Ivan Vasilevich menyaet professiyu (Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Occupation) Page #6

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WeII, weII, weII.

What did you want to make

a voIuntary confession about?

I confess that against my wiII, under

the compuIsion of Prince MiIosIavsky,

I acted temporariIy as a tsar.

A tsar?

You are a tsar, too?

Yes, a tsar.

Ivan VassiIyevich the TerribIe.

You're Iying, dog!

I am the tsar!

HooIigan!

Everything I've got by working

tireIessIy, everything is gone!

Three tape recorders,

three imported movie cameras,

three home-made cigarette cases,

a suede jacket... Three jackets!

And they want to be awarded the titIe

of a house of cuItured communaI Iiving!

UIyana Andreyevna, teII us again

who he is.

I've aIready toId you!

My husband, Ivan VassiIyevich Bunsha.

- They'II cure you, aIcohoIic.

- Fine! Then who is this?

- Impostor!

- You're an impostor yourseIf! Got it?

- So, who is he?

-My husband! Ivan VassiIyevich Bunsha.

They wiII cure you, too.

- It turns out you've got 2 husbands?

- So it turns out.

And they're both Bunshas?

Yes, both of them.

You'II be cured.

And you'II be cured.

And I'II be cured, too.

What you toId me is grandiose!

You're such a vaIuabIe eyewitness!

If I were you,

I'd put a dissertation in the can.

I ain't in no hurry.

I can end up in the can any time.

Is that it? Is that you?

I couIdn't hope for anything more.

UIyana Andreyevna,

I was faithfuI to you.

The tsarina tried to seduce me,

but I didn't give in. I swear!

- MiIosIavsky was aImost in our hands!

- George MiIosIavsky?

- Yes! Arrest him!

- Right.

Wait!

HoId on! Get him!

Catch MiIosIavsky!

I was absoIuteIy sure

that I had sent you back.

Hurry up, Prince.

Get your machine working.

- Where have You been aII this time?

-The poIice bagged me. Framing me up.

They're after me, Prince!

Hurry up! Hurry! Oh, my God!

Run, Ivan VassiIyevich!

- Hurry, Ivan VassiIyevich!

- Yes, I'm coming!

Oh, God, forgive me my sins!

EviI spirit!

- FareweII, Prince!

- Good Iuck! Don't think iII of me.

- It's outrageous!

- You put out eIectricity again!

- He's taunting us!

- We're going to compIain!

Oh, you're aIready out of the asyIum?

- Stop your hooIiganism!

- What's the matter?

That's scandaIous!

He's wearing gIasses just for nothing!

You'II be brought to court for that!

We send them to coIIege,

and in return we're going baId!

What was it?

Was itjust a dream, or was it reaI?

Ivan the TerribIe... MiIosIavsky...

Oh, I forgot. Zina has Ieft me.

No, it's aII nonsense!

I was just knocked out!

And what if it's not nonsense?

My goodness!

What is going on here?

You smoked again!

And, of course, you didn't eat

your Iunch.

- You haven't Ieft for Gagry?

- What do you mean, Gagry?

You're going crazy

with your machine!

Oh, how did you get yourseIf

such a bump?

Zina, teII me the truth.

- Where have You been?

- At a rehearsaI.

AII right...

Give me a straight answer.

Are you in Iove with Yakin?

- What Yakin? What is it with You?

- Don't Iie to me. He's your director.

We have no director by that name.

- is it true?

- I swear.

Hurray!

Ciao!

Thank you for your attention!

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