Ivan Tsarevich & the Grey Wolf Page #5

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Lawlessness, anarchy and chaos!

The giant captured Tom Thumb, and his brothers.

I remember Tom Thumb,

a charming boy.

Kind face, beautiful smile.

And the giant - an insanely bloody tyrant!

But there was in this tyranny a sinister beauty.

A harmony of opposites,

ice and fire, day and night!

- Hmm. Pardon us.

- What? You are not interested?

No, please, it is very interesting.

Do not have a more simple story?

Simpler?

Well, listen up. Here, perhaps. About a girl,

whose name was Little Red Riding Hood.

Little Red Riding Hood took a long

road, and the wolf took a short.

Right, I know this place.

There is also a third way.

Slightly longer than the shortest

and shorter than the long.

And if you take it from here,

at the end you turn right and if

from there, then to the left.

Just do not mix it up!

- Hold on!

And the wolf quickly ran to the grandmother.

Stop. Which grandmother is this?

Because that is another story altogether.

Why are you confusing me?

She had only one grandmother!

Everyone has at least two grandmothers.

In fairy tales sometimes seven, like gnomes.

- Or 12 like the months.

- Reaching 12 they must leave from the ball,

- otherwise the coach becomes a pumpkin!

- That's with one ball, but what about 7 or 8?

- Behind the eighth ball that's

a bad place in a pool game.

- Enough! I tell the stories here!

- So the wolf...

- Excuse me, this theme is close to my heart. Grey or white?

- Who?

- The wolf! You remember?

One grey, another white, two merry wolves.

Where they lived with grandma!

- Oh, they were geese, so sorry.

- What geese?

- That saved Rome.

- And if you read back to front, then the rats.

Do you know Koschei The Immortal backwards?

Latrommi Eht Iehcsok.

- Don't call me names!

- Baba Yaga backwards?

- I do not know!

- Agay Abab.

- Where is it, I do not know what?

- Zmey Gorynych has it. Stop now!

- And Zmey Gorynych backwards?

- Enough!

Hcynyrog Yemz. It's easy.

But what about Ali Baba and

the 40 thieves backwards?

- If you list them all?

- Help!

- Not help, but pleh.

- Guards!

Sdraug!

That's it! Get out!

And you're no longer welcome.

They're alive...

- Well, now to Gorynych?

- Come, take us to Zmey.

- What is it?

- Leave me, I'll just show you where to go.

But I can not come.

It is very scary.

My family is nearby, in the weaving factory. My children.

Do you know how long I have not seen them?

I will still show the way.

- Okay, go.

- Thank you!

Stop! How to get to Gorynych?

Why did he go in that terrible realm. And alone!

- That's it, he was killed. Killed.

- Well, wait a minute. Why?

- Besides, he's not alone.

- Shut up traitor, murderer!

- Why did you send him there?

- Well I did not know it was that serious.

If something happens to him, I won't be able to live with myself.

Do not worry. I mean, everything will be fine, do not worry.

Where is he? What happened to him?

Here. We'll see now. After just

three seconds you will see your beloved.

In three seconds...

Wait, I'm not wearing makeup!

I have to go to the hairdresser.

After three hours contact me!

Stay put!

- Thief!

- What are you saying, Gorynych?

We, that is, I heard, you know

where to find it, I do not know what.

Are you crazy? You ask me, the embodiment of the World's Evil for something

and you think I'll give it to you?

- Why not?

- I am gonna...

Understand, some have such a fate:

All love them, sing songs for them,

give them gifts.

Although on the level of flowers and cards.

But there has to be

someone who is not loved.

Otherwise the balance between

good and evil will be disrupted.

- Yes?

- Yes.

I am that someone.

Yaga, Koshchei and me!

The Axis of Evil.

And you want something?

What have you come to ask for?

- That I know not what.

- Oh, you do not know what.

So now you get death.

Fierce, hot...

Stop! Stop, I tell you!

We will submit a complaint against you.

In Strasbourg Court.

For abuse of prisoners.

- Funny doggie.

- Why are you pretending?

- What am I pretending?

- You pretend to be evil but you are kind.

You need to think what you're saying.

I told you:
Axis of Evil!

- You have kind eyes.

- I do?

Only you keep doing evil, but

you need to try to do good. You know how enjoyable that is?

- What good can I do?

- Let us go.

- But you will leave.

- Naturally.

- Well, what is there for me to enjoy?

- We'll a thank you.

- And you will see how enjoyable it is.

- Yes, nobody has thanked me.

Let's try. Anyway,

I can catch up and... Well go!

- So what now?

- Here's what. Thank you, Gorynych.

You really helped us. You

are so kind and positive.

- What did you say?

- Thank you, thank you for your kindness.

Wow, nice.

Can we do it one more time?

- Do What?

- Do a good deed, let you go.

- But you already let us go.

- Well, I can change my mind.

Come here! Got it?

- Yeah.

- That's right.

Now, look here. I let you go.

- Well, thank me.

- Thank you, Gorynych, we will remember

you with a good word for a long time.

- Oh, good, but you practice a bit more.

- Got you. And now I let you go.

- Thanks, I will never forget your kindness.

- Is this it?

Once you go away, and I decide I want

another to thank me. What will I do?

- Do some other good deed.

- I do not know any other deeds.

Give someone a gift, something to remember.

Something good, valuable, what you need

but don't mind giving to a good person.

Wait a minute.

- What if I gave him the poker? A useful item!

- But what will we pick our teeth with?

- Yes, I considered that.

- How about this:

The life that we could have taken away,

but didn't, that is a gift in itself.

- No, that is demagoguery!

- Maybe that thing, which is nothing.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Oh, that. This is doable.

- What is?

Possibly, if you mean that one.

- Yes that one.

- If you mean what I mean.

I give you this. What it is -

nobody knows, but it's certainly valuable.

Otherwise, why would my father give it to me,

and his father to him.

- And his to him.

- And before that - his to him!

This is what I know not what.

Well thank you, Gorynych,

for your kindness and generosity!

Well, that's good.

Ivan, Ivan...

- What do you have?

- Behold, the magic mirror.

- To talk to home.

- Ivan!

Hey, you! Who are you?

Mom!

Funny goof.

How about you also gave me this thing

to scare goofs.

Before I would have taken it from you,

but I am better, so I am asking.

But I warn you, if you do not give it, I will take it away from you by force.

- Tear you into small pieces. - Grind you into powder. Scorch you on the spot.

- There. So you are going to give it?

- What was the last one?

Burning.

He will give it to you.

Well, come on, come on. Why are you dawdling? Open it.

In a moment.

Instructions. That I know not what.

- Explain.

- It can be whatever you want.

Every object, phenomenon

or concept of your choice.

Or whatever you want it to do,

but only once.

Made by I know not whom.

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