Jatts in Golmaal Page #7

...that he must've given someone.

Uncle, why are you fighting with me? - We came here on time.

You don't have the passport.

What do we do by coming on time? Greet everyone?

How will you go there? - Call him again. - Okay.

Bro, let me find the guy, then see what if do!

He'll die at my hand.

Get up, uncle.

Make fast.

Jugnu has come?

No Jugnu, our family members are here.

Run! - Why do we have to run?

We'll get abused. We've lost our visa! Come on.

Let's fo. ????????

What happened? - How does this damn thing work?

Forget it. Let's pick up our stuff.

The drum got stuck.

Lift the whole trolley. Lift it.

Pick it up from down.

Over there. Over there.

Come quickly or we'll miss the flight.

Brother, we aren't going, our son is.

We are here to send him off.

You cannot go inside without a ticket.

Let us go, brother. We don't cause a lot of trouble. - Yes.

Brother, you cannot go inside.

Call him up and ask him where he is.

Damn you!

We gave you 2 million rupees to hug the pillar?

Call him.

Daddy's calling. What do I tell him?

Tell him the flight is about to take off.

You'll call him later. It's very crowded in here.

You will have to go standing. - Okay.

Hello. - Sunny.

He's in the airplane.

It's about to take off.

Then let's pray.

Oh, God... - Have mercy.

Damn...

Come on.

Just a minute. I've three missed calls from Sunny.

Let me call him back. - What's this?

You are with me but I'm getting calls from your number.

Khushi's number. - Oh, no. I forgot my phone at home.

My father must be calling you.

Quickly switch it off or else he will catch us.

We need a room. - For how long?

For as long as we live.

Why are you staring at me?

Now how will we go back to our village?

Uncle, why do you worry? I'll find him.

He will find him. He thinks he is Vasco da Gamma.

He has locked his shop.

You don't know his residential address.

Where will you find him? In crap?

I didn't know he would turn out to be such a big cheater.

Were you blind?

I knew it. What kind of an embassy...

...asks for a drum along with the passport?

They are already against noise pollution.

Sir, if you wish to safeguard anything precious...

...then deposit it in our locker.

We have to deposit the drum, it's worth 2 million.

You will do it? - What's this drum for?

We go to sing if someone gives birth to a boy.

You want us to sing for you?

He is adding insult to injury. He asks, "What's the drum for!"

Daddy's call. What do I tell him?

What will we tell him? He'll die if we tell him the truth.

Tell him that you're on your way to Canada.

Okay. I'll answer the call you make the sound of an airplane.

I cannot speak and you want me to...

...make the sound of an airplane.

Can you do it? - Yes?

What are you saying, sir?

You cannot get calls during flight.

Uncle, we got to learn something new today.

Damn you.

You spent 2 million just to learn...

...that you cannot get calls during a flight.

Answer it.

I won't be able to lie to him if he calls me.

Hello.

Sunny, it's your mother.

Where have you reached?

Mom, I'm airborne.

Oh. Take care of yourself over there, son.

Listen, everyone used to call you useless over here.

This is your chance.

Prove that my son is capable of everything.

Okay, son?

Yes. Here, speak to your father.

Here you go.

Hello? Hello, Sunny?

Hello!

It got disconnected. - Oh.

Sign here.

Here's your key to room number 203.

Hello. We needed a room.

New?

No. New... I mean old, broken room will also do.

It's not a problem.

You didn't get me. You are newly-married?

Yes. Newly-married.

Brother, this is the only hotel you...

...could find for your honeymoon?

Anyway, what name should I write?

Any nice one.

Surjit Singh?

Very good.

He's talking about honeymoon. As if we could go home.

Sign here.

Okay, I will.

Here you go. Go to room number 204.

Thank you so much.

Just a minute. I'll call up Sunny. - No, Jugnu.

You won't switch your phone on until our court marriage.

No. Sunny must be abusing me.

Let him. How badly will he abuse you?

First let us do the court marriage and be safe...

...then we'll buy him new tickets and send him to Canada.

You are great.

"We'll buy him new tickets and send him."

We still haven't registered our wedding...

...and you've already started spending my money.

Sukhiya, I don't think Jugnu ever can find us here.

But brother, till when will we hide?

Till he doesn't get arrested for providing fake visa.

Come on. - Let's go.

We need a room.

For how many days, sir?

We'll let you know after we read tomorrows newspaper.

What do you mean? - I mean for 4-5 days.

Okay. Okay.

Four...

What is your name, sir? - You don't know my name?

My name is Billu Ballori. I am so famous.

Here you go. - Write your name and sign.

Done.

Here you go. Room number 205.

Take care of yourself over there, son.

Listen, everyone used to call you useless over here.

This is your chance.

Prove that my son is capable of everything.

Brother, you are drinking from my glass.

Sorry, brother.

One more bottle.

Boil two eggs for me. - You've brought your own eggs?

I don't lay them, hen does. Go!

Brother, you drink a lot. You seem to be from a good family.

Myself Gulli.

Gulli, insurance agent.

Looking at the amount you drink you'll get 10% discount.

Brother, I'm already done for.

If I don't give 2 million back to my family...

...then I'll have to hang myself.

Wrong. What will you gain by it?

Only a dead body.

If you die after getting insured then...

...your family will get the money.

Applause.

If they get the money your family will...

...perform your last rites happily.

"They'll say he was useless when alive... "

"... When he died he brought 2 million." - Applause.

Silence.

Brother...

If I die after getting insured then I'll get 2 million.

Yes, you will.

But you cannot commit suicide.

Road accident. Road!

Give me Rs. 14000, premium of the insurance policy.

Brother, I don't have Rs. 14000.

You don't have Rs. 14000? - No.

Then you should die of shame.

You wasted my time. - Brother!

Brother, please get me insured.

You'll get the money after I die. - After you die?

Will you send the money from Western Union from up there?

No. After you give 2 million to my family...

...tell them that you had paid the premium amount.

My family members are very nave.

They won't keep your money.

You just give it to me. Get me insured.

Get me insured.

Whether or not you get insured you will surely tear my shirt.

Let go of me.

Ill-mannered boy.

Earlier insurance agents used to force people.

Now people force insurance agents.

Don't applaud. No!

No! No!

You look like a sad person to me.

Otherwise I wouldn't have agreed to it.

Show me your teeth.

Stop it! Control!

See you tomorrow, for your medical check-up.

Applaud now.

Come on.

This is his medical report.

Be careful, Gulli. Don't get me into trouble.

Have I ever got you into trouble?

And I pay him more than the insurance company.

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