It Watches

- You sure this is gonna

be all right, Robert?

- Yeah, your gonna be staying

in the downstairs

guest room anyway.

The guy will never know

it was you and not me.

As long as you

don't burn the place down.

Everything will be fine.

You're really bailing

me out here Andre.

I mean, this thing

got fast tracked,

the only way we

could pull it off

is if we do it this weekend.

- What is it again?

- It's this bullshit

reality show

where we put somebody in a house

and set up a bunch

of security cameras

that follows their every move,

and scare the f*** out of them.

Here we are.

Come on man, I got

to hit the road.

I got to be in Sb by seven.

- All right.

- What is it?

- There's something

about this place.

It's really familiar.

- Heh, that's 'cause

you've been here before.

- What?

- Yeah, yeah, we went to that

party a couple years ago.

You met that girl remember?

- Yeah.

What was her name?

- I don't know

what her name was.

You think I remember

all your conquests?

- Really, conquests?

I can't remember

her name, though.

- Well, look that's

why you're here.

Okay, you're gonna

rest for a few days.

You know, the fridge

is fully stocked.

You know, take some you time.

You time, no parties.

- Thanks, man.

- Yeah, no problem.

Look I'll be back to

pick you up on Sunday

and if anything goes

wrong just give me a call.

You got your cell, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Good.

Good luck man.

- Thanks.

- Remember,

no parties.

- What was that?

Throw a party?

If you say so.

Oh, this place is sick.

- So,

I got dropped off at this house,

it's a nice house,

by a buddy Robert.

He was supposed to

house-sit for someone

and he couldn't because

something came up last minute.

To be honest,

it's kinda weird being

in someone's house

when you don't really

know who they are.

I'm sure I'll figure

out more about the guy

as I rummage around through

his sh*t.

I was just recently

in an accident

and the doctors said

that doing video diaries

of myself would possibly,

not for sure, but possibly

help me remember things.

So, I figured what the heck.

Might as well give it a shot,

and if it works cool if not

it's fine.

I'm gonna go ahead

and make Baba a

little birthday video

since I'm missing her

birthday this weekend.

So here goes nothing.

Hey grandma and everyone.

I just wanted to

say I'm so sorry

that I couldn't make it

out to your celebration.

Unfortunately, you know

how accident-prone I am.

I'm okay, don't

worry I'll be fine

but since I couldn't make it

I thought I'd make you a video

for your 80th birthday.

You're a very special woman

and you don't look

a day over 60.

With that being said,

why don't I go ahead

and give you a tour

of my new place.

This over here is

my dining area.

All right, let's go

ahead and take a look

at this kitchen here.

Robert did say that the

fridge was fully stocked,

I want to see if he

was lying or not.

And yeah,

that looks pretty shitty to me.

Naked girls,

that's always a plus too.

I don't mind it.

What the hell is that?

Oh my god,

I know what you are.

Blue dream,

Shiva skunk,

purple OG,

twisted sister,

fire OG,

happy 420.

I'll have to edit this out.

Like to make a toast to...

Well, what's gonna be one hell

of an interesting weekend.

I got enough pot here to smoke

myself into f***ing oblivion

and there's plenty of booze

to keep myself busy as well.

Cheers to me.

F***ing weird.

Boo!

Over here,

we've got the

entertainment room.

It's like a jungle outside.

All right I got the bud,

I got the booze,

and the only thing I'm missing

is the TV.

- In so many months...

- it's gonna be a long weekend

and, you know, if

I get a bit lonely

I've got my...

Lovely ladies to keep me busy.

- Last few miles, will you run.

This fellow is very good, funny.

- Though it gets

eerie down there.

- And the festivities.

- I am preparing.

- What's behind?

What's in here?

Storage.

P*ssy.

Oh sh*t.

Master bedroom,

nice.

Sorry buddy,

but I am definitely

gonna have to crash here.

How you doing?

He's even got multi-jets.

And what do we got down here?

Nothing.

Go ahead and take this out.

Okay.

Not too shabby.

I can work with this.

Oh,.

That was not intended for

you guys, sorry about that.

God, this place is a lot

bigger than I thought.

So many steps.

It's just the wind folks.

All right, I'm gonna go ahead

and take you guys back inside.

- Now several days ago the body

of a young missing girl was

found in the trunk of a car

in the canyon; However, there

was no sign of the driver.

Now the coroner's report

indicates that the girl's body

was brutally stabbed and

tortured over several days.

The report also indicates that

- f***.

- Though the detectives are

not saying whether

scows disappearance

and the grizzly discovery

of the missing girl

are related but they

are investigating

connections to the two women.

If you have any information

you are urged to call police.

Now in other news,

inmates on death row

are being transported to...

- what the f*** is that?

Crazy.

Rachel.

What's going on babe?

Ah, that felt good.

Rachel,

not Tiffany, not Amber

it's Rachel.

I'm gonna go for a ride,

oh I don't have a car

what am I talking about?

Yep,

kind of pathetic,

oh well, I'll have to get one.

This house has got

some weird noises.

- Are you hungry?

- I'm actually starving.

- - Good.

- You bring me something tasty?

- I got some chicken,

but most importantly I

got some really good wine.

- Ahh, you're so sweet.

- So how you feeling?

- You now,

I'm a little sore, still stiff

but for the most part

I'm starting to heal.

- So what actually happened?

- Well, it was raining

and they said that I

was in a car accident.

I got a concussion,

that's pretty much it, I

can't remember much else.

- Are you ever gonna

be able to remember?

- Yeah, the doctor

said that hopefully

something will jog my memory

and within the next

few days or months

it'll start slowly coming back.

- So,

you don't remember what happened

the last time we hung out?

- No,

should I?

- Maybe.

This place is so creepy.

I don't know how you stay here.

Doesn't it freak you out?

- It is kinda creepy.

- So, what happened?

- Well, I was looking around

and I happen to open

up a cabinet door

and this came crashing

to the ground.

- So you're

still as clumsy as ever.

- I'd like to make a toast.

- Okay, to what?

- To you and I and remembering

this amazing evening.

- I'll make sure of that.

It is good.

- It's delicious.

I'm stuffed.

- What's this?

- Ah nothing,

I couldn't make it to

my grandma's birthday

so I made her like

a birthday video.

- No you didn't.

- Yeah I didn't.

- Yeah, thank you.

You sure you didn't put

it out for something else?

- No.

- Little a...

Apres dinner.

- No, but I'm not opposed to it.

- Can I watch it?

- It's really, it's just a...

- oh, come on.

- That's just embarrassing.

- You're so cute.

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