Jack and the Beanstalk Page #3

...the harp now.

The giants has her in the castle,

keeps it under a lock and a key.

Come on, we headed to the castle.

No, no. Don't you understand?

The maze is fill with puzzles and problems.

And the giants knows everybody whose in it.

There are only two kind of

people who attempt this.

A hero or a lunatic.

Don't worry, between the two of us,

I think we got that covered.

We bring her back. I promise.

Come on Grayson...

Come on Grayson.

He's ordered me around, he's stup...

pssttt...

Destiny...

GRAYSON...

Coming trough.

- Science gone mad, that's what that is.

Pesticide, Herbicide, Growth hormones.

This is nature's fury.

Yeah, or a magic beans.

Oh yeah, obviously nature

fury or magic beans.

I think its nice.

Yeah, either way you know what its means.

Trouble?

- Its couple or less.

Tea?

- Thank you.

Its like a big stick of broccoli.

Excuse me, I think my son is up there.

Don't worry ma'am, we're

highly train professional.

I'm Sergeant Who.

This is officer What.

And a multicultural over

here officer Where.

Hi.

- Well...

Well what?

- Yes...

Not you.

- Sorry...

What are you going to do?

I'm going to do exactly

what he tells me to...

Who?

- Exactly.

Listen to me, my son is up there.

- Where?

Up there!

- No ma'am not where, I meant Where.

Yes sir!

- She said her son's up there.

Who?

Is that Sergeant Who do you at?

No, who's up there?

Who's down here?

Me, you, and him stupid.

MY SON IS UP THERE.

What?

- Yes...

NOT YOU!

- Sorry.

Are you gonna do something?

- Who? Me?

- You WHO!!

Yuuuhuuu...

This is ridiculous.

There's my little song bird.

Don't change your tune for me.

That was a song of hope a moments ago.

I want to know why?

Sing.

Nooo...

I'll give you a cookie.

I cant eat anymore.

I'll read you a story.

No you wont, you always slept.

SING!

Young hero is coming to save Destiny,

going storm the castle

to set me to go free.

Oh really?

Who is he?

Who is this boy?

Tell me...

Alright, I could never hurt you...

but he could.

Now, tell me about this boy?

What are his weaknesses?

Did you hear that?

- No.

Well, if you did hear something

and your a little scared I...

understand it and if you wanna

go home, I backed up on it.

If you wanna go back, I understand...

No...

Hey.

What's in limit you change your mind?

Tap a pages 51.

Jack and his best friend Grayson.

Never been a best-friend before.

Okay, well... look likes

the hard part's behind us.

Hey...

Oh crud. This doesn't look good.

The giants thought he might

sends a little welcoming party.

Oh... a party?

I was scared for a minute, but a party.

We'll had some cakes, some ice cream,

they'll make balloon animal.

And maybe we'll sing

karaoke and then go home.

Not really the kind of party had in mind.

I think I'll leave you and your

new friends to get acquaintance.

Oh, that's gotta be painful.

Shut up, get him.

Hey, that's a goose feather.

Twister, uh...

Daddy, you've come home.

- What?

What?

- Err, nothing. Nothing at all.

Wow, that was fantastic.

I mean, you've save us.

Wow, I mean that was wow.

You with the hu...

and the ha... and the hiaaa...

wow...

I'm Jack.

- I'm Jillian. Who's the dorky?

I'm a goose, why is that so hard

for people? - This is Grayson.

So, who were those guys anyway?

That?

That was Dobbytok.

The Giant number one

and his brute squad.

You guys must have the giant

pretty worried if he send them.

The giant is worried about us?

Hah, punk better be...

Now he's gonna be mad.

Look, we have to go in fast.

These scariest bubble Meany

will be back with a

greater number and with something

more than just pillows.

Follow me.

Wait, I got a bad feeling about this.

Ah, sorry sister but, we're on

a ultra top secret mission.

Yeah, to get a Destiny's harp.

- How did you know that?

Entire Kingdoms knows, I can help you.

Look, we appreciate your help and all

lad, but we got this under control.

I mean aside

from her dazzling ability with

bedroom furnishing, what

could she really do for us?

This is the magical

kingdom of Taliot which

you ever reach by climbing

a magical beanstalk.

The giant terrorizes this land

for over 30 years, kidnap Destiny,

the daughter of Very Saddius

so he can trump his stone maze

in return of earning his granddaughter

which he turn her into the magical harp

that he keeps lock away in a trump

that can be only open by two keys,

one of it Giant wear

it under his neck and

the second which hanging

in the crystal cave.

Oh and I've been notice

the maze like the back in

my hand and I have the

scar in my right thumb.

Wow.

So?

And a peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

Peanut butter jelly tud...

Peanut butter jelly tud...

Okay.

Come on.

- Ouch...

Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

OKAY!

- He takes away my big musical number...

She's amazing huh?

I don't know if I used the term amazing,

I bet might not be the first thing I...

I mean look even on the book

it wouldn't call her amazing.

I mean look here... a-amazing.

Oh... crud...

May I have your attention

please, thank you.

The town counsel has

unanimously decided this...

a beanstalk...

it look

technically green-space.

And maybe a treat to our security

so we'll going to cop it down.

Sir, my son is up there.

If you cop it down, he'll

be trap with no way home.

Your son is up there?

- Yes.

Right here?

- No, he's there.

Oh madam, I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Hopefully sorry for this, its unbelievably

sacrifice you make on behalf of the town.

You're a good woman. Heroic and brave.

Bring in a lumberjack.

Oh no, you cant do that. Please.

- I just did. I said bring in a lumberjack.

NO, you cant do that.

No, I can do it. I have the order as a

mayor, I would bring the city counsel.

No please don't hug the thing,

there's nothing to see...

bring me a lumberjack.

- No.

Hold. Who goes there?

Us.

- Friend or foe?

Friend.

- Foe?

No, friend.

Go away.

I mean it, beat it, scram, get lost.

Is this the center of the maze?

- No.

Are you sure?

- No.

I get it, its opposite day right?

No.

Haha, I knew it.

He said no.

Which means "yes" right?

- No.

Is everything opposite?

- Not as far as you know.

This is not right Jack, come on.

- No, Wait a second.

We're looking for a Destiny's harp.

- Never heard of it.

Great, that's mean he knows all about it.

- This is silly Jack, come on.

We heard you needed a key to set it free.

- Its pack a lies.

Good, so we goes straight trough the maze.

No.

- Good.

It's not on the other side of the maze.

- Its not.

Yes. - Wait, yes to its not or

its not not on the other side?

- Yes.

- No.

- Right.

- I'm lost.

- You just gotta think backwards.

Or stupid.

- Hey.

You cant get there from here.

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