Jack, Jules, Esther & Me Page #6

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I mean, Esther's into you man.

Did you know that?

She made out with you.

Yeah, but...

...that's only because

she's like, jealous or...

...turned on or something.

Are you making out

with some girl in the room.

They're both into you.

I don't know.

It's like...

You make honesty and sincerity

like... sexy.

Um, okay.

Next question is.

What would be your

positively perfect first kiss?

Um... keep... pants... on.

Oh, God!

Can I just say,

I'm really sorry about that?

Don't be.

I mean...

I don't know

what I was thinking,

kissing him.

- No, no, no.

He's funny.

- Jake.

And I mean, when he's

not like, lying or being a jerk,

he's kind of sweet, so.

You've...

known him since you were little?

I don't know,

just bring me a cup, man.

There was this one time

um, Bring me a cup, man.

when...

were were like six or something.

And...

we were playing hide and seek

because that was like, our

favorite game in the whole world.

And, um... I had like,

went into the basement

and crammed myself

between this two washing machines.

- Oh, God!

But Jack, like, got bored after a while

and went upstairs and started watching TV.

So, I was down there,

for like, an hour.

Ah!

Um...

Ah!

This is uncomfortable.

Oh, I have rug burn on my dick.

And by the time he came and found

me, I was really upset, but...

I don't know, he...

like, took me upstairs and...

made me a peanut butter

and jelly sandwich.

He's the first boy

I ever kissed.

And other stuff, too.

Lou knows that?

Yo.

I saw your penis.

You wanna show me yours?

Nah.

I'm good.

Are we gonna be friends

next year?

Of course.

'Cause my cousin moved.

And now I don't...

ever talk to him.

You have to remember to...

...do sh*t.

You don't remember anything.

Dude, come on.

Hey, can you come to my party

on Saturday?

That's... tricky because...

You see?

That's what I'm talking about!

Dude, all right!

I'll be there.

Just... cookie me.

Locked in these arms since

the night although had it say

Hold me so tight, so I

can't breath the night away

This tears that are rolling

down this cheeks

And no one is

sinking beneath this sheets

And taking it badly

this days

Been taking it badly...

...this days

F***!

these days

Been taking it

badly this days

Been taking it

badly this days

These days

What?

They gave me permission!

It-it's my last weekend.

They're not gonna come.

Did you ask?

Papa, come on.

I'm ju...

Okay.

Fine!

I'll ask.

Okay? I'm-I'm really late.

Are you sure

you don't wanna like,

grab breakfast

somewhere or something?

No, I'm late.

I have to work.

But... thanks for

letting me crash.

Yeah!

Of course!

I had a lot of fun last night.

Me, too.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, hey!

Hey!

I didn't know you crashed here.

But, uh, uh, I got flowers

for... for both of you!

Uh, m-m-maybe we could, you

know, all go get something to eat?

I... have to go.

Um... bye.

Bye! - Thanks

again. - Yeah!

Um...

See ya.

- Bye.

Do you wanna... come in?

Oh, yeah.

Bye!

- Bye.

Oh, well... this are for you.

Thank you.

So, last night was crazy.

Yeah, um, um,

I'm sorry about how it ended.

No I... I'm sorry,

I ran out like that.

Um... you know,

we were all pretty drunk, so...

So...

do you want to hang out today?

Um...

Yeah! I-I still have

a lot of packing to do.

But, um...

what were you thinking?

Oh, I thought we could um,

go to Jack's country house?

You, and me, and Jack?

No, Esther, too.

I mean...

I think she has to work.

I could talk to her.

What up, yo?

Hey, why'd

you leave this morning?

Oh... yeah!

Uh, sorry, man.

I just...

I had to get home.

Are we still on for tonight?

Yeah!

Totally, man.

But... you should

go first, without me.

There's this... some sh*t

I got to do for my party.

And I'll meet you guys

out there.

You know,

the keys are under the mat, so.

Wait, wait.

You leave the key under the mat?

No one is gonna break in.

It's Connecticut, man.

They don't steal out there.

They just embezzle and sh*t.

All right,

I'll-I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

The new invoice.

Fill out the invoice.

In-invoice. - Hi, Hi!

I'll-I'll take care of it.

Um... can you take

a cash deposit?

Sure!

Of course.

Okay, um...

Yes, inf.

Ha!

There we go.

I feel like I'm...

yelling down a hallway.

This is great.

I don't want to be

part of some... plan.

You didn't have fun last night?

I don't know.

You should see

Jack's country house.

It's a palace.

Uh, Jules is gonna be there.

I can't sleep over.

Tell them I'ma...

good Korean boy.

They're not blind!

Just try to come.

Mom! I'm trying!

Because nobody is in town

right now!

I... all right...

I'm sorry!

Mom, I have to call you back.

Then just hold on.

- Jack. - Hold on.

Are-are we gonna go or what?

- Yeah, yeah, no, we are.

But can you help me

out with something really quickly?

I'm-I'm totally f***ed here.

Mom, I have to call you back.

I can't...

I didn't get into Princeton.

I mean, they sorta accepted me.

I think, but...

I have to finish

summer school first.

like, the week my World

War II paper was due and...

maybe I lifted some details

from "Call of Duty".

Did you actually think that,

that was actually gonna work?

My tutor had mono!

- Oh, come on.

Seriously, they called my mom

and they told her that I failed.

I have to go to a post-grad year

at some prep school

but the application deadline

was like, three months ago.

And my parents just dropped

a million dollars to get me in

and I have to finish

the application tonight

but none of my tutors are in town.

- Okay, did you tell Lou?

No, I'm f***ing embarrassed.

Look, will you help me.

Let's knock it out so quick,

and then we'll go.

Please.

Hey, it's

Jules. Leave a message.

Hey Jules, it's Lou.

I got your text,

don't worry about it.

Esther and I are on our way

out there.

Uh, Jack should be there soon,

too, so...

See you soon!

Good luck with your packing.

Bye.

They actually leave the key

under the mat.

All right.

Um... no one else is here?

Well, he said we can just...

go right in.

It's cool.

What is that?

They actually have

their own gymnasium.

It just says, "make a personal

statement of your choice. "

That's easy.

How is that easy?

If there's no question.

You just talk about a life lesson that you've

learned or like... overcoming adversity.

Although, have you actually ever

like, learned any life lessons?

Jules.

I wanted to call you.

You know,

it's been almost a year, Jack.

Yeah, I know.

I just, I got so nervous.

I stole so much Xanax

from my mom.

If you didn't want to break up with

Lena, you should've just told me.

You didn't have to... ignore me.

I know.

I...

She got back from Guatemala,

and she had food poisoning.

Okay?

And then her laptop got stolen.

And Lou really likes you.

She was in all of my classes.

I just think...

maybe I'm someone who's

always gonna disappoint people.

You know?

Maybe that's just who I am.

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