Jatts in Golmaal Page #2

...within 10 days then consider our office closed forever.

How many scapegoats did you say does she catch everyday?

Coaching to go abroad.

This is right.

Schedule. - What is it?

Schedule.

Excuse me.

What do you want?

Well, I want to go to Canada.

Have you ever been anywhere earlier?

Yes, I've been to my aunt's place a number of times.

Does she stay out?

Out? She's out of the house all day long.

My uncle gets upset over this. My aunt doesn't stay at home.

I asked about the country.

Never mind. What's your education?

8th grade failed.

I'm sorry. You cannot go to Canada.

I don't want to go to Canada to be a tutor.

I want to be a taxi driver. So please...

Teach me as well.

Sister... - I'm younger than you!

Damn the sister!

This is a limit! I told you go cannot go to Canada.

Please leave.

Madam, at least try teaching me.

I'll manage to go to Canada on my own.

Excuse me, you are disturbing the class.

I've to teach other students as well.

All of them can go? - Yes.

Why? All of them are post graduates.

What?

Post graduate.

But they look like humans to me.

He is coming, brother.

He is coming. - He is coming? Let him come.

I cannot go to Canada! As if Canada's her aunt's place!

Brother, did I just hear to you talk about Canada?

Do I stammer that I cannot say Canada?

No, say it. Go there as well.

But the lady you are after hasn't sent anyone anywhere.

All the people you see there selling snacks...

All the vendors on the street all of them wanna go to Canada.

Now they have stalls over here.

So? - Buddy, I send people to Canada.

You send people to Canada?

Or else do we sell peanuts?

How? - We'll have to sit and talk about it.

Come, let's sit down.

Listen to me. What are you doing?

We place the one who is going to Canada on our heads...

...and you are placing yourself on stairs.

Let's go sit in my office and talk.

Let's go. - He's more eager than I am.

2 million? Brother, don't you think that's a little too much?

You can give us 50-100 rupees less.

Still, 2 million?

Bro, we are sending you to Canada and not Royal Bhutan.

Your neighbor says that I'm not well educated...

...hence I cannot go there.

How will you send me there?

How did you get influenced by that crazy girl?

Who told you educated people are needed abroad?

They are well educated.

Have you ever seen a foreigner not talk in English? - No, not yet.

Even their children talk in English.

What they need are illiterate people. - Oh really? - Yes.

Do you see these musical instruments drums, etc.?

Yes. - Learn to play one of them.

I'll send you to Canada as a band member of a renowned singer.

That's going to be difficult. - I don't know how to play any of them.

They won't come to know whether...

...you are playing it in tune or out of tune.

They should hear the beats. - Just the sound?

By the way, I've noticed that you ask a lot of questions.

Even the Canada embassy won't ask you...

...as many questions as you have asked me. - Yes.

Don't waste any time. Arrange for 2 million rupees.

This is between the two of us. - Yes?

I'm requesting you. - You are my elder brother.

Yes, brother, I mane somehow mange 20000 to start with.

Why? - So that we start this office's work.

Why that?

No, I mean we will start the process...

...of sending you to Canada from this office.

Forget Rs. 20,000 now I'll arrange for 2 million rupees.

That's great!

Till what time is your office open?

You arrange for the money. Then we are open till 1:30am.

24 hours!

Bless you, brother! Bless you!

He is a very powerful person!

Brother, quickly arrange for the money...

...otherwise there will be no power left in me.

You want 2 million rupees?

Yes. With 2 million rupees I can go to Canada.

Yes. And our family can shift into a Sikh temple.

I'll return the 2 million after I go to Canada.

A person like you who won't even return a speck back...

...says that he will return 2 million rupees!

And from where do we give you 2 million rupees?

Take a loan. - "Take a loan!"

Is your aunt married to a millionaire...

...that someone will give us a loan of 2 million rupees.

Why are you dragging me into this? - I just gave an example.

As if he is going to take money from you.

Anyone will give us 2 million rupees...

...if we mortgage our land and jewelry.

I'll kill you if you eye the land.

Three families share a piece of land.

You want us to sell that for you?

Sunny, we are barely managing to make our ends meet...

...by working on leased land. All you can do is talk.

I don't understand who told this eighth grade failed boy...

...that Canada is a country.

- Mom, you're just standing Say something at least.

Son, from where will I get 2 million for you?

I'm wearing clothes given by my maternal family.

I know those paupers well. - I too know your family well.

Don't talk too much. - Shut up. Shut up.

You guys have started fighting with your own issues.

Enough. This is the reason I didn't get married.

Now I know all of you. All of you are the same.

Never mind. I'll manage to go to Canada on my own.

Satmat, did you see the situation of our family?

How your nephew is being stubborn over going to Canada?

And your brother is still not married.

No one is worried enough to find a girl for him.

A girl?

Brother Balli, you cannot get married at this age.

Why? Do I have osteoporosis?

No one in this village can bite me, I run so fast.

I was saying that my brother-in-law is getting married.

Bring him along.

There will be a lot of girls there.

Find a suitable girl and get him married.

Once he gets married, he'll forget about going to Canada.

Hello. Did you recognize me?

How can I forget you?

Yeah, right.

Sunny. - Oh.

Raavi. - Yeah, Raavi.

I thought you must be in Canada by now.

I wish!

I met an agent but he said it will...

...cost me 2 million to go there.

I don't have that kind of money.

Okay, listen...

Can we hold hands while talking? - Why?

My family is looking for a girl for me.

Hello. Hello!

Anywhere I go they feel that I'm...

...talking about going to Canada.

Give me your hand.

Have you no manners? I'm a girl!

Did I say you are a boy?

Anyway, no problem.

Can you get a visa? - Yes.

Can you take your family after you get married?

Please marry me. Please marry me. Take me abroad.

Please... - Let go of my hand. I don't even know you.

Hey, you just said that you can never forget me.

Please marry me. Please marry me.

Let go! - Please marry me. Please marry me.

Please marry me. Please marry me.

Can you get a visa?

Get lost!

Welcome, sir. Welcome.

Hello, brother. - Hello.

How are you? - I am good.

How come you are late? Mr. Kangh, is here since long.

Oh, sir, I'll be a moment.

can we talk to uncle Kangh talk about my ailing heart?

Have you lost your mind.

He'll straight away call off the marriage.

I say we keep his daughter into the picture in this wedding.

A lot of guests are here.

We'll sort out a suitable candidate during the wedding.

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