Jatts in Golmaal Page #8

Here's Rs.1000. Count it.

You want me to count a 1000 rupee note?

I don't need to count the currency you give me.

I need to check whether there are real or fake.

Let's go. Come on.

Can I die now or there's still some paper work to be done?

All the paperwork is complete.

Now you can find a nice truck and get yourself killed.

Leave the rest to Gulli. - Okay, brother. - Keep one thing in mind.

Yes? - The truck shouldn't be overloaded.

Otherwise it will skit off the road.

Okay, brother.

No!

My brother from another mother!

I got it push started it with great difficulty.

You stopped it!

Just a minute, brother.

What "Just a minute?"

Its installments never seem to end.

You want to come under it and want the police to thrash me.

At least listen to me, brother.

Why should I listen to you? Why?

What was so important that you needed to stop a truck...

...to make someone listen to you?

Well...

Stay away!

Make him push it. Get going.

Let's go. - Make him push it. - Come on.

Let's go.

Push the truck. - Yes.

We have just gone over each other... - Come on. Get in.

It won't take us long to get over you.

Let me tell you. Push it. Push it. Behave. - Yes. Yes.

Yeah, come alng tag.

Damn!

You idiot!

Sunny, you?

What are you doing here?

I came to die.

Have you lost your mind?

Get in. We'll go home and talk.

Come on.

This 2 million will help release our mortgaged land.

That's why I wanted to die.

But Sunny, this isn't the right way to make money.

And what's the guarantee that you'll...

...surely get the insurance money?

It's all because of you. - Because of me?

Yes. If you would've agreed to marry me...

...then would've gotten married, taken a visa and left.

I wouldn't get into this mess.

Sunny, don't be dishearten. I'm here for you.

We'll find a solution.

You have 2 million to loan it to me?

I stay away from my family. How can I have 2 million with me?

That day I wanted your heart, you didn't give it to me.

Today I am asking for 2 million, you aren't giving it to me.

What do you have to give me?

You are so nave.

Then take pity on me and give me your heart.

Sunny, I have an idea.

00000I can help you arrange 2 million rupees.

Yes.

In this city there is a drug dealer called Titu.

He supplies drug to college students.

If you become a police informer and help them...

...catch his goods then police will...

...give 20% of its price to you.

Note down Titu's number.

Call him up, pretend to be a new drug dealer and find out...

...when and where is the new consignment coming.

Sunny, what are you thinking about?

Note down the number. - Yes.

You have to call the police. - Yes.

Note it down.

Uncle, we have to call on this number and inform the police.

Then we will get a reward.

If one's intentions are good then God doesn't create...

...obstacles on his way, He rather helps him go smoothly.

Quickly dial the number. - Yes.

Wedding gifts? That too without informing us?

Didn't you say that we can take the girl whenever we want?

Yet we have brought wedding gifts.

Please call Khushi.

They'll exchange rings.

We don't exchange rings at night.

Why? Do the girl's fingers go to sleep at night?

Whatever you might think.

We won't exchange rings at night. That's it.

Not a problem. We've brought anklets as well.

If not a ring ceremony, let's have an anklet ceremony.

Simple.

Who is it?

Hello? - Hello, inspector.

I wanted to share some information with you.

That's why I keep calling you.

In this city there is a drug dealer called Titu.

His stuff comes to Chandigarh every day.

You should arrest him.

Who are you? - I'm Sunny.

I'll get 20% of its value as reward, right?

Where are you calling from? - From Hotel Kammo.

Tell him your room number as well. - 203.

Stay there. We're coming there to give you your 20%.

Even before get seize the stuff?

Who knows when the stuff will arrive?

We can't make you wait, can we?

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Uncle, the police is coming here to give us the 20%...

...even before they seize the stuff.

Strange. - This is the first time I'm hearing that...

...police is coming to give something.

I've always heard about them taking something.

Anyway, Sunny, no matter how much I abuse you verbally...

...but deep inside I was sure that you can't be unworthy.

You got us into this mess and now you will get us out of it.

Bend down.

Stop it.

Hey, what kind of a method of torturing is this?

They are biting us like black dogs.

You got me into this mess. You did it. You did it.

Please forgive us, Mr. Titu.

Hey.

We unknowingly made a mistake.

We've been tied since morning. Please untie us.

I'm a heart patient.

Brother. Please forgive us, brother.

Someone instigated me against you.

What will we do with the reward, brother?

True. We once won Laxmi Bumper lottery...

...but we didn't even go to collect it.

What have we got to do with Titu Bumper? - Yes.

Brother, I was about to commit suicide.

A girl saved me and said, "What will you gain by dying?"

"Trap Titu, you'll get a reward."

Heard him? Heard him?

He has a very clean heart.

Untie them.

Kiddo, first tell me why did you want to die.

What do we say? - Shut up. Let him speak.

I wanted to die in an accident, take the insurance money...

...of 2 million and send it to my family.

Why? - Because our land...

Shut up. Let him speak.

Am I at a preaching session? He doesn't let me speak.

Speak. You talk first.

All I wanted to say was...

The more you stay away from a wild bull and a bachelor uncle...

...the better. - First hang him upset down. - Get him!

Brother, I'm just suggesting. Why are you getting angry?

We are already very sad.

Our land is mortgaged for 2 million rupees.

We need to release it. - Hey...

What can you do for us if we give you 2 million rupees?

We'll thank you all our lives.

We don't want someone to pray for us for 2 million rupees.

We'll give you 2 million and take your heart. - Take his heart?

What will be left with him if you take his heart?

As if he was about to start a yoga camp.

He was anyway going to die.

But what do you want to do with his heart?

We might fry it and eat it. How does it concern you?

We've to remove his heart and place it in his body.

Why? - You ask too many questions.

Is your wife happy with you?

The ones outside are very happy with me.

I don't know about her.

But she must be happy wherever she is.

Because I'm not married. I had told you.

What? - What?

The more you stay away from a wild bull and a bachelor uncle...

Shut up or I'll shoot you.

Quickly answer in yes or no.

You anyway have to die.

Uncle...

Let me give my heart.

We'll at least be able to save our land.

What are you saying?

I've heard about exchange of hearts a number of times.

But to give a heart and take land?

I'm hearing about it for the first time.

Let it be.

Uncle, with what face will we go back to our village?

Fine. Then I'll give my heart.

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