Jason Nash Is Married Page #10

Thank God for that.

- Five years?

I mean, you don't really

have cancer anymore, right?

Kind of... - what?

Yes, it's cancer.

- Of course it's cancer.

- Just... I live a life of fear.

- You're kind of in the clear,

though.

I mean, right?

- Not in the clear.

- No.

- You do kind of use it

as a crutch sometimes.

- All right, that's enough!

That's enough!

Okay, well, you stay away

from my wife, all right?

- You got that?

- Yes.

- Okay?

- Of course.

- Or I'll come back and hit

your friend in the face again

who may or may not have cancer.

- He has...

- I have cancer.

- Definitely,

definitely has cancer.

- Not as much anymore.

- Okay, you know what?

You just calm down, Andy, okay?

- One day, you wake up

and you realize

that life is not about

the big swings.

Life is about doing

exactly what's in front of you

at that moment.

I would get that job,

pay back the money

I owe to the government,

and then maybe

busy would take me back.

Hi, I'm Jason Nash...

- Uh, can you take a seat?

- Uh, yeah.

- Jason,

they're ready for you now.

- Oh. Okay.

- In here?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, you can totally

do your alien voice.

- Oh, yeah, like that...

WELCOME TO THE PLANET EARTH.

HEY!

- Jeff, how you doing?

- Hey, you're here.

- This is Jason Nash, everybody.

- I'm Frank.

- Hey, what's up, man? Nick.

- Hey, Nick, nice to meet you.

- Yeah, good to meet you.

- Yeah.

Thanks so much.

- Yeah, of course.

Thanks for coming in, man.

- Uh, we loved

everything that you did.

You really nailed it.

The packet was hysterical,

so great job on that.

Nick, uh...

- Hilarious, dude. Hilarious.

Like, Jeff doesn't recommend

anybody, and he was, like,

gave me the full pitch,

and we loved it.

Yeah, really funny.

Really original.

Really psyched,

and you got the job, dude.

- Yeah.

- Congratulations.

- Congrats, man, welcome aboard.

SO GREAT.

- Welcome.

- Oh, my God.

- Congrats, man.

- Are you crying?

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

I just had a really hard year.

- It's cool. Could you not cry?

Just... it's bumming me out.

- Yeah. I'm so sorry.

- It's okay.

You don't have to write down

"crying."

- I didn't mean to cry.

I just...

it just means so much to me.

I'm a huge fan of yours.

And I've been...

I've been, like...

I've been watching your career

for so long.

And you're so funny.

And it's like, you know,

to have you...

to have you approve me...

It just... it just means

the f***in' world.

Oh, Nick,

I'm so sorry I'm crying.

Jeff, I'm so sorry.

- It's okay.

- It's okay.

- It's okay, buddy.

- It's a big moment.

It's just this means so much.

You know what?

I'm just... I'm just gonna go.

Thank you.

- Oh, yeah, thanks, man.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Stay, stay, stay for a second.

It's okay.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's okay.

- Yeah.

- It's okay.

- No, I shouldn't...

- We understand.

- I shouldn't leave yet.

- No.

- It's a big deal.

- Yeah.

- Take a second.

Just take a second.

There's a lot of stuff

to go over.

Do you have any questions

about how it works

or anything about the job?

- Yeah, what...

what are the hours?

- Um, we come in

about 9:
00 A.M. Every day,

and we leave around,

what, 10:
00 P.M., 10:30?

- Yeah.

- That's...

that's a lot of hours.

- Yeah, it's a full hour

of originally programming

every day, so...

- is that too many or...

- no.

I mean... I mean, yeah, it is.

BUT, OBVIOUSLY...

I want the job.

- I mean, it is a lot.

It's a lot for me,

you know what I mean?

It's tedious, but, you know.

- I just... I worry about it,

'cause I was really fat

as a child,

and I actually went through

a lot last year.

I lost about 30 pounds.

Yeah, and I did Nutrisystem.

So I just worry that,

you know, like, I'll...

I won't be able to go to the gym

with those hours.

He's messing with us.

- WHAT?

- He's doing the...

he's saying the most...

he's saying the most... not is it

only the most awkward thing,

it's the thing that we're also

the most sensitive about.

Oh!

It's a character.

- You've gained weight.

You gained weight.

So he's making everybody...

- I'm messing with you guys!

Yeah.

I was messing with you guys.

- That is a bit.

Which is... - awkward guy.

- Awkward.

- Awkward?

- The most... not...

the most awkward.

- Love the show.

I can't wait

to start working on it.

- Cool, man.

- Is this you right here?

- This is me.

- This is great.

- Yeah.

- Great part of town.

- I love it.

- Yeah.

Really nice.

- Thanks.

- It was really fun.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

I had a really good time.

- Me too.

- Good.

So we should do it again.

- Well, did you want to come in?

- Uh...

Yeah, I don't know.

- Yeah, okay.

- Yeah, good.

- I'll COME IN, I GUESS.

- Come in.

- Come on.

- I'll check it out.

Hey! Great news.

- Jason,

what are you doing here?

I thought we agreed

that you were gonna call

before you came over.

You can't just walk in

like this.

- I know. I know.

I wanted to come over in person

and tell you something.

- This is just... hi.

- You... j, you remember Chris,

right?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How you doing?

- Good.

- I thought you guys weren't

working together anymore.

- Yeah, no, we're not.

- No.

No, I wanted to come

check out the tile...

Again.

- Oh.

- It's so...

it's... your tile...

I'm redoing my bathroom.

And I wanted to see

a bunch of tile.

- Yeah.

Came over to check out the tile.

- Yeah, it was...

I needed another look.

It's really great.

- Jason,

what'd you want to tell me?

- Oh, um...

I just came from the interview.

I got the job.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

Well, congratulations.

That's really good for you.

We're kind of

in the middle of this,

so maybe I can just

call you later?

All right?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Yeah, okay.

- All right.

- Um...

So I'll just...

I'll call you on the cell?

- No, I'll call you...

j, I'll call you later.

- I am my mother's only one

It's enough

I wear my garment

so it shows

Now you know

ooh-ooh

Only love is all maroon

- Oh, wow. This is great.

- Rose is okay.

- We have a connection.

- She's the moon

I am my mother on the wall

With us all

I move in water

- you know what?

Actually, I have... let me just

throw some toothpaste

in my mouth,

'cause I don't know...

I don't know

what's going on

with after dinner right...

just real quick. I'm so sorry.

Just give me one second.

- Only love is all maroon

Lapping lakes

like leery loons

Ooh-ooh-ooh

sky is womb

and she's the moon

Ooh

Only love is all maroon

lapping lakes

like leery loons

Ooh-ooh

sky is womb

and she's the moon

Ah-ah-ah

So that's it.

I still live alone.

I still see my kids

almost every day.

I still love her.

And I can make a grand gesture

and go to the drugstore and

buy some magazines

and cut out little pictures

of all the things

that she loves...

Show her

that I can participate...

And tape them all into a book...

Take it down to her work.

Hey.

Is, uh... Is busy around?

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