Jatts in Golmaal Page #3

Here he is.

Hello, Mr. Kangh. - Hello, Mr. Maan.

You are late, Mr. Maan.

The invitation card too was late.

I seek your blessings, uncle. - Bless you, son.

Hello! - Hello, brother.

Daddy, I'll be right back.

So, uncle, how are you doing?

Health... I'm enjoying the wedding feast.

I know that looking at your paunch.

Mr. Kangh, I say...

...why don't you give some of my money on interest as well?

I'm unable to digest food well...

...perhaps interest will be easier.

Uncle, when someone runs away with the principle amount...

...you don't get interest, what you get are illnesses.

Uncle, talk about the important thing. - Yes.

Mr. Kangh, what have you thought about their wedding?

Mr. Maan, what is there to think about it?

Their alliance was fixed when they were small.

We'll get them married soon.

Then fix the date, what's the delay?

Son, go and get your sister.

Let's ask her what all exams she needs to give.

Mr. Kangh, earlier sons-in-law used to create a fuss.

Now education is what causes all the trouble.

No, there is no trouble.

Look, it's June. 2-3 months.

We'll fix the wedding on any date in September.

Fine. September is fine. September will suit us.

Right? - Yes. Yes. - Bro-in-law,

Dear, we were fixing your wedding date.

In September. Is it okay? - But I have exams in September.

It's okay. You can continue studying after marriage.

I'm not going to take away your books like a monkey.

Your wedding has been fixed? - Yes.

It's in 3 months.

You'll have to do something in 3 months.

Otherwise, I'll get married. - You are strange.

If you are dealing with a plot you get 4-6 months time...

...to get all the papers in order.

And you are giving me just 3 month's time to get married.

I gave you 3 years!

What can I do if you can't get set?

I am set with you. How much more set should I be?

My business will get set somehow. - Like hell it will get set.

You have changed 6 businesses in 3 years.

Look at what boys do nowadays...

Be grateful I'm not like them.

If I would've been like them then...

Then there wouldn't have been any problem.

Then there wouldn't have been any problem.

I supported you for 3 years.

Now at my wedding come from the bride's side...

...and not from the groom's side. - And serve fritters at the wedding.

Why do you say things that will give me a heart attack?

Get this straight till a client of mine...

...doesn't get a visa in his hands...

...you cannot apply the wedding henna in your hand.

Are the people at embassy going to apply henna to me?

It will be taken care of.

If you have the courage then come and talk to my father.

I'll talk to your father as well.

Your father doesn't hit anyone a lot, does he?

If I get married to that goon...

...then I'll get you thrashed by such goons. Get this straight.

I won't let you get married to someone else.

Even if I have to make the clarified butter cans disappear...

...at the time of your wedding.

You are come here to ask her hand in marriage?

But she is already bespoken.

Hey, a girl can be bespoken to 10 men...

...but a good father is the one who keeps thinking...

...till the last vows is taken...

...that if I can find a better man...

...then let me send my daughter with him.

Which film star's marriage proposal...

...have you dared to bring to our family?

He has come here from a great distance.

At least have a look at the boy.

Okay. - Just see the photo and then decide what to do.

Here's the photo. - Photo didn't get printed on it.

No, it's on the other side.

Isn't it you?

Who are you? - Jugnu. He used to study in my college.

That's a limit. I paid your daughter's college fees...

...and you ask me who I am.

Are you poor that you paid our girl's college fees?

No, I mean she used to get the money from home...

...I used to stand in the queue and deposit the fee for her.

Why should we let her education suffer?

Get this straight. She is already betrothed.

The boy your girl is about to marry...

...is stopped at every check post.

He is a smuggler. - Oh really?

And where are your sugar mills placed?

America, Canada.

Australia, New Zealand.

I provide visa for all countries.

How many have you sent abroad?

Well... One, two, three... None so far.

Keep counting. You can tell us tomorrow if you want.

No, I'm counting my clients.

I'm collecting their forms.

I'll get the visas together.

This is how we Jat handle things.

We first sow the seeds and then harvest all them together.

We'll lose our girl if we get her married to you!

The one you call a smuggler is worth millions.

Daddy, he too has a fixed deposit of 2 million.

Well, I was doing well so when I got 2 million...

...I deposited in the bank and made a fixed deposit.

Oh really?

Okay then do one thing. Show me 2 million rupees.

I told you I have made a fixed deposit of it.

If I withdraw the money I'll lose Rs. 20000.

Just a minute, father.

Here you it is. We will bear that loss 20k.

And you break to fixed depost.

Fine. I don't even remember in which bank it was.

I'll have to go and find the papers.

See you. Goodbye.

Get 2 million. - Okay.

Hey.

Take this as well.

You should keep it. - Go.

Here. Count them. Rs. 20000.

You have given me 10 days, right?

I'm paying it within 7 days.

Great. They are real.

Where did you get the money from?

I agree that your shop is ill-omened...

...but God has given me good fate.

Count. There might be extra 200-400 in them.

Not needed. It must be Rs. 20000. What are you saying!

You are smart. You won't put extra money in it.

Okay.

Thank God, brother. You at least managed to get Rs. 20000.

There's nothing great in it.

Earlier I had to just arrange for Rs. 20000.

Now I have to arrange for 2 million.

2 million! From where will you get that?

That's what I am thinking about.

2 million...

With your size you can make do with one kidney.

Let it be, brother. You don't pay me any salary.

And you want my kidney!

Oh, my God! You got married?

Yes. She is from Canada.

Now I will get a visa for free.

Jenny darling...

Greet everyone.

Hello, everyone. Love you all.

Hey! - You should have at least made her wear some clothes...

...before you got married to her.

Why? Isn't what she is wearing, clothes? - You call these clothes?

Our women wear more clothes while having a bath.

Shut up. - You are concerned about clothes.

He has made us lose our honor in our village.

Hey, what wrong have I done?

What is missing in her?

That's the problem. There is nothing missing in her.

That's why even at night the whole village is here to look at her!

Nowadays who has the time to meet someone's...

...newly wed daughter-in-law even during the day.

Keep quiet, uncle. - How can I?

Couldn't you have brought two? @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

At least I could have supported you.

You always bring your problem into everything.

That's the problem. You never let me do anything.

Otherwise I would've got married by now.

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