Jarhead Page #3
I'm
Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski,
your battalion commander.
We are now a part of
Operation Desert Shield.
Now, just north of us...
Saddam Hussein's got
And some of those boys
have been fighting...
since you were nine
or ten years old.
They are tough.
They will stop at nothing.
They've used nerve gas
against the Iranians
and the Kurds.
Now, here's a picture.
I know
what you're thinking.
You're thinking,
"Let's kick ass
and take names...
"and end this sh*t
the day before yesterday. "
(all)
Yeah!
But the bureaucrats
have a lot of jawboning to do.
So for now, these Iraqis
who have raped and pillaged...
poor little Kuwait
are not yet in our gun sights.
Our current mission
is to protect
the oil fields...
of our good friends
in the Kingdom of Saud...
until further notice.
And gentlemen,
I'm talking a lot of oil.
A lot of oil.
So you will hydrate,
you will train...
you will adjust
to this desert,
and you'll hydrate some more.
And you will be ready.
You will maintain
a constant state
of suspicious alertness...
and one day soon...
Saddam Hussein is gonna regret
pulling this sorry sh*t.
(all)
Ooh-rah!
(Fowler)
We're gonna kick
some Iraqi ass!
[Laughing]
What did you say?
We're gonna kick
some Iraqi ass, sir!
Oh, hell, son.
What, you gonna win
the Medal of Honor
all by yourself?
What's the rest
(all)
Kick some Iraqi ass!
You know,
I think it's time
for me to retire.
I can't hear a f***ing thing!
Kick some Iraqi ass!
Oh, boys,
I just got a hard-on!
[All laughing]
(Fowler)
Man, this defensive
position sh*t sucks, huh?
We need to get out
of this sh*t hole soon.
I need to shoot something!
You're gonna get
all you want soon enough.
First to f***ing fight!
Yeah. For what?
I've been around
these old white f***ers
all my life.
They got their fat hands
in Arab oil.
The motherfuckers drink it
like it's beer.
That's why we're here,
You're full of sh*t.
He's full of sh*t.
Who do you think gave Saddam
all his f***ing weapons?
We did!
F*** politics, all right?
We're here.
All the rest is bullshit.
(Fowler)
Yeah.
[Mumbling]
Everyone else
is unpacking, man.
I'm taking a break.
(Fowler)
What you got?
Photos.
She's hot. Yours?
Yes, man.
in the foot...
and get a ticket home...
because Jodies are
gonna be all over her!
[All exclaiming]
Look at her!
Ain't she an animal!
They won't
leave her alone!
That's nice
for a white chick, man.
Thank you, man.
Nice? Come on.
I'd drink a gallon
of her pee just to see
where it came from.
All right, all right,
all right.
This is close to porn.
Let me see that one.
Let me see.
She's got
a baby fist down here.
Dream on, brothers, dream on.
I'm storing that
for later, man.
I'm storing it for later.
Hey, y'all horny fucks
wanna see a beautiful woman?
Yeah!
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Give it up!
Check this out.
Yeah, boy!
Give it up, give it up.
No, no, no.
Oh, no! Please
don't love me!
Now, tell them
how many tortillas she had
before that picture.
[All laughing]
Hey, she's pregnant, man.
That's why
she's so beautiful, man.
This is what it's all about
right here, man.
[All booing]
Hey, f*** you guys!
Married guys.
lose brain cells
by the billions.
to have a wife...
they would have
issued you one.
Yeah, they would have
issued you one.
Yeah!
No family photos, Swofford?
Hey, can I see
your pictures?
Yeah, sure, man.
Thanks.
Fergus, right?
Yeah.
She have her own clothes?
Well, ain't this cozy as f***?
You guys get settled in?
(all)
Yes, Staff Sergeant!
Well,
if you're not too busy...
Gas! Gas! Gas!
Right now!
Let's go! Let's move it!
Come on, guys,
what the f*** are you doing?
Let's go! Get it on!
Right now your d*cks
are falling off!
Your skin is bubble wrap!
Let's go! Move it!
You sorry motherfuckers,
I told you, "Don't get lazy. "
Didn't I tell you
not to get lazy? Let's go!
Let's go.
What are you doing?
That's your f***ing
sleeping bag, you moron!
Let's go!
It's been 30 seconds.
What the f*** are you doing?
Get it on!
You stay ready,
you ain't got to get ready!
You nasty motherfuckers
are so lazy! I told you
to stay on point!
That's 45 seconds!
What you doing?
What you doing?
You better get
your motherfucking ass
in gear!
You gonna be
the first motherf***er
I kick up in the ass.
Get it on!
I'm trying!
They packed mine wrong!
Retarded motherfuckers,
let's go! Put it on!
Let's go! Stop!
Stop it right now!
[Lmitating Darth Vader]
Luke.
Come over
to the dark side, Luke.
55 seconds. You're all dead.
And since you're all dead...
I guess you wouldn't mind
taking a little run
in these suits.
Let's go!
##[Bang a Gong playing]
[Swoff panting]
Swofford,
if you don't pick it up...
in your f***ing foot!
Move it!
(Swoff)
has nearly doubled.
President Bush
sends in more troops.
Us, six times a day,
we gather for formation.
Drink it down,
all of it.
And we hydrate.
Now, hold them up.
Get down!
And we dehydrate.
[Sighing]
We throw hand grenades...
into nowhere.
We navigate
imaginary minefields.
We fire at nothing.
[Gunfire]
And we hydrate some more.
You will hydrate
till I get full.
There you go.
Hold it down.
Now, hold them up.
[Swoff sighing]
And we look north,
towards the border...
and we wait for them.
This is our labor.
We wait.
I got one! A white one!
Master race.
[Exclaiming]
Check her out.
It's beautiful.
Chango's reign of terror
is over! Over!
[Marines cheering]
Come on!
It's over,
you f***ing p*ssy,
Chango.
Chango, come on.
(all)
Hey, come on, Chango.
Come on, Chango!
[All cheering]
(Fowler)
Now you're gonna see a fight, kid!
Come on! Come on!
[All cheering]
Come on, whitey!
Come on. Come on.
Come on! Come on!
(Fowler)
Pay me my money,
motherfuckers!
(all)
All right!
(Marine)
I told you, I told you!
(Marine)
Go, Chango!
(all)
Chango! Chango! Chango!
[All continue chanting]
F***ing a**hole.
(Swoff)
Suggested techniques
for the Marine to use...
in the avoidance
of boredom and loneliness:
Masturbation...
rereading of letters
from unfaithful wives
and girlfriends...
cleaning your rifle...
further masturbation...
rewiring Walkmen...
arguing about religion
and meaning of life...
discussing in detail
every woman the Marine
has ever f***ed...
debating differences,
such as Cuban
versus Mexican...
Harleys versus Hondas...
left- versus right-handed
masturbation...
further cleaning of rifle...
studying of Filipino
mail-order bride catalog...
further masturbation...
planning of
Marine's first meal
on return home...
imagining what
the Marine's girlfriend...
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