Jatts in Golmaal Page #4

The more you stay away from a wild bull and a bachelor uncle...

...the better. - Fine. Fine. Let us go inside now.

She has to talk to her child in Canada.

Damn you! She has a child before marriage!

We wouldn't have to face such humiliation...

...if we would've done something and sent him abroad.

The whole village is watching us. What do we do with them?

What can we do? Collect money and send Sunny to Canada.

Don't worry about Jenny. I'll keep her.

I don't care what the villagers will say.

Sunny!

Sunny, I am here.

Sorry, your wife is a little late.

Your uncle doesn't have one and you have two!

Who is she, you scoundrel?

Before you I spoke... requested her.

She said her father won't allow her to come at night.

And she comes now at the wrong time.

Damn you. I got my father drunk and came here.

You don't value it. Get lost. He hasn't married anyone.

But she is my real wife!

Get lost! You keep me as your second option.

See you. Love you all.

Jenny. - Get lost!

What is this mess?

You brought two but not even one helped.

Look, if you don't send me to Canada...

...then I'll go to India Gate and find myself a foreigner.

Jasvir, what will we do with our land if we lose our honor?

Mortgage it and send him to Canada.

Daddy...

I'll earn in dollars and get the land back.

Trust me.

Then talk to the moneylender. - Yes.

Here you go, uncle. 2 million rupees.

Here you go.

Start counting.

Not needed. He must've counted them.

Titu, here are the documents of the land.

It's worth 6 million.

Please send us the interest of Rs.40000 every month.

We are a little wrong when it comes to money.

Don't worry. We have their documents.

And we trust them.

By the way, how is your heart? - Heart?

Their hearts are clean.

No, I meant health wise.

I didn't get you. - It's nothing.

You may leave.

Shall we? - Let's go.

See you. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Please...

Okay, nephew. Now the expense of your medicines...

...will be taken care of easily.

Yes, of course. You want me to survive on medicines!

If we don't find someone quickly...

...then I'll take your heart, uncle.

Yes, you want to kill your uncle.

If you are so eager, tell your father-in-law.

He will give you his heart as dowry.

What wrong has he done to you?

People say that one's wife's siblings are lucky for him.

But my father-in-law is lucky for me.

He has always brought good news for me.

He is so nice then keep him with you.

And keep kissing him. - Oh God.

My blood pressure rises because of such things that you say.

Move aside, let me cool down.

I drained the water out yesterday. Oh God!

2 million rupees.

Offer them something sweet. Open a packet of biscuits.

But brother, the biscuits we have are salty.

Then put sugar on them.

We just need to have something sweet, right?

Jugnu, why don't you weigh them?

Weigh them or count them?

Only poor people like us count.

People like you weigh it in their hands...

...and tell how many notes there are in it.

Hence weigh them.

No, I even count rice grains before buying them. - Yes.

He commands me, "Boil 3000 grains of rice."

Ask him. - Forget it.

Tell us, how will you send him to Canada?

By putting him in a drum.

We need to send our boy and not wheat to Canada.

I mean by putting him in this drum.

You'll send him in this?

Brother, try to understand.

By teaching him how to play drums.

Teach him how to play drum.

We want him to settle him in Canada.

We don't want him to play drums for Chirstmas.

Uncle, he will send me a band member with a singer.

Right, brother. - Exactly.

You won't help him settle over there.

Brother, you can't get a flat in our locality for 2 million.

You want me to help him settle in Canada in 2 million?

Someone reason it with him. - Forget about that.

Tell me, which drum do I have to play.

Drum... Good point.

I'll prescribe it. You can buy the drum from the market.

Okay. - Okay? - Yes.

You are prescribing it?

Don't doctors give prescription to buy...

...a capsule from a particular chemist?

I'm prescribing a drum. Buy it from the market.

This is a limit, brother.

If we buy vegetables worth Rs. 20 then we get coriander free.

We gave you 2 million, can't you give us a drum for free?

Okay uncle, then see how generous Jugnu is. - Vakil... - Yes?

Get the drum. - Okay. - Give it to the boy. - Great.

Here you go, my boy. Enjoy.

Here. - Play the drum.

So uncle, are you happy now?

I'm happy, but keep this in mind...

The more you stay away from a wild bull...

...and a bachelor uncle the better.

We are poor people. This is our only wealth.

We shouldn't be deceived.

If you don't trust me then take your money back.

Am I forcing your boy to go?

Bless you, Jugnu.

May you always twinkle and make your light never harm you.

Let's go. - See you.

I've counted them.

You too can count them. 2 million in cash.

These notes look familiar.

You are great. You have seen the world.

You must've seen a 1000 rupees note earlier somewhere.

It's not a big deal.

I've seen this briefcase as well.

Well, do you think this company made...

...just one briefcase and then closed down?

Daddy, don't shy away from your promise.

Stick to your words.

Today I stood in a queue in a bank and...

...got the money with great difficulty.

And you are worried about the briefcase.

Today is Sunday. - Did I say today?

Yesterday...

I stood in a queue in a bank and got the money.

But yesterday was 'Makar Sankranti' festival.

Do they wash the bank with milk on this festival?

I might have called its MD and got it open.

How does it concern you? You just count them.

Daddy, now you cannot refuse our match.

Do one thing, quickly fix our wedding date.

I've inform my relatives.

I've to update my status on Facebook as well.

Well...

What does "Well" mean?

Both father and son know the calendar by heart.

When which festival comes!

And when it came to fixing my wedding...

...date you are making excuses.

Brother, we need time to think.

No matter how much one loses control over their girl...

...but one needs to think twice before getting her married.

You can think eight times if you want.

I'll be coming here next month with the wedding procession.

They don't say that you didn't find a DJ.

You are something, Jugnu. - Something? You are being polite.

What you want to say is that I'm a rascal.

Thank you, Jugnu.

We should get married quickly before father finds out...

...that this money doesn't belong to you.

So what if he finds out?

What's important is that the boy is well set.

As soon as I get the first visa...

...there will be queue outside my office.

You are talking about queues?

It's very difficult to get a single visa.

"Your memories... " - Billu...

..."Haunt me."

Wonderful, sir. Wonderful. - Thank you.

Billu, brother, the thing is, depending on you...

...I've already said yes to someone.

Take 1.8 million.

I'll lose my image in the market if you refuse me.

Jugnu, they have become very strict.

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