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- I'm so sorry that I couldn't

make it to your celebration.

Unfortunately, you know

how accident-prone I am.

I'm okay, don't

worry I'll be fine.

But since I couldn't make it

I thought I'd make you a video

for your 80th birthday.

You're a very special woman

and you don't look

a day over 60.

- Are we alone?

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

Look.

- You're a very special

woman and you don't look

a day over 60.

- Okay, this is really weird.

- Let's go check it out.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, just stay close.

- Okay.

- Don't worry.

- - Ok

you all right?

- Yeah.

No.

- Don't worry about it.

- Okay.

Okay, she's

definitely not moving.

- No, definitely not.

- Something tells me

Robert is messing with me.

- You think.

- I think we had

too much to drink.

- I think we should

have a little more.

- I'm gonna cover this up.

- Are you expecting someone?

- No,

hold this.

- Hi

look, I'm really

sorry to bother you.

My name is guy and I live

four houses up the street,

- yeah?

- You didn't just get a call

from the police, did you?

- Um, excuse me?

- Look, I know

this sounds strange but

I just got a call

from the police saying

that there was a group

of escaped convicts

loose somewhere

here in the canyon.

I don't know if this

some kind of game,

you haven't heard anything

about this have you?

- No, I didn't.

- Are you sure that

it's not maybe a prank?

- I don't know,

it didn't sound like it.

They asked me to make sure that

all my windows and

doors were locked

and to double check everything.

Are yours?

- Um, I don't know.

I think so.

- You think so. You're not sure?

You need to go right now

- are you okay?

- - And check,

hi I'm guy, I'm the neighbor

and I just got a

police bulletin saying

that there's a group

of escaped convicts

loose in the neighborhood.

Now, there's no guarantee

that they make it up here

but just in case.

- So, when did this all happen?

- I just got the phone call.

Well, your windows up

here seem to be secure.

Door is locked.

- I mean, I don't

know what to say.

- I know.

It's a really nice

place you got here.

- Um...

- if you want to keep it this

way I suggest you make sure

all your doors and

windows are locked.

- And you said you lived

just a couple houses...

- I just moved into the

Spanish villa four doors up.

Is this the downstairs?

- Yeah, I don't mean to be rude.

I appreciate you coming here.

Would you mind

staying here with her?

- No not at all.

- You okay with that?

- Yeah.

- I'll go check out

everything else.

- Of course.

- Thank you.

- My pleasure.

- Have you called the police?

- Oh, they called me.

Oh and make sure you check

every door and window.

- Sure thing.

- Don't miss one.

- Be right back, Rach.

- Yeah,

crazy night right?

- Yeah.

- This really is a nice place.

- Yeah.

This is insane.

- Yeah,

nothing like a police emergency

to ruin somebody's night.

You know what I mean?

So how long have you two

been seeing each other?

- Oh, just a little while.

- Make a cute couple.

You don't find these

a little creepy?

- Can I get you anything?

- Oh, no-no-no, I'm

okay, thank you.

I'll be going in just a minute.

So,

how long have you

two been f***ing?

- Excuse me?

That's none of your business.

- Fine,

just asking.

So when you guys f*** does he

cum on your face, or your ass

or tits?

Wow.

- I-i, it's time for you to go.

I'm fine.

- Wow, okay.

I put my gloves on.

- A-Andre.

- Oh, I wouldn't

worry about that.

Andre can't hear you.

He's all the way at

the back of the house,

unfortunately the

sound doesn't travel

that far.

- I'll just get my gloves on

and I'll be out in a minute.

Wouldn't want to get my

fingerprints on anything,

now would I?

- I've, I'm really uncomfortable,

you have to go now.

- Oh, I'll leave.

- Okay great.

- Just as soon as you leave.

- All right I

checked everything.

- See, now that

wasn't so hard now.

Was it?

Not bad, although the Beaujolais

is much better at

this time of year.

- What happened to Rachel?

- She just left.

Yup, she took her sh*t.

She's gone.

- She left?

Did she say why?

- No, she took her sh*t and

walked out the door.

- That doesn't make any sense

she came here to

have dinner with me.

Why would she just

pick up and go?

- You got me.

You're the date.

I just came by to tell

you about the criminals.

- Well, did you say

anything to her?

- Oh come on Andre, don't

start blaming this on me.

I came here to help you out.

- Help me out, I mean

I don't understand.

This whole night was going

perfect until you showed up.

- Look, you can't just

keep passing the buck man.

Don't blame me for

your shortcomings.

Five and a half

inches, Jesus Christ.

- Excuse me?

- Five and a half inches,

that's what she said.

- Humph, Rachel would never

say anything like that.

- Well maybe you should

call her up and ask her.

Jesus man.

- Who, who do you think you are?

- Just a neighborhood friend

looking out for another guy.

- You're looking out for me?

You are looking out for me?

I'd like you to leave.

- You want me to go?

You got wine and dinner,

I can help you finish.

Did I say something?

- I said

get

the f***

out.

- Oh, okay,

don't have to tell

me three times.

Look, it's been an

absolute pleasure Andre.

I'll just be getting

outta your hair now.

You know I really like what

you've done to the place.

It's too bad Rachel left.

Then again, if you need anything

I'll just be right up the road.

See you around, huh.

We'll see.

- You gotta be kidding me.

Charger.

Oh, f***.

Where's a charger?

Where is a charger?

There's gotta be a

house one somewhere.

I can't believe I can't

find a f***ing charger.

What is this guy's house for?

What was that?

So many steps.

Oh f***.

- Hey it's Rach,

you know what to do,

and you when to do it.

- Rachel, it's Andre.

Look, I don't know what the hell

that f***ing creep said

to you or did to you

but I'm worried about you

and my phone is f***ing dead

and I can't find my charger,

so as soon as you

get this message

give me a call back

on this number.

Please call me back, I

hope you're all right.

F***ing bastard.

- Hey what's up man?

- Huh, you got me.

You son of a b*tch.

- What are you talking about?

- You know exactly

what I'm talking about.

I know that you want

to put me in the show

and that's why you had me here.

It's funny but look,

enough's enough, let's

just call it quits, huh.

- Yeah right,

you're not on the show, man.

- Who-who-whose house did

you say this was again?

- A good friend

of mine, I told you that.

- Yeah, yeah but I mean,

how well do you know him?

Why does he have

photos of Rachel?

- Wait-w where are you?

- I'm in an office, I needed

a phone because Rachel.

This weirdo came over,

he scared her away,

and I wanted to make

sure that she's all right

but my phone's dead.

So I came to find a phone.

- Look Andre, just calm Dow...

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