Jack and Diane Page #3

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Wait, fuckhead.

I didn't get a shot of it.

Good night, Karen,

cute little thing, you.

- They just f***ing raped her.

- Oh, no, they didn't.

It's one of those

"real girl" things.

You're supposed to, like, think

it really happened, but it's fake.

Supposed to, like, think it's all...

real and sh*t.

Diane, come on, open the door.

For Christ's sake, Diane,

tell her to go away.

I wanna break up.

We're not even going out.

- You have to leave.

- I need to tell you something.

I love you.

Okay.

Bye.

What did she say?

She doesn't know what to call it.

Was it her?

Is she gonna call the police?

No, she doesn't wanna do that.

That's f***ed.

She should send

those f***ers to prison.

Yeah, she knows that.

She just, like, doesn't wanna...

you know, a friend was involved,

so she doesn't wanna

go through all that.

And someone, like, told Karen

that there's so much

of that stuff on the web

that if you just don't make

a big deal about it, it'll go away.

But if she, like,

tries to do something about it,

it will suddenly be everywhere.

No, that's f***ed.

She should do something.

I told her she could

say it was me.

What time did you say

that gets in again, sorry?

Okay, thank you.

Should Aunt Linda go?

I don't know.

What's up?

I think I'm gonna go home early

and see Karen.

Okay.

You don't have to wait with me.

No, it's cool.

I have, like, nothing to do today.

I...

I'm really sorry

I was being, like...

you know.

I wish I could make it up to you.

I think it's really cool

that you have a sister

and you guys are, like, so close.

Karen's really lucky.

Do you know what time it is?

Oh, shoot!

Can I use your phone?

I forgot to call Karen,

and she hates surprises.

Yeah.

Thank you.

We don't have to do anything.

I just wanna come

and be there with you.

I don't know.

Why?

You always make me

feel so selfish.

Okay, bye.

You okay?

You'll, like, see your sister

in a couple of days, right?

Maybe she just...

just wants some space

and doesn't want

all this pity on her.

You know?

'Cause, like, pity sucks.

Am I being an a**hole?

Do you wanna go back

to your place?

No, I'm okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah, it's just my stomach hurts.

Do you have to take a sh*t?

Try to do like I do and fart it out.

Okay, here's the deal...

walk behind me,

but don't say

anything to anybody.

Just pretend

we're, like, guests.

Sh*t, you need

your bathing suit.

Why?

'Cause we're going swimming.

Here?

Yeah. Here, I brought yours.

Wait, where did you get this?

Aunt Linda's closet.

No. No, I think she wants

to return this.

Here. Hurry up, put it on.

We have to change

in the elevator.

No, I'm stuck in my belt.

Can you please help me out?

Thanks.

Turn around again.

Oh, my.

Don't look at me.

Actually, can you put me down?

I really have to pee.

You should pee in the pool.

No, I don't wanna pee in the pool.

Why? There's no one in here.

Yeah, but I think

that's disgusting.

I don't care.

- Well, okay.

- All right.

Wait, just come up.

- Why?

- Here, wait, just...

- No, no, no. Stop it.

- No, no.

Please stop it. Please.

I'm lying to you.

I actually have to poo!

Do you... do you wanna

go out tonight?

Are you sure? I thought you didn't

wanna hang out with me.

Yeah, well...

I'm...

this is gonna sound

really selfish,

but I'm glad you stayed.

So, thanks.

F***.

What if what's-her-name

comes home early?

- She's gonna have a sh*t fit.

- Oh, f*** that b*tch.

Damn, b*tch, how long

are you gonna be in there?

One second!

Just one more thing.

Hi.

You want a drink?

Diane, I think

you should come out.

No, don't come in.

Hold on a second.

Diane,

open this door right now.

Aunt Linda, what are you

doing home?

I live here.

You have a lot of explaining

to do, young lady.

Please don't come in right now.

Here, Aunt Linda, drink this.

Jesus Christ. What's this?

It's a mix.

Too strong for you?

Does your mom know you drink?

Yeah.

How was your date?

Didn't put out?

- What's your problem?

- Nothing.

You just look like

you needed some action.

Diane, you'd better

get out here right now!

Jack?

I need you to come in here.

I need a hand with something.

Just Jack.

Diane, I'm losing my patience.

F***in' A.

What the hell's going on?

I need you to help me finish.

Finish what, killing yourself?

Come on, girls, I've gotta pee.

Hold on!

Jesus Christ.

What were you thinking?

I don't know.

I just wanted to do it for you.

What were you using, a fork?

- Please just finish it.

- I can't. I don't know how.

What? Don't you shave

your legs?

- Yeah, but that's different.

- Just fix it!

I'm gonna count to 10.

Why don't you just have

Aunt Linda do it?

I...

Aunt Linda, if we let you in,

you promise you won't freak out?

- No way.

- Anything. I'm going to take a piss.

Go pee in the gas station!

Open up now.

I more than like you.

I just wanna, like,

unzip my body and...

put you in there.

Like a sleeping bag?

Tickles.

These are cute.

Where'd you get 'em?

The Old Navy store,

I think, in the boys' section.

I haven't d...

I haven't done this.

Roll over.

No, I don't wanna roll over.

Come on, just roll over.

What are you doing?

Just relax.

What are you doing?

Just go at your own speed.

- Does this feel good?

- What? No, no!

What are you... no!

No, no, no. What is that?

Just trying to figure out

what you like.

I just can't do this right now.

Now, come on.

Why are you so experienced?

I don't know.

I'm not.

I've had some training.

What, are you, like,

some slut or something?

I'm just gonna sleep

on the couch.

Diane?

What time is it?

I just had a dream that I ate you.

That's nice.

No, it wasn't like that.

Your nose is bleeding.

That's weird.

I've been getting them

all the time recently.

I know, dorkness.

That's why it's weird.

I never get 'em.

Can we sleep in more?

Can I do something?

Can I touch your nose with my toe?

- No.

- Why?

Why do you wanna do that?

I don't know.

I just want to.

Okay.

Now I've done one, I have to do

the other one to make it equal.

Can we go in there?

In here?

Yeah.

Why, are you religious?

No, I just wanna see it.

You wanna sit down?

It's my last piece.

Thanks.

Can you tell me

about your brother?

Why?

'Cause I wanna know

more about you.

What, about the tape?

It's obviously something

that's really special to you.

Well, I mean, like, I told you,

he made it for his girlfriend

before she went away or moved.

And...

it was like a sign...

symbol of true love

'cause they heard it together

the first time they met.

Anyway, she... she left

and she fell in love

with somebody else.

And so she sent it back.

So then he went

to his friend's house and...

got a shotgun

and blew his head off.

Don't worry about the tape.

I was being stupid about it.

Can we go?

This place gives me the creeps.

Man.

Hey.

I...

brought you a present.

Can I open it now?

Yeah. Go for it.

It's so Karen...

you can take pictures

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