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Have you seen Pinak?

No, not for days.

Don't chuck them, I'll have them.

- 5 euros.

- But you were chucking them...

You're rich now, everyone knows.

Give me those roses!

Capitalist!

Good girls!

- Thanks!

- Good girls!

Very good girls!

Be careful.

Don't worry.

This'll knock him out.

I'll do it.

I'll see to the surveillance camera.

You're courageous, when

you want. Of you go.

Khaled?

- Hi, Khaled.

- I saw something strange.

I went to check.

- Co... ee! Thanks.

- No, it's gone cold.

I'll get you another.

For us Jamaicans, co... ee is sacred.

Another menty.

Go.

Welcome, General.

At least someone's here.

Go, Ben!

A butte... ly lives for three days.

For mo days it rains.

On the third...

it flies!

To the frog...

that...

What a crap poem!

Well done, General.

Here's the DVD. The image

is pe... ect, sound is missing.

All the better. Good evening!

Good evening, General.

- What the heck...

- I screwed up, but it's fine.

- Where's Mako?

- The communist's run o...

We're here!

Come on!

Thanks a million.

- Surname? Nationality?

- Brazilian.

Full house. Equal shares...

- Who's next?

- Me!

Let's go.

This is my will.

I want to read it to all those present

and those who are not.

I'll be dead in a year.

I can feel it.

So I've decided.

I'm leaving everything to my eldest son

who couldn't spend his life with me.

To my youngest son, I leave nothing.

He had his whole life to love me.

Naturally

you can do what you want,

but be careful,

because I'll be watching you!

Could I have an advance on...

On what?

- Won't you sign?

- No.

I brought all the customers.

This is no good.

Without us, you'll

do nothing, communist.

We still need to talk about money.

Here's your money.

A co... ee.

I feel great today, must

be your special co... ee.

- Who is it?

- Come awaywith me.

...et's run avJay, far from everyone.

We'll hire a white Spider

and go to the sea, forever!

I vJant to be vJith you.

I've been searching all

my life for something.

I've never found anything.

We can be great together.

Who's there?

Nobody... We're not interested,

v... e don't need knives.

Did you hear me?

I will come down, you know.

Stop thinking, come down! Just do it!

f*** the knives! I'm

here novJ, come dovJn.

Okay, I'm coming.

I'll be vJaiting.

Why the rush to take the rubbish out?

Did it smell?

We're all alone now, my mom shoved o...

I've put a bottle in the fridge.

We can have a nice dinner.

This is a good day to make a baby.

Still worried about your visa?

Laloo.

General!

I don't know what to say!

First report card.

mt, mt, mt, mt.

D.

What's she saying?

Hi mom, I'm fine. I've

got everything I need.

I share a room with the

lady, they say she snores

but luckily, I don't hear her.

My wages have gone up

from 450 to 500 euros.

So I can send you more.

I love you, I'm fine.

The snow here is so beautiful.

Elegant.

I brought some beers.

Who is she?

Aisha, my daughter.

- Where is she?

- Senegal.

I've not seen her for 15 years.

Her mom died coming here.

I send money to our relatives.

I've never gone back.

And I've never allowed her to come here.

Next year

she'll finish her Law degree.

Well... it's solid.

Wait a minute,

I have to do something.

You can't do this.

I'll do the cleaning from tomorrow.

But you'll pay

for the substitutes.

Charlotte will help until she leaves.

Equal shares.

We did everything and

now you come along?

- That's not possible.

- Equal shares.

And all together, only

like this can we go on.

Crepa! Damn you!

What did you say?

I agree... a little.

Hi, how are you?

Lost your voice?

- Lost your balls?

- No, I lost my mind.

I know, I screwed up.

Majorly.

I got scared. It can happen.

I ran away, like I

always do. I'm a dumbass.

I know you, Charlotte.

You're lonely too.

We're the same.

I need you and you need me.

I want to be with you.

I love you.

If that's true, come

to my house to get me.

From my husband.

I want to take a bath

in the "Torments" tub.

- You tell her, please.

- Triple cost and it's a deal.

Guys, the Japanese guy is

back. He's in the car park!

Sh*t! We can't hide everything.

Guys, stop messing around!

I'm naked, bring me a towel.

Iroyuki?

- Pussycat...

- My darling!

Good luck.

What did that bastard do to you?

It was his mother.

- What did Charlotte say?

- I didn't see her.

Here's the DVD.

Co... ee, cappuccino, tea,

included in the price!

- Who'll pay for that?

- I will, okay?

I hope it's not stolen.

Remember when we started out?

We were just thieves for you.

Now we're all friends, all partners.

You steal money from me!

Hi, it's Vincenzo! Vincenzo Aglieta!

Yes, it's me!

We've not spoken in ages.

Remember that project we

had, "Montecarlo Swing"?

Could we do it together...

What?

A restaurant?

Bye, Zorro.

I don't want to waste your time.

I've something important

to show you. Very important.

Daddy!

Hello, darlings!

- I brought some food.

- Thanks.

Sorry folks, that's all for today.

Come back tomorrow, thanks.

We should celebrate.

They're boys.

Boys?

Two of them.

The camel is just...

It's good!

You're a good cook.

No, don't worry.

He knows.

I watched him sleeping

and I fell in love with him.

And as he slept, he

fell in love with me.

I'm getting married!

No, what are you thinking?

I'm marrying the General,

he'll give me his house,

his army pension and more

importantly, citizenship!

Hooray for Laloo!

Darling, you know I love only you.

Congratulations!

- Hooray for Laloo!

- Thanks.

Hooray for Laloo!

- Dilip and his five children!

- Five!

Everything starts and ends.

- Did you know I was married?

- You?

Really?

I look like a hag but

I wear lace panties.

On my wedding day,

another man was on my mind.

But I got married anyway. I was scared.

I thought about the other man for years.

Meanwhile, my husband

and I took out a mortgage

for a nice house, with

a garden and fountain.

I even learnt to love him.

He had a car bureau agency, things

were rosy, tut bin as we say.

Then the bastard ran o... with

our South American neighbour.

Leaving me with debts,

they took everything away.

The house and the fountain too.

Charlotte, don't be like me.

Think about yourself.

I haven't danced in 20 years.

And I even dyed my hair.

Beppe, come on a cruise with me.

We'll tour the islands and peninsulas.

Good evening, your name?

.. the bathroom. And you can choose...

This is our house,

this is our terrace.

My husband says hi.

He's at work.

We're very happy.

Everything's fine.

Fine.

That's not true.

Sorry.

My husband left me.

Now we're alone.

But...

my baby girl is lovely,

right?

Her name's Nenllija.

I couldn't lie to you all my life.

Are you number 147?

Go to make-up, then choose the

background and music, okay?

MR ALBERTO:

I take three aspirins a day.

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