Jane Doe: The Wrong Face Page #4

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HE COULD'VE SEEN THE SWITCH

OR...MADE IT HIMSELF.

Kathy:
WHAT DO WE KNOW

ABOUT THIS MAC McINTYRE?

Marvin:

OK, THAT'S THE KICKER.

HE HAS WHAT APPEARS

TO BE AN EXCELLENT RESUME,

EXCEPT EVERY REFERENCE

TURNED OUT TO EITHER BE

A WRONG NUMBER:

OR OUT OF ORDER.

Kathy:
HOW CONVENIENT.

Marvin:
UH-HUH. WE'RE RUNNING

HIS SOCIAL AND HIS PRINTS.

IF IT GETS HAIRY...

I CAN ALWAYS SEND HIS DNA

TO CODIS.

Kathy:
EXCELLENT.

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS, OK, MARVIN?

Marvin:
YES.

Kathy:
THANK YOU.

Frank:
ANYTHING?

Kathy:
DINNER.

HOW AM I GONNA GET HOME?

Frank:
OH, UH...

Kathy:
COMPANY CAR?

MOVING UP, HUH?

Frank:
THIS, TOO.

Kathy:

AND A BADGE. OLD TIMES.

Frank:
BE CAREFUL WITH THEM.

Kathy:
I WILL BE.

Jack:
HELLO?

Kathy:
HEY, HONEY!

Jack:
HI. BUY A NEW CAR

AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT?

Kathy:
NO, IT'S JUST A LOANER

WHILE MINE'S IN THE SHOP.

Jack:
HEY.

WHO'S THE GIRL?

Nick:
THANKS

FOR DRIVING ME HOME.

Kathy:
I DON'T KNOW. THANKS!

Nick:
BYE!

Kathy:
HE LOOKS KIND OF HAPPY.

Jack:
YEAH.

Kathy:
EXCUSE ME.

WAIT A MINUTE.

Nick:
WHAT?

Kathy:
WHAT'S GOING ON?

Nick:
I JUST WANT A SNACK.

Kathy:

I'M JUST STARTING DINNER,

AND BESIDES YOU LEF THIS MORNING ALL DEPRESSED,

AND TODAY YOU'RE HAPPY.

WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL?

Nick:
YOU GUYS WILL JUS MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.

Kathy:
WE WON'T MAKE

A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.

WILL WE, JACK?

Jack:
WE'LL DO OUR BEST.

Nick:
OK. YOU HEARD THEY'RE

HAVING A SCHOOL DANCE, RIGHT?

Kathy:
HEARD?

I BARELY ESCAPED

HAVING TO SERVE ON

THE REFRESHMENT COMMITTEE.

Jack:
I WASN'T SO LUCKY.

CHAPERONE COMMITTEE.

Nick:
WELL, I'M GOING...

WITH CARLA SOLOMON.

Kathy:
YOU HAVE A DATE?

YOU CAN'T HAVE A DATE.

YOU'RE A BABY.

Jack:
HA HA HA!

THAT'S MY BOY!

Nick:
FIRST OF ALL,

I'M NOT A BABY.

I'M ALMOST 13.

Kathy:
YOU'RE GONNA BE 13

IN 11 MONTHS.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T-- YOU'RE JUS TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A DATE, HONEY.

I MEAN, PRETTY SOON

YOU'RE GONNA BE MARRIED,

AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE KIDS

AND THEN I'M GONNA BE A GRANDMA,

AND I'M WAY TOO YOUNG

TO BE A GRANDMA, YOUNG MAN.

Nick:
AREN'T YOU GETTING

A LITTLE AHEAD OF YOURSELF?

ANYWAY, SUSAN'S GOING

TO HAVE KIDS WAY BEFORE I DO.

Kathy:
BITE YOUR TONGUE.

Nick:
IN SOME PARTS

OF THE WORLD,

PEOPLE GET MARRIED AT 12.

