Jatts in Golmaal Page #6

Okay. - Okay. Go. All the best.

You'll say that I talk a lot but why does he need to take...

...his drum inside the embassy?

Is that foreigner's son's first 'Lohri' festival?

Foreigners can sometimes be very stubborn.

Yes. - What if they ask "Where is your drum?"

You have to question everything?

Such a person talks even in his sleep.

I wonder why everyone gets hurt with what I say?

Yes? - Ask me whatever you want to.

It's too hot in India.

He says, why do you want to leave India and go to Canada.

Sir, it is my dream to go to Canada.

He says India hot, Canada cool. Cool.

Okay. - He says okay. - Okay? Okay.

Now let me go. I'm getting late.

He wants you to lie down over here. - What?

I don't do such things. - Don't you want a visa?

I want it. - He needs to do your health check-up. - Lie down.

Come on. - All riight.

What're you doing, man?

He's asking whether you've dyed your hair.

They ask such questions while giving visas?

Brother, it's not easy to go abroad.

Please sit back. - Show him your back. Back.

Come on let me check. - Yeah, let me go though.

My time is over. Okay?

He said okay. - Okay. Okay.

I hae to go. - He's asking...

Will you go to Canada in Go Air airlines...

...or Kingfisher airlines? - Please.

You might as well send me from Punjab's Roadways buses.

No. You people are fraud.

He wants to know whether the tractor you...

...have is of Ford company or Swaraj?

Swaraj, sir. - No fraud. No fraud.

No, you are wrong.

He says, you'll have to buy a Ford before you go to Canada.

Why a Ford? - Just say yes.

Yes, sir. I'll buy a tractor of Ford. - Will I get a visa?

Are you getting late? - Yes.

You will. - I will?

I got the visa! Got the Visa for Canada...

Here's his visa, brother.

Now passport is here and ready.

Mr. Balloria, even if I distribute your CDs for free...

...on the GT road, I can never return your favor.

No, it's not a favor.

Next time you can arrange for your own visa.

No problem, brother.

I've seen the embassy.

In future I'll just barge into the embassy.

I won't trouble you. - Okay. - Thank you very much. - It's okay.

Your haunting song is a hit. It will be great.

Thank you, brother.

Let me call and inform him.

Yes, brother.

Hello, Sunny?

Brace yourself and listen to me, my brother.

You've got the visa!

Listen, if anyone gets something by fluke...

...he starts jumping with joy.

You got a visa for Canada and you've turned mute.

You aren't saying anything.

Your flight for Canada leaves from Delhi day after tomorrow.

I got the visa!

Oh God help me! He first didn't say anything.

And when he spoke, he turned me deaf.

Here you go, son.

May no evil harm you. Take care, son.

Here you go. Here.

Bless you, son.

Here, you too apply some.

Stop it.

You have filled his face with it.

If his face doesn't match the photo on his passport...

...then they till pull him out of the airplane...

...like one pulls out a pajama.

Okay, come on. You will return from Delhi, right?

Your uncle can return from hell. What's hell?

He will come back.

But son, you try to return the money quickly.

Daddy, don't you worry.

I'll start working as soon as I reach Canada.

It's okay, son. Hurry up. You are getting late. - Come on.

Brother, did you give him the tickets?

Oh no. Good that you reminded me.

Son, here are you tickets from Chandigarh to Delhi.

Okay.

Jugnu must be waiting for us at the airport...

...with my passport and the visa for Canada. - Let's go. - Let's go.

Brother, you come in the other car. - Okay. - Let's go. - Let's go.

Bye!

The wedding is taking place next week?

You didn't even ask me!

"Didn't ask you!" - You know how eager the boy's family is.

You had promised Jugnu.

But what about the promise I had made?

You didn't know about the boy when you made your promise.

But now you know.

Let me see how you get me married to that boy.

Come out guys.

Stop playing the drums?

Hello.

Why not play the durms.

Brother, it's our drum. We can play it or drag it.

What problem can you have? - He is practicing.

Check the vehicle.

I got it checked by a mechanic just yesterday.

I don't want to check the engine.

I want to check the things inside the car.

Do it.

Check it.

Sir, they are using a kitchen cylinder.

Don't you know, you aren't allowed cylinders in Chandigarh?

Why? Do they use dung cakes?

I'll tell you what they use. -Brother, why are you getting angry.

And we are still not in Chandigarh. - This is Jerakhpuri.

We will carry the cylinder on our shoulders in Chandigarh.

Then you don't know the police of Chandigarh.

I have heard that they don't even listen to their father.

And you blame Punjab police.

We still listen to our uncles.

I am an uncle. You don't listen to me.

First listen to uncle. Boys, park the cars in the corner.

Brother, please let us go.

We are getting late. I've to go to Canada.

In these cars? - No. On an airplane.

They hardly reach Chandigarh. They get caught up in the way.

Sir, their tractor doesn't have a number plate on it.

You are using a tractor without a number plate?

This is the first time we got it out of the fields.

What will we do by putting a number plate over there?

Show them to the cattle? - You talk a lot.

Why, can't I talk?

You are arguing with the police?

-Now I won't let you move from here.

Balli, you will get us into trouble.

You will make my boy miss his flight.

Sir, I apologize on his behalf.

Please let us go. We are getting late.

That's out of question.

Balli, he is acting stubborn.

Take an auto and go to the airport. I'll handle him.

Come on, Sunny. That's a good start.

You got stopped by the police before leaving.

You will yearn for such things in Canada.

Yes, you will get half a million but at 2% interest.

Yes. Of course.

Khushi, where are you going? Khushi, stop.

Daddy, Khushi ran away! She has ruined us.

Daddy, hurry up.

Where you wanna go? -Brother, please give me your phone.

Here you go.

Hello?

Jugnu, where are you?

Yes? Khushi? Whose number is this?

Auto driver. I ran away from my house.

How cheap!

You romanced with me and ran away with an auto driver?

For you. Where are you?

I'm close to sector 53, near the telephone exchange.

Stay there. I'm coming there. - Okay.

Let's go.

Stop it here.

Oh, she is here.

What happened? Is everything alright?

Jugnu, daddy has fixed my wedding with Titu.

I ran away from home. - Come quickly. They are following me.

They are coming?

Sit down.

Where is Jugnu?

In the morning he called and said that he'll meet me here.

Call him.

Sunny must be waiting for me at the airport.

Am I important for you or your work is?

Work can happen any time.

You are the one who is important. - Hurry up.

What hurry up? Are we riding a Bajaj scooter or an eagle?

He's not answering.

Did he run away with the money?

No, he isn't that kind of a person.

Let's ask someone. He must have given it to someone.

It's a passport and not a glass of buttermilk...

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