Jatts in Golmaal Page #5

Every since they have caught the terms of a few singers...

...it is getting difficult for even me to get a visa.

What will we do now?

Now you see what you want to do.

It's very difficult for me personally as well.

The show which was supposed to happen in Toronto...

...will now take place in Taran Taran.

My bad luck.

When I gave boards exams in 8th grade...

...it shifted to the 9th grade.

When I cleared the 9th grade, they discontinued it.

I got admission in a co-ed college...

...but from the year I joined it disintegrated.

And made separate college for girls and separate college for boys.

When I started making a house of my own...

...government stopped giving permits.

Cement at home got wasted. I couldn't make a house.

Brother Billu... - Yes? - Do you know a sage or a palmist?

I think I should show him my hand.

I think I could go for a cleansing ritual or something.

Why? - I think my destiny lies dormant.

It's okay. Don't worry.

I'll do something. I'll get you a visa.

Thank you very much, brother Billu.

Welcome. - Just do this for me.

Consider it done. - May your song be a hit.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

See you, brother. Bye. - Okay. Thank you.

"Your memories haunt me."

How long will it take for him to go to Canada?

If they need money then we'll all help them arrange.

We will be eased.

Brothers, he has a drum worth 2 million around his neck.

He is bound to play it.

What is this commotion out here?

What's wrong? - Your boy plays the drum well.

Hence all the villagers are here. When is he leaving?

The more you stay away from a wild bull and a bachelor uncle...

...the better.

If you hear him play the drums for a few days...

...then will your ears get cancer?

Now let me see anyone put a loudspeaker in future!

Why are you getting angry, uncle. - We request him to play it softy.

Softy? Is he playing a flute? Get lost!

They have all gathered over here.

They want to stop me!

Shut up, Romeo!

Whether someone lives or dies you play your drums.

Balli, till when will we keep fighting with the villagers?

Yes, Balli. Call Jugnu ask him when will he get a visa.

Yes, Balli, call up Jugnu. - Yes, call up Jugnu.

Call him.

Hello?

Hello, brother. It's me, Sunny.

Sunny, my brother, I'm stuck in traffic.

Can we talk later?

No, I just wanted to know the status of my visa.

Yes, I've spoken to a singer.

He said you 110% get a visa. - There is nothing to worry about.

The embassy will come to your place to give you the visa.

They will come home!

The people of the embassy have my residential address?

Then what? What address have you given on your passport?

Brother, don't worry I'll get you a visa somehow.

I've to send you to Canada. - Let's talk later.

There's a lot of traffic. Everyone's honking.

What? She loves someone else?

Shame on you!

She loves someone else and you didn't even come to know?

Look, Mr. Maan, I...

This is all due to the freedom he gave her.

Is this boy a fool to apply creams on his face...

...to prepare himself for the wedding?

What will he do about these creams now?

As soon as a girl grows up you should...

...check her ring-tone of her cell. - Which song does she play in it?

Look, I never called her.

That's why others call her. It keeps on ringing.

Well, it's not so.

Actually daddy's phone usually never has any balance in it.

I'm embarrassed to even mention it.

Nephew, you tell them what ring-tone she keeps.

Tell them!

Yes, I remember.

"My lover will pass through my house. Girls, make way for him."

I thought she is running the bulldozer for me.

But someone else was to pass through it.

Son, you should be careful about the things you say.

She said it to my face that you are...

...a smuggler and that guy is decent. - He is decent.

Does he keep flirting with girls?

Sir, if you get her married to a decent guy...

...she will live a life of poverty and misery.

What will be the use of being decent? - That's why I am here.

Why wait for 3 months?

You should get them married within...

...10-15 days and bring her here.

Sir, that's why I say why wait for so long.

Look, Mr. Maan, she is well educated.

Let us try to reason it with her before...

...her force her to marry him.

Let me try.

See you.

Nephew...

Nephew! - Yes?

While leaving he said he'll talk to her.

Uncle, tell me something, what's her stand against her father?

That you are a smuggler. - Okay.

And what if we give that tag to the other guy?

Then even my father-in-law can take a stand against the girl...

...and say that that boy is also bad.

You always talk about your father-in-law's benefit.

I don't even know who that other guy is.

You leave that to me!

The matter of handling the girl was left to you!

What are you staring at! Go find out about that guy!

Yes. He had come to me with 1.8 million rupees.

He said that I should help him get a visa for someone.

His name is Jugnu. - And did you give it to him?

No. Those guys are very strict.

Call him and say that you'll help him get the visa.

We'll handle the rest.

I swear by my talent, I never do anything wrong.

Shidha, album.

Have a look at this.

Have a look.

What's this?

They are the people we killed.

He is my aunt's son. He died of typhoid.

Why are you guys showing him the album!

Show them your guns!

Just a minute, brother. Just a minute.

Listen to me, singer. - Yes?

Do as you have been told.

Call him and say he will get the visa.

How will he get the visa? They are very strict these days.

You leave that on us.

You keep his 1.8 million rupees. We'll get him arrested.

Just let us know how the Canadian Embassy looks like.

Come, see if it's all right.

Yeah, it's okay...

Enough. Enough. Enough. That's it. Come down.

Okay. You guys leave. They are coming.

Have a look. This is how an embassy looks like, right?

0What's this? That's Nepal's flag.

We used the one we could get.

You say, "This place belonged to Nepalese."

"They have put their flag here."

These foreigners are real. You won't get caught.

Okay. Okay. - Have you told them what they have to do?

Do you know what you've to do? What you say man? - He said okay.

All of you leave now. - They'll be here any moment. Uncle! - Yes?

Let's leave quickly. Come on, everyone. Hurry up.

Come on, every one.

Don't forget to send it! - We will.

Don't forget it.

Come on. Come on. Hurry up.

Here they are.

Hello, brother. - How are you?

Hello. - How are you, brother? - Fine? - Son...

Greet them.

Hello. - Hi.

He is Billu Balloria.

You must have recognized me. - No, sir.

Yes. - He has recognized you.

Brother, he will play drums behind him.

Will they mind if he plays in front?

Their stage is small. - He will fall if he stands in front.

Do you have to say something about everything?

Okay, I won't.

I smell fresh paint.

00Is this embassy new? - Yes, it's a new branch.

I, too, have come to this branch for the first time.

Give it to me.

Brother, here's your money. I've counted them.

Okay. Kiddo, take your passport and drum inside.

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