Jane Doe: The Wrong Face Page #5

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Parker:
DARNELL, PLEASE.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

TO TALK TO MY CLIENT ALONE.

Frank:
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

WHEN YOU BROUGHT PHIL HERE?

HE'S TOO EMOTIONALLY

INVOLVED IN THIS.

Phil:
I MADE HIM.

I'M ASSUMING THAT YOU'RE DENYING

ANY CONNECTION WITH

MY WIFE'S DISAPPEARANCE?

Parker:

OF COURSE WE DENY IT.

ANYBODY COULD HAVE USED

MR. JACKSON'S NAME.

Ray:
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

YOU WERE MARRIED.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIGH IN THE LOAFERS TO ME.

Phil:
YOU--

Parker:
PHIL! PHIL!

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

WE CAN FIND ANOTHER WAY

TO SETTLE THIS.

PLEASE, CALM DOWN!

Phil:
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

CAROLINE'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE

AND HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT!

Ray:
I DON'T KNOW

ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

CAN I SUE HIM FOR ASSAULT?

Parker:
PHIL, YOU DON' EVEN HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE.

Frank:
WE GOT LESS

THAN 48 HOURS.

Phil:
WHOSE SIDE

ARE YOU ON, PARKER?

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER

FOR 20 YEARS!

Ray:
20 YEARS?

OH, YOU TWO ARE BUDDIES?

YOU'RE FIRED, HAIRCUT!

FRANK, GET HIM OUT OF HERE

BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF.

Frank:
COME ON.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WELL, THAT WENT WELL.

PHIL, YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE TO STAY AWAY.

Phil:
I COULD

KILL HIM MYSELF.

Parker:
WE'LL HAVE TO PRETEND

WE DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

PHIL, YOU KNOW

WHERE MY SYMPATHIES LIE.

AND NOW THAT I'M NO LONGER

REPRESENTING THAT GUY,

I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN.

Phil:
I UNDERSTAND.

THANK YOU.

Parker:
JUST DON'T LET THIS

KEEP YOU FROM YOUR FUTURE.

THERE'LL BE AN LO OF INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE

AT THE PARTY THURSDAY NIGHT,

PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED

IN INVESTING:

IN A CANDIDATE LIKE YOU.

FRANK.

Kathy:
ANNA?

ANNA REICHMAN?

Anna:
THAT'S ME.

Kathy:
COULD I SPEAK

WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE?

I'M FROM THE CSA.

Anna:
OK, WELL,

IF YOU COULD MAKE IT FAST.

I'VE GO TO GET TO THE BANK

AND I'VE GO A ROCK STAR FACELIF ARRIVING IN ONE HOUR.

Kathy:
ROCK STARS SHOULDN' BE HAVING FACELIFTS.

Anna:
ROCK STARS

SHOULDN'T BE COLLECTING

SOCIAL SECURITY EITHER,

BUT THEY ARE.

Kathy:
HOW WELL DID

YOU KNOW MAC McINTYRE?

Anna:
NOT AS WELL

AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

UH, HE IS NIGHT SHIFT,

I'M DAY SHIFT.

OTHER THAN SAYING HELLO

TO HIM IN THE HALL,

I CAN'T SAY

I KNEW HIM AT ALL.

Kathy:
HMM.

Anna:
I ASSUME YOU'RE SAYING

THAT HE WAS INVOLVED

IN THE KIDNAPPING?

Kathy:
WELL, HE WAS ALONE

WITH THE PATIENT ALL NIGHT.

SO COULD YOU BE POSITIVE

THAT THE WOMAN:

WHO WAS WHEELED DOWNSTAIRS

TO THE LIMOUSINE ACTUALLY

WAS CAROLINE RAPHAELSON?

Anna:

HONESTLY? NO, I CAN'T.

YOU KNOW, HER FACE

WAS COMPLETELY COVERED,

AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

LET'S SEE. I TOLD HER

NOT TO TRY TO TALK

BECAUSE USUALLY:

A PATIENT'S FACE IS SO SORE

THAT IT'S PAINFUL

FOR THEM TO TRY TO SPEAK.

I'M SORRY.

I WISH I COULD:

BE MORE HELP.

MRS. RAPHAELSON SEEMED

LIKE SUCH A NICE PERSON,

AND OF COURSE IT REFLECTS

SO BADLY ON HERMIONE'S HIDEAWAY.

YOU KNOW,

I'VE BEEN HERE 12 YEARS.

WE HAVEN'T HAD

A BIT OF TROUBLE UNTIL NOW.

Kathy:
EXCEPT FOR

THAT OCCASIONAL ROCK STAR

SCREAMING, "MEDS! MEDS!"

Anna:
HA HA HA!

Kathy:
OH, MY, THAT'S SUCH

A BEAUTIFUL NECKLACE.

LOOKS ANTIQUE. IS IT OLD?

Anna:
IT'S NEW TO ME.

BIRTHDAY GIF FROM MY MOTHER.

Kathy:
THAT'S-- OH,

AND THE MATCHING RING

AND EARRINGS.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WELL, BACK TO THE SALT MINES.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE

WILBUR RUSSELL IS?

Anna:
YES, HE'S

JUST MAKING UP ROOM 425.

Kathy:
4-- IS THA CAROLINE'S ROOM?

Anna:
YEAH.

Kathy:
OH.

Anna:
YOU KNOW WILBUR IS...

Kathy:
YES,

MENTALLY CHALLENGED. I KNOW.

Anna:
BUT HIGHLY FUNCTIONING.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN SORRY

WE HIRED HIM, NOT FOR A DAY.

