till they find her.
[SHAVER WHIRRING]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING O VER RADIO]
Hey. Mac.
Mac. quit playing with the light switch.
[MUSIC RESUMES]
Hey. what goes on here?
Jim. what time is it?
Four minutes to 9.
Can't be them.
It's too early.
It can't be who? And who's too early?
Never mind.
[TURNS RADIO OFF]
[FOOTSTEPS APPRO ACHING]
Did you say you lived here alone?
- Yes.
- Well. you've got company.
Somebody's coming up the stairs.
[WHISPERS]
JIM:
Well. you've got pretty good taste.haven't you?
Come on. Shed that mink.
- Who are you?
- A fur trapper.
- Come on. give.
- Get your hands off me.
Okay. sister. you wanna play rough.
I said. take it off.
[SIGHS]
What are you people doing here?
Oh. we just hang around
to see that little girls like you...
...don't swipe
great big mink coats like this.
You get out of here
before I call the police.
You'll call the police?
[CHUCKLES]
That I've gotta see.
There's a phone. Go on. call them.
Oh. just a moment. Uh-
Jim. I'd like to speak to you outside
for just a minute.
Excuse us. miss.
[MOUTHS WORDS]
Now. remember.
no tricks or we'll call the cops.
Psst.
- Say. what's the idea?
- Shh.
What's the idea of you
grabbing the phone?
Jim. I'm afraid we're in no position
to let her call the police.
Why not?
Because the young lady.
no matter who she is...
...has as much right here as we have.
I don't get it.
Aren't you a guest of O'Connor?
Well. yes.
Except that Mr. O'Connor
doesn't know about it.
JIM:
But you're a friend of his. aren't you?
That is. if anybody
can be a friend of that guy.
McKEEVER:
Never laid eyes on him.
You live here without permission?
- Mm-hm.
- But how do you get away with it?
Oh. it's not hard at all.
Mr. O'Connor boards up the house
and goes to his estate...
...in Virginia on November 1 st.
I move in on November 3rd.
JIM:
McKEEVER:
Oh-ho.He never comes back till March 15th.
It works out very well that way.
[CHUCKLES]
Why. you old possum.
You're bound to get caught.
You know that.
They never even came close
in all the three winters I've been here.
I never do any harm.
As a matter of fact. I do a lot of good.
I dust off the furniture
every once in a while.
I wind the clocks.
You take these clothes I'm wearing.
If it weren't for me.
they'd be in the closet gathering moths.
[CHUCKLES]
I take them out for an airing every day.
Say. what are we gonna do about her?
McKEEVER:
You leave it to me.
I'll give her a lecture and send her home.
Come on.
- Young lady. we've decided that-
- Please don't call the police.
I know I shouldn't have broken in.
But well. I'm applying for a job tomorrow.
and I needed a coat so-
That's a fine excuse.
It isn't an excuse. It's true.
Look. I'll show you.
"Wanted.
GirI with personality to sell sheet music.
Must play piano.
Apply Times Square Melody Shop. "
Oh. sure.
Sure. you've gotta wear a mink coat
when you work in a music shop.
They play those Frank Sinatra records.
chills run up and down your spine.
It gets cold.
You have to wear a mink coat.
It's the first time
I ever did a thing like this.
Please don't call the police.
Young lady. don't you know
there's a law against breaking...
...into other people's homes?
I do but I was alone
and hungry and desperate.
I...
[SIGHS]
I'll get some water.
Yeah. hurry.
[TAPPING HAND]
Here.
You feel better?
Much.
Say. when was the last time you ate?
McKEEVER:
Oh. where do you live?
In Dubuque.
with my 13 brothers and sisters.
Fourteen children?
Well. the neighbors must call
These cookies are very nice.
Won't you have one?
The gates patrol.
- Out of sight. quick.
- Here we go again.
Now. wait a minute. Get these dishes.
Pull them up.
Hurry.
Now. into the kitchen. Quick.
McKEEVER:
Get in here. Quick.
Shh.
It's the gates patrol.
They generally come around
every night at 10.
They're a little early tonight.
Yeah. but why the blackout?
Well. I've arranged a gadget
at the front door...
...so that all the lights go out
when the door opens.
Why do we have to hide in the ice box?
Young lady. you may as well know.
I'm an interloper here. the same as you are.
Oh.
- You mean. you go through this every night?
- Yeah.
You get used to it.
In fact. it's kind of fun after a while.
[CHUCKLES]
Hello?
This is Brady. reporting.
Okay at the O'Connor house.
How'd you like to live in a joint like this?
What? And have room
for the rest of my wife's relations? Oh.
Here. put this on.
Thanks.
Anybody in that house?
Who are you?
I'm looking for a girI.
Michael O'Connor's daughter.
She ain't in there.
That joint's as empty
as a sewing basket in a nudist camp.
Young lady. we have decided
not to turn you over to the police.
Oh. I was sure you wouldn't.
How can I thank you. Mr...?
McKeever is the name.
Aloysius T. McKeever.
And this is Jim Bullock.
You know. New York is no place
for a kid without friends.
I'm not a kid.
And besides. I have friends.
I have you and Mr. McKeever.
Well. yeah. but you're used
to a home and a big family.
Besides. the other 13 kids
might get lonesome.
Say. you're not all planning
to come here. are you?
[CHUCKLES]
Oh. no.
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