Jattu Engineer

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And the first award goes to...

J ugaad Chaudhary.

The next award goes to Rondhu.

After that it's Bateri.

Next award goes to Parade.

After that... Khota.

And now, even the sixth award goes to...

...a young man from this village.

Mr. Lallu.

Beat selling photo magazine

of theh year award.

This young man standing

before you is Mr. Lallu.

This picture conveys

the story of a village...

...which is making headlines all

over the world for its development.

Lallu Karein Kawalliya...

Rab Siddhiyan Pave!

That's all the Punjabi I know.

And I want to thank

our Headmaster, Mr. SSS...

...who made us capable of this.

But my gratitude isn't so small,

like these people...

...which will get over in few words.

All of you are repeatedly

taking one name.

SSS!

Who is this SSS?

Well, in order to know who is SSS...

...it will take you

around 2 V:
to 3 hours.

It's your choice.

We' re ready.

Fine.

So, in order to embark on this

journey, which is SSS sir's story...

...you must first open that

photo magazine and take a look.

'This is my village Tatiyakar.'

'Sorry-sorry... Now it's Sunder Nagar.'

'Highly developed.'

'But three years ago,

the image here was something else.'

'This village wasn't

fit for human beings.'

'Yet...shameless people

like us lived here.'

'Anyone could come to this village...'

'...except for the Teacher.'

'And the dangerous

'Kaala-Kaccha Gang'...

'...would stop the teacher

from entering this village.'

Bravo... here's your reward.

'This is Raja Bhaiyya...'

'The school's principal.'

'Well, he was just a namesake peon.'

'Technically, he ruled the school.'

'There was no teacher,

but...the admissions were full.'

'No-no...you got it wrong.'

'The school was filled with cattle...'

'...and, the meats were

filled with children.'

You can keep all of it.

Inflation is on a rise.

And the oil that we

use is also very expensive.

Come on.

Poor guy has been badly beaten up.

'The series of incidents...'

'...of stopping the teacher...

...from entering the village didn't stop.'

'It continued religiously.'

'One would come...then run away.'

'Then the second one would

come...and he would also run away.'

'This way...they hunted

down 99 teachers.'

'Meaning...we were close to a century.'

'Then we received a letter...'

'...informing the arrival

of the 100 teacher.'

Here's your century.

HeadmastermShakti Singh Shishodhiya.

Well, we should

celebrate this 'Century'.

Full on.

What are you saying?

I'll treat all of you to first brew.

Tickle them.

No-no-no.

Come on, tickle them.

Throw water on them.

We can't do anymore.

We won't do anymore.

We can't do anymore.

We can't do anymore.

What won't you do?

We beg you...we won't do it again.

Madam, which way is

the Village-Council office.

It's thaaaatmway!

Greetings.

Which one of you is the village head?

Who are you?

- Headmaster.

Huh...

Hey, imbiciles...

what are you all staring at?

Haven't you ever seen

a headmaster before?

No...no...

No, we haven't.

Okay, so take a look now.

And when you're done staring...

...ask him what he wants.

Take a seat, teacher. Take a seat.

Well, I wanted to

make an announcement.

From tomorrow,

all the children in the village...

...must come to the school to study.

School?

One that...Raja Bhaiyya runs.

Which Raja Bhaiyya?

And you call yourself a headmaster.

You don't know Raja Bhaiyya.

Raja Bhaiyya is very

shameless around this place.

Shameless?

- I mean 'Prashid' (Famous).

I see...famous.

Honestly speaking, he's a peon.

But he's a makeshift guy.

He has spoiled all

the kids of our village.

And he gives him 'sari

fiat' at the end of the year.

Teacher, 'sari fiat' is that thing...

...that one gets when

you pass the class. - I see...

So who would want to go to school?

Who would want to study?

So, why didn't you... - Teacher!

Speak softly. Softly...

If I take injection...

...then, how will I become

the village head again?

Raja Bhaiyya has all the thunder vote.

Thunder vote.

I see...so that's the case.

Hey stupid.

Go and make the announcement...

...exactly like the headmaster said.

Where are they?

I don't see them.

There they are.

People of Tatiyakar.

Tomorrow, everyone must

send their kids to school.

Remember, dress them up nicely.

Announcing over the mike and speaker...

...without any wires or current,

but still, he's yelling aloud.

Don't send them in the

rags like you always do.

Come, teacher.

They are making the announcement.

Until them...let's have an

intro dance (introduction) as well.

Intro dance.

I mean to say... 'Parichay'

(Introduction).

He will teach them.

Remember, send them to school only.

See that the kids don't come out of their homes...

...and go to the meats for a dip instead.

My name is Shakti Singh Shishodiya.

Shakti Singh Shishodiya!

Wow...that's nice.

Guys... intro dance yourselves.

My name is... wait just a minute.

I guess you've understood.

Padru Pant.

- Yes...

My name is Pant... Denchuram.

Wow.

Go on...

My name...is..

Do you have a...

Mogarnath.

- I see...

My name is Pant Sher Singh.

Wow...

And my same is...

Dhartipahad Singh.

I mean...my name is Pahad Singh Kana...

Smartest of all.

And this is my child.

Come, son...

Yeah... this is my child.

Sweety...

Mr. Headman...the dog's

face is on the other side.

What are you doing, son?

- Nothing, just taking a selfie.

What kind of a selfie is this?

It's called a pout.

It's in fashion these days.

What pout.

Take a look at him and you...

There's hardly a

difference between the two.

You two look like brothers.

Cows and buffaloes in the class.

I have five. - Classroom no.

5 has been allotted to you.

Allotted? - Who are you?

And what do you want?

I am the Headmaster,

and I want the entire school.

Sir, when did you arrive?

- Just now.

And what have you done to the school?

- I'll clean it up, sir.

Teacher...what are you doing in school?

One comes to teach in school,

what else?

'L'...T...T... - Stop bleating

like a goat and say something.

That's because he stammers.

By the time he finishes,

the school will get over.

Wait...

I'll take a seat first.

Until you don't finish, I'll sit here.

Teacher...where will you...

teach the kids?

On your head.

You took so long to say this.

I came here to teach, what else?

So I will teach them here, in school.

But teacher,

there's Chamefi, Santa, Rana...

Kato, Bindo, Bantam...

Are they your daughters?

- Not daughters... mother.

Mother cow. - Cows?

We paid him for it...we

didn't illegally barge in here.

This is the limit.

Will we have to keep

our cattle at home now?

Didn't we have enough

garbage at our place already?

Let's go...

- Come on.

So you're the king of this school.

I used tojust sit here, sir.

And these people thought

I am the headmaster here.

I can make that out

from your appearance.

Sir, can I ask you something?

Where will you stay?

- The government quaners, where else.

'Raja...you're in big trouble now.'

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