Ivan Tsarevich & the Grey Wolf Page #4

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That it is nowhere here.

- Why do you think so?

- Because I know everything here.

- And where is it then?

- Somewhere not here.

Where is "not here"?

It's always here.

Even that over there is the same as here,

when you get there.

Well, actually, there is one place.

But I am not telling you about it.

- Why not?

- Because educated people deny its existence.

And I'm well educated.

But, cats believe in it.

Then tell us like a cat.

- What are you doing?

- As a cat I just meow.

- And as an educated person?

- An educated person would not believe in it.

A vicious circle.

So, you, educated person, talk or I'll pull the cat's tail. Talk!

Well, I slipped again.

- Not at this branch!

- Talk, please.

There is one well. It has water but no one uses it.

Instead, everyone stays away from it.

They say if approached, you'll hear this!

It may be the wind.

In short, if you do not know where to go,

it can only be there!

- Because otherwise there isn't anywhere else.

- Thank you, Cat.

You know what? Tell Vasilisa...

Nah, do not tell her anything.

Wait!

Here, for you.

You can use it to communicate with me.

Failed, everything failed, everything!

Stop your tantrum.

So "Operation Successor"

has failed?

Yes, I know what will happen.

He will not bring anything,

but he will not decapitated either.

Because she will soften the king, and he will still give her to him, because she loves him.

Clearly. We only have two days.

Go to plan "K".

- What is the plan "K"?

- The Key! Idiot.

We should just steal it.

Brilliant! But how?

Well, shall we go?

Wait. What if it's just a well?

You will get wet, and you will be cold.

- And God forbid, we'll drown.

- Stop, Grey.

- Wait! Are you sure that she loves you?

- I'm not.

I'll bring her I know not what, and let her decide.

- Yes, it is certainly not a cold.

- Why not?

A cold can be cured.

Okay, I am going.

I do not understand you...

Weird it is here.

- Do not cry, grandpa, do not cry, grandma.

- (Whispers) Cat!

- Sorry!

- Hurry, I'm at work.

Cat, I've got somewhere,

I do not know where. Will you look?

Come on, show me, but quickly.

- Cat, what's wrong?

- Are you trying to scare me?

- It was an accident. Where am I?

- I do not know.

- And I do not know.

- So maybe this is the

place I know not where?

Possible. Sorry, I'm at work.

My group did not disperse.

- Go right, and sing...

- Wait, where should I go?

Wolf!

Stay!

Stop!

- It's me, Wolf.

- I see that.

- Then why are you running away?

- I am running because of it!

- Wait, Wolf, it's you, isn't it?

- Duh.

- Why didn't you say so?

- I was telling you just that.

You should've said simply, "I am a wolf."

Instead of "wolf, wolf!"

- What are you doing here?

- Well I thought you... It is not important.

- Generally it's more fun together.

- So where do we go?

To see Koschei the Immortal,

Zmey Gorynych, Baba Yaga.

Yes, the choice is wide. And is there

"To the beach - 100 m" or "Cafe"?

Look, a squirrel!

Squirrel, hey squirrel, say, are

we now in I know not where?

Well, sort of.

- Where is it?

- It is here.

- Tell me, where do you have I know not what?

- No, that is not how it works.

You first have to do something good for me, say, save me from a villain.

- Maybe first you help us then we help you?

- Yeah, right.

- Maybe we'll get her with a snowball?

- Take your time!

- And from whom do we save you?

- You come up with something.

- Squirrel, turn around!

- Yeah, like I am just gonna turn around.

Did you get it?

Oh wait, it turns out that

you have saved me, right?

Well, sort of.

Then ask me what you want me to do... I'll do anything.

What do you want to know?

Is there an enchanted lake

here, which removes curses?

- Grey, what are you doing, why do we need the lake?

- Later.

There is. It comes to those who

are on their way back.

- Where do you have I know not what?

- That I do not know.

And anyway, you saved me once,

and I answered twice. Bye!

- Are you kidding?

- No, really, I do not know.

- I have an idea. Go to Baba Yaga.

- Right. So that she gobbles us up?

That could be, yes, but she has a

magic ball of yarn, which can show the way.

If you can procure it, you know. It knows everything.

- Wow!

- Yeah.

- What will we do? - We'll tell Yaga everything and ask for the ball.

Numskull, didn't you read fairy tales?

I've read the instructions on

a fire extinguisher. Why?

It is impossible to be

honest with her. So...

What do I see? What an incredibly

beautiful fairy tale inhabitant!

Wait, wait, do not say anything.

We will guess, what is your name. You are... Alyonushka!

- No.

- Sleeping Beauty?

No, that's stupid, then you'd be asleep.

Barbara the Beauty with the Long Braid?

But where's the braid?

Here it is!

No, it's not what I... Mary the Weaver?

- Well, a Mary anyway.

- Y-yes.

No, I am Baba Yaga.

- Well, go on.

- Baba Yaga? No, I do not believe you.

You are a Lady Yaga, well, at least, a Woman Yaga, but the grandmother?

- How old are you?

- Three hundred and fifty.

Stop teasing us.

Maximum of 170. At worst, 210.

- What are you saying!

- Unfortunately this will not last forever.

Well, another 100-200 years, and that's it.

You will not be in such terrific shape then.

What to do? You ask me.

Come on, ask me!

- What to do?

- Here's what!

Cosmetics "Forest Beauty" - and your

second youth will be like the first.

Natural product without preservatives.

- Want it?

- Yes, I want!

But I get my pension only in the morning.

Then I'll buy it all. In the morning, eh?

Meanwhile, you can stay here overnight.

No, we can not wait until tomorrow.

- Right?

- No, we can not.

Well, what then? What should we do?

Okay. So be it. We could trade with you.

- We will barter.

- Well, come on!

For what?

Do not offer anything improper!

Madam, how could you think that?

We will trade this wonderful

cosmetics set and a ticket to a

party for those who are over 300, for...

- For...?

- For...

For!

- A magic ball of yarn.

- Ugh!

- Do we have a deal?

- It's a deal, my dear!

Learn from the best, groom.

Shush!

What do we say? Ball, ball,

pave the way to that, which is I do not know what.

- What is it doing?

- It is not working.

That I know not what is

I know not where.

- Sorry, guys.

- That's unexpected. Now what do we do?

Let's go to Koschei then.

Can you get us to Koschei?

To Koschei I can.

He is the smartest here.

He can direct you.

Just be careful.

- Can you talk someone to death?

- How is that? With words?

- Yes, with words.

- Words?

We ourselves can talk him to death.

Go to Koschei!

- Wow. - Yes, service indeed.

Grey!

We here, or not?

Come, come.

As you know, I love guests.

- Are those real?

- What do you mean, it's a design.

Some say it's gloomy,

but I like it.

Deadly, yet spirited.

I love history.

And to tell stories.

- What do you want to hear?

- We are actually...

Here I have gathered the most...

Here, listen!

It was a scary time.

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