Jack and the Beanstalk Page #4

- Oh perfect. So how do we do it?

Well, don't keep to the

left and you wont find an

iron door which doesn't

lead to the crystal cave.

Fine, so we stay left and

leads us trough an iron door

that take us to the crystal cave where we

find a key that set us free, right?

Wrong.

- Right.

- Wrong.

- Right.

It's a piece of cake.

Ah, its a piece a cake.

It's easy, its a...

wait a minute, you

said piece of cake?

Piece of cake.

- Are there nasty things on the other side?

- No, not at all. None... none... no.

Oh crud...

Well, you all seems to fail a test.

So, go on.

Find the golden key, enjoy.

Thank you?

- Bite me.

Did you see what he..

he said don't. Its not up...

So long... We have something bananas...

Hey, we gotta go left.

- Its not the way jack. This way.

No no. he said don't go left

and if he said don't go left,

we go left because its opposite day.

I'm sorry, how would you know?

Beside maybe its the totally

honest day or trick the idiot day.

Look Jack, its dangerous in here and

do you really wants to risk

your life to a chicken?

Hey.

- Come on.

No wait, wait.

Here, let's see what the books says.

The trio headed into the maze

uncertain of what lay ahead.

Oh, this is not time for cliffhanger.

Oh, I really don't need that guy right now.

Have a nice day. Not, haha.

Okay, what's with the book?

Its my story.

You have a real story?

- Well, yeah.

It mean its record everything you do?

Everyone you meet and

what they doing stuff?

Oh, follow me. I'm the cute girl,

I'm a little Miss Perfect.

I'll be your best friend,

I'll save you from pillows.

And make everyone puke.

- What is your problem?

I don't have a problem, I'm

perfect, I'm Mr. Perfect.

Here we go, as they travel

the maze, Grayson was

filled with envious thought

and burning with jealousy.

Even though he had eaten the most

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

First of all, I only had three.

- Four.

Alright, four the most but that what

point of view that book taking.

Look, if she's so wonderful,

how come she doesn't

have her own story?

Why she has to be in us?

Maybe she's the bloody sidekick.

I'm the bloody sidekick.

Maybe I'm the hero.

Maybe she's the bad guy in disguise.

- What?

MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD...

- Shh...

I'm not the bad guy.

See, that's what the bad guy

always said and then

they follow it up by

going "I'm really not".

I'M REALLY NOT...

- See...

She could be leading us into a trap.

- What?

I won't leave her.

Okay, we get it Jack.

You're not like

your father and maybe

that's the problem.

You see, every hero has a tragic

flaw that leads him to defeat.

Hamlet was a flippy flop and

Killy had the foot thing and...

You trying so hard not to be your

father that... your gonna fail.

I'm not a failure.

Come on Jillian. Let's go.

I... I didn't... Wait...

Over here...

Did you hear that? What was that?

Jack...

It's nothing.

Follow me.

No, no... We supp...

This way...

Hey, wait up.

What is this?

JACK...

JACK...

Oh crud...

- Let's get out of here.

Come on, let's go back.

We have you Jack, join us...

No, not me...

Jack, try to get out.

Its all over us.

The book.

Throw me the book.

What?

- Throw me the book.

If I rip the pages we could start over.

Jack, you cant...

- The book now...

Jack, its the clues everything.

- Throw it.

Got it.

Jack, over here...

Jack...

What'd you do?

It will be dark soon,

we should camp for the night.

This way.

Yeah, like I'm sure that way safe.

What are you?

- Lumberjacks.

What you do?

- Chop...

What are you?

- Lumberjacks.

What you do?

- Chop...

What are you?

- Lumberjacks.

What you do?

- Chop...

Excuse me, hey fellas.

Um, actually I don't chop.

What?

I always rather like trees there

barky goodies there leafy fooliets.

Rather in the middle of something here.

- I never want to be a lumberjack anyway.

I always wanted to do something

different with my life.

Oh what did you want to be?

I wish want to be...

- What? What?

I wish want to be...

- Say it man...

A pet store owner.

What?

Yes, hug-able dogs, hamsters, little

rabbits and the old witch in blue parrot.

Would you get rid of him.

- Get rid of him.

We shall not be move...

What is it now.

We shall, we shall not be move...

We shall... We shall not be move...

That's it. The iron gate.

Just like the opposite guy didn't say.

Yeah, good job its in here...

Its dark, come on...

Hello?

Hello, anybody here?

Its a three inch door.

Who build a three inch door?

- Grayson, I cant see anything.

- Owh, who turn off the lights?

Hold on, I saw this once

in a infirmary shop.

Jillian, are you alright?

Oh great, two keys.

It would have to be two

keys that can make

an easy like have one key there and

the sign that says "take this key".

Well, let's see opposite guy

said take the Golden Key.

So, it's easy. No, its opposite

guy so that's mean its opposite

therefore we take the silver key

cause he said the golden key

and we could take that but I guess

that's mean something else.

You understand?

- Not really.

But Jillian said take

the Golden Key right?

Oh yeah, and Jillian's your friend.

JACK!

Let's get out of here.

Oh these are the strong bars.

Yeah, great friend-men-ship.

Don't worry we'll never get out of here.

Bee, five four thumbs...

I smell the blood of an Englishman.

The Giant.

Well I, technically I'm

not English or a man.

I'm an frantic Roman and I think I maybe a

quarter Italian on my mother's side.

Grayson.

- What? Like you never been scared and...

What have we here.

Ah, you might wanna rinse that off.

- 14 karats.

From me? I'm on a low fiber diet.

I thought you are a guy.

- I am a guy.

Guys cant lay eggs.

- We'll take agenda.

Oh, this swan lays an

Golden eggs, Dobbytok.

I'm a goose, a goose...

Get him.

- Okay...

Come here.

Let him go...

Did you really think you could beat me?

Little nobody like you.

Just who do you think you are? Boy...

Now... what about you?

Don't even think about it dog breath.

Ah, he doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

Know what?

Jack, I tried to tell you.

You brought him here,

just like you promise.

You set us up.

I did, but I had a really good reason.

I really did, just listen to me.

Please, Jack.

Night night.

- Please, Jack.

Jack...

Get in here, Ducky.

Lock the door.

Wait...

I did what you ask.

We had a deal, you bring me Jack

and I give you your father.

And I am a Giant of my word.

Dobbytok.

- Got it.

Yes boss.

- Get the father.

Oh yeah, father. Will do.

Yes, I'll get the father.

Hello.

No father.

Take him, the old fool

escape months ago,

found the escape route

to the world below.

He got away but we crush the

other prisoner who help him.

And guess what?

Now, I have his daughter.

No, no. Let go of me.

- Take her away.

We had a deal Giant, you lied.

You lied to me. Get off me.

Take her.

- No, you lied.

Your a liar. Get off me

you big green idiot.

We have to get rid the

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