Kathy:
THAT'S GREAT.

WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WHOOP! SO SPARKLY.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. BYE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WILBUR?

Wilbur:
YOU'RE THE LADY

FROM WASHINGTON.

HOLY COW. I HEARD

YOU TALKING WITH MISS ANNA.

YOU'RE THE CSA.

THEY'RE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

WE STUDIED IT IN CIVICS CLASS.

Kathy:
OH!

ACTUALLY, THE HEADQUARTERS

IS IN WASHINGTON.

I WORK RIGHT HERE IN L.A.

Wilbur:
HOW LONG

HAVE YOU WORKED THERE?

DO YOU CARRY A GUN?

IS IT A FUN JOB?

Kathy:
SOMETIMES IT'S FUN

AND I'VE WORKED THERE

FOR A LONG TIME ON AND OFF,

MOSTLY OFF,

AND, NO,

I DON'T CARRY A GUN.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN 'EM.

I USE MY FINGER.

SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE

AT HERMIONE'S HIDEAWAY?

Wilbur:
OH, HOLY COW.

6 YEARS, 8 MONTHS,

AND 4 DAYS.

Kathy:
YOU MUST BE

VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB.

Wilbur:
I TRY EXTRA HARD

'CAUSE I HAVE TO.

Kathy:
OH, WELL,

THIS IS AN A-NUMBER ONE

HOSPITAL CORNER.

UM, HOW WELL DID YOU KNOW

MAC McINTYRE?

Wilbur:
MAC WOULDN'T DO

ANYTHING BAD:

NO MATTER:

WHAT MISS ANNA SAYS.

HE'S ALWAYS

REALLY NICE TO ME,

EVEN WHEN:

HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE.

EVEN IF--

EVEN IF I FORGOT SOMETHING

OR MADE A MISTAKE.

Kathy:
WE'RE NOT SAYING

HE DID ANYTHING WRONG.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW

CAROLINE RAPHAELSON DISAPPEARED.

SO DO YOU REMEMBER

IF SHE SAID ANYTHING

TO YOU YESTERDAY?

Wilbur:
NO, NOT IN WORDS.

SHE GRUNTED ONCE

AND SHE WAVED.

Kathy:

SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY SURE

IF CAROLINE WAS THE WOMAN

YOU TOOK DOWNSTAIRS YESTERDAY?

Wilbur:
WELL, I PUT HER

IN THE CHAIR.

MISS ANNA TOOK HER

TO THE GARAGE.

Kathy:
MISS ANNA?

Wilbur:

I THOUGHT IT WAS HER.

SHE WAS WEARING:

THAT BIG HAT.

Kathy:
OH, YEAH.

WELL, WILBUR,

IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE,

WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL ME?

Wilbur:

IS THIS A REAL CSA CARD?

Kathy:
YEAH.

THANK YOU, WILBUR.

Wilbur:
BYE-BYE.

Owen:
FEELING BETTER?

Girl:
LET ME OUT.

Owen:
YOU'RE NO GONNA SCREAM, ARE YOU?

I HEARD YOU LAST NIGHT.

FYI, SWEETHEART.

I'M THE ONLY ONE

THAT CAN HEAR YOU.

Girl:
LOOK, I JUST WAN TO GET OUT OF TOWN, OK?

YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY,

I DISAPPEAR.

I DON'T SAY ANYTHING

TO ANYBODY.

Owen:
OH, I WISH

I COULD BELIEVE THAT.

Girl:
LOOK, I REALLY

DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

Owen:
THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

YOU DO KNOW ME.

ONE DAY YOU COULD BE READING

THE NEWSPAPER AND...

Girl:
LOOK, YOU CAN'T KEEP ME

LOCKED UP HERE FOREVER!

Owen:
I NEVER PLANNED TO.

IT WAS A TES TO SEE HOW STABLE YOU WERE.

FRANKLY,

YOU'RE NOT DOING SO WELL.

Girl:
I'LL DO BETTER.

I PROMISE.

Owen:
OH, PLEASE, KID, HUH?

Girl:
COME ON, MAN.

LET ME GO.

Owen:
OK, ON ONE CONDITION.

I PUT YOU ON A PLANE MYSELF

AND YOU NEVER:

COME BACK HERE AGAIN.

Girl:
FINE.

SEND ME ANYWHERE.

I DON'T CARE,

AND I WON'T COME BACK.

I DON'T EVEN READ

THE NEWSPAPERS ANYWAY.

Owen:
WELL,

REMEMBER IF YOU DID,

YOU'RE IN THIS EVERY BI AS DEEP AS I AM. YOU DIG?

Girl:
I DIG.

Owen:
GOOD.

Jack:
LOOK AT THIS.

EVERYBODY'S BEEN

SO BUSY LATELY,

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE

A FAMILY DINNER.

I FEEL LIKE:

I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE.

Susan:
NO, PLEASE DON'T.

Jack:
HOW MANY TIMES

DO I GET TO SIT TOGETHER

WITH ALL MY FAVORITE PEOPLE?

Nick:
I THOUGHT WE ALWAYS GO TOGETHER LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT.

Jack:
GUYS, HUMOR ME,

WOULD YOU?

Kathy:
YOU TWO,

HUMOR YOUR DAD NOW.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

Jack:
SO, NICK, ARE YOU EXCITED

ABOUT YOUR DATE?

Nick:
OHHH!

Susan:
NICK HAS A DATE?

THIS NICK?

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER,

THE SCIENCE FAIR?

Kathy:
NICK HAS A DATE

FOR THE DANCE,

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY

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