Kathy:

WELL, IN OTHER COUNTRIES,

PEOPLE EAT THEIR NEIGHBORS

FOR DINNER.

IT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT!

Nick:
THIS IS WHA I CALL MAKING A BIG DEAL.

Kathy:
[SIGHS]

ALL RIGHT, SO I LIED.

Nick:
JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR.

DON'T TELL SUSAN.

Kathy:
WHY NOT?

Nick:
BECAUSE BEYOND THE USUAL

EVIL BIG SISTER ISSUE,

SHE'S FRIENDS

WITH CARLA'S SISTER COURTNEY,

AND SHE'LL DRIVE ME NUTS

ABOUT THIS.

Kathy:
WELL, MAYBE

SHE'LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY.

Nick:
SURE, JUST LIKE

MY PARENTS ARE.

I'M GONE.

[RING]

Jack:
HELLO?

YEAH, JUST A SECOND.

IT'S DARNELL FROM U.S. PUZZLE.

Kathy:
OH. HI.

Frank:
MAC McINTYRE.

Kathy:

ANXIOUS TO MEET HIM.

Frank:
WELL, DON'T LOOK

FOR HIM AT WORK.

THOSE PHONY REFERENCES

TURNED OUT TO BE A COVER-UP

FOR A FELONY CONVICTION

ON ARMED ROBBERY.

Kathy:
THAT'S A COINCIDENCE,

DON'T YOU THINK?

Frank:
EX-CON RAY JACKSON

OUR PRIME SUSPECT,

EX-CON MAC McINTYRE

STATIONED NEXT TO THE VICTIM.

YEAH, I'D SAY SO.

SO FAR,

I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING

TO LINK THE TWO:

OF THEM TOGETHER.

I'M AFRAID

HE'S GONNA SKIP TOWN.

Kathy:
FRANK--

Frank:
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TONIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO.

Kathy:
OK.

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?

[MEN TALKING FAINTLY]

Mac:
UP! PASS IT UP!

LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!

STRONG SIDE! STRONG SIDE!

GOOD SHOT, DAWG.

GOOD SHOT.

Man:
OVER HERE! OVER HERE!

OVER HERE, MAN!

Mac:
AH-AH-AH!

HANDLE! HANDLE! HANDLE!

AH, HA HA HA! AHH!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

COME ON.

Man:
STAY ON HIM!

WATCH THE SHOT! WATCH THE SHOT!

OHH!

AW, MAN, CHECK HIM OUT.

Man:
OK, YEAH,

WE GOTTA GET BACK, MAN.

[ALL CHATTERING]

[LAUGHING]

Man:
OK. HERE WE GO.

Man:
YOU GOT IT, BRO.

Man:
HEY, YO!

LADY, THE BALL.

Kathy:
ONE OF YOU

MAC McINTYRE?

Man:
COME ON, WOMAN.

GIVE US THE BALL.

WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.

Kathy:
WELL,

HE'S IN BIG-TIME TROUBLE.

NICE.

Mac:
YEAH, I'M MAC McINTYRE.

THIS ABOUT HERMIONE'S HIDEAWAY?

Kathy:
YEAH.

Mac:
WELL, LISTEN, I LIED

ON MY RESUME, ALL RIGHT?

SO THEY SEND THE FEDS

OUT FOR THIS NOW?

Kathy:

NEVER SAID I WAS A FED.

Mac:
WELL, YOU GOTTA

BE SOMEBODY:

CRACKIN' UP ON MY GAME

LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

Kathy:
I'M JANE DOE

FROM THE CSA.

I'M HERE BECAUSE CAROLINE

RAPHAELSON WAS KIDNAPPED.

Mac:
YEAH.

YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.

I TOLD THE NURSE AND DIRECTOR

I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT,

SHE FIRED ME ANYWAY.

Kathy:
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Mac:
YEAH, ME, TOO.

SO UNLESS YOU GO SOME MORE QUESTIONS,

I'M GONNA GET BACK

TO MY GAME WITH MY FELLAS

BECAUSE I GOT MONEY

HANGING ON THIS,

AND AS YOU KNOW,

I'M CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED.

Kathy:
COULDN'T RAY JACKSON

HELP YOU WITH THAT?

Mac:
WHO'S RAY JACKSON?

Kathy:
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM?

Mac:
NAH. I AIN'T NEVER

HEARD OF NO RAY JACKSON.

Kathy:
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,

PHIL RAPHAELSON SWEARS

THAT HIS WIFE WAS

AT HERMIONE'S HIDEAWAY

LAST NIGHT.

THIS MORNING SHE DISAPPEARED.

NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW THAT HAPPENED?

CAN YOU HELP ME AT ALL?

Mac:
LISTEN,

WHEN MR. RAPHAELSON LEFT,

HIS WIFE DIDN'T MAKE A PEEP

FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT, OK?

'CAUSE I COULD SEE HER DOOR

FROM MY STATION.

Kathy:
YOU NEVER LEF YOUR DESK?

Mac:
HEY, MAYBE I WEN TO THE VENDING MACHINE

OR USED THE BATHROOM

OR SOMETHING,

BUT NOT ENOUGH TIME

FOR SOMEBODY:

TO TAKE HER BODY

OUT OF THE ROOM:

AND PUT SOMEONE ELSE

IN THERE.

LISTEN, LADY, I HAD NOTHING

TO DO WITH ALL THIS.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, A'IGHT?

Kathy:
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T,

FOR YOUR SAKE.

GOOD LUCK.

Man:
HEY, MAN,

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

Mac:
EVERYTHING'S COOL, MAN.

COME ON, LET'S PLAY BALL.

Man:
ALL RIGHT, COOL, MAN.

HEY, BALL IN, BALL IN.

HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.

Mac:
I GOT IT.

[ALL CHATTERING]

Mac:
OHH!

[LOCK BUZZES]

Guard:
ON YOUR FEET, PUMPKIN.

YOU GOT A VISITOR. MOVE IT.

Ray:
YOU ALWAYS DROP IN

WITHOUT CALLING?

Frank:
I WAS

IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

Ray:
I HAVE A LAWYER,

YOU KNOW.

Frank:

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG, RAY.

I'LL BE GONE

BEFORE HE GETS HERE.

Ray:
SO, WHA BRINGS YOU BY, FRANK?

Frank:
FIRS WE HAD YOU FOR SUSPICION

OF MONEY LAUNDERING,

NOW KIDNAPPING.

YOU'RE MOVING UP, RAY.

THAT'S A CAPITAL OFFENSE.

Ray:
YOU KNOW, UNLESS

I DEMATERIALIZED OUT OF MY CELL

AND REMATERIALIZED

BACK IN IT,

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW

I DIDN'T KIDNAP ANYONE.

Frank:
YOU GOT 50 EX-CONS

WORKING FOR YOU.

I DOUB IT WOULD BE MUCH TOUGHER

FOR FRESH START CONSTRUCTION

TO PUT TOGETHER A CRIME GANG

THAN IT WOULD A ROOFING CREW.

Ray:
WHY DON'T YOU

TELL YOUR OFFICE

TO DROP THEIR CASE

AGAINST ME?

SAVE EVERYONE:

A LOT OF GRIEF.

Frank:

TRUST ME ON SOMETHING.

IF THERE'S ANY GRIEF

COMING DOWN,

IT'S COMING YOUR WAY.

Ray:
YOU CAN'T PIN

KIDNAPPING ON ME

ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN

PIN MONEY LAUNDERING.

YOU GOT A CASE:

AGAINST ALEX BRANDT,

THEN ARREST HIM,

DO YOUR JOB.

OTHERWISE,

LET ME GO DO MINE.

Parker:
DON'T TALK!

Ray:
THANKS FOR

WATCHING MY BACK, FLEMING.

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