Jattu Engineer Page #2

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Hey, Raja. Where are you?

Is this the government

quarters or the hen house?

Teacher, I'll clean

this place up in a minute.

Raja bhaiyya,

with sweetmeat in his mouth.

The headmaster hit me.

Headmaster hit me.

Quit!

Please quiet.

What is all this?

What have you all done to yourselves?

Go...and clean yourselves.

No, teacher.

- Shut up.

Go and clean up.

Now tell me your names.

Sir, greadnath.

My name is Khotta Sikka.

- Khotta Sikka?

Khota's my name while

Sikka's my surname.

And your father's name?

Chotta Si kka.

Haldu ramji.

Lallu Ram.

J ugaad Chaudhary.

Bateri.

Oh my, a girl amongst these boys.

I go where these boys go.

We call her 'Pehelwan' (Wrestler).

She might be a girl...

...but she does everything a boy can do.

And you?

- Raja Bhaiyya... Pardon me.

Peon.

Tell me one thing.

Who sent you all here?

This bloody peon, he sent us here.

Sprinkle some water.

Pardon me, teacher...

I will never do such

a thing ever again.

Okay, promise me.

- Okay.

But friends, there's one thing.

We've seen many teachers in life,

but none like him.

He's feeding us milk.

Right...and with turmeric.

Okay-okay...will you

answer my questions? - Yes.

What is the system of this village?

There are garbage

and filth all around.

And I've heard that...

We've inherited this

filth and garbage.

And the fights...

It all began because of the telephone.

And since the mobile arrived...

...things got out of control.

His son keeps calling

my daughter every day.

Your daughter...keeps giving

missed calls to my son every day.

What about that?

Wait...you fools.

Wait...

Since this phone arrived...

everything has been

happening ' right'!

What? What?

I mean everyone's been fighting.

Bravo...

Continue... bravo.

Continue...

Tell me...what do the

villagers do all day?

They do nothing...

Except for making

the riverbed dirtier.

Tell me...

Didn't anyone try to clear

the dirty waterbed in the village?

Yes...they did.

Tarednath did.

I've never seen such lazy protesters.

Wait-wait...

You guys got beaten up really badly.

But...I've taken your revenge.

I threw the first stone...

...and also the last stone.

He threw the stones at them.

Why do you loot and plunder?

- Money, what else?

Stop this charade.

Teacher,

everyone just hits and scolds us.

No one loves us.

Just yesterday, my family beat

me up when my grandma passed away.

Why?

Jugaad, look after your grandma.

I'll go call my brother...

...and then, together we'll

take her to the crematorium.

They don't even let me die in peace.

What do you guys want to be?

Teacher, I want to be a businessman.

He's a bloody thug. Thug.

I want to be famous.

We want to do something Headmaster.

I want to be a farmer.

I'll quietly marry whichever

fool my parents tell me to marry.

I don't know.

Do you want to see

your village reformed?

Yes.

Then first you must reform yourself.

Tomorrow morning, all of you...

...must touch your elder's feet,

and take their blessings.

Teacher, you can sentence

us to life imprisonment.

But we cannot tolerate this.

Touching their feet...

...is like touching a life wire.

Yes.

If you want to reform,

then you must do it.

And yes...from tomorrow,

all the children must come to school.

That's your responsibility.

My friends...in a dilemma!

Bhura darling.

Father, turn around.

Yes...

I want to tell you something.

- Tell me.

Tell me.

You stupid fool...

Do you want to kill me?

Wait, I'll show you.

Stop you bloody.

Just stop.

Bloody drama-queens.

Mother.

You bloody witch, look behind.

Wretch...

Look behind.

Khottay, your...

Your mother saved me.

And your father too.

You're bleeding.

Mother was right...l should've

turned around and looked.

Oh, my...it's terrible.

Khottay's mother saw Taret's

father without any clothes.

Khottay's mother saw Taret's

father without any clothes.

I think they are having an affair.

Listen, come here.

Khottay's mother saw Taret's

father without any clothes.

But they were caught

red-handed philandering.

Oh, no...terrible.

Do you know?

Khottay's mother is having

an affair with Taret's father.

And not just that...

...they were caught

red-handed philandering.

Khottay's mothermbut that's me.

Curse you. . Jake that.

Oh, God...such a punishment

for speaking the truth.

Okay-aka)!-

But teacher, this isn't right.

- Okay...

Poor Khottay's mother got

humiliated all over the village.

And the other women spread rumors...

...that she's having an

affair with Taret's father.

What happened to you?

I've two pieces of evidence, teacher.

One on my phone and

the other on my cheeks.

Okay, you must do it again tomorrow

Khottay, your mother's gone for.

Headmaster, I am not coming

back to school tomorrow

No-no... no

- We won't.

Don't mind.

We'll get thrashed

here...and also back home.

We can't tolerate all that beatings.

It's a no.

Let's go...everyone.

Wait-wait-wait...

Headmaster,

we prefer the police station instead.

Good bye.

I see...l know what to do.

Feeling revolutionary.

30 rupees. 30 rupees.

Come, come...come and get some.

Bananas 40 rupees for a dozen.

Apples, 120 rupees a kilo.

Gogogo...

Eat sir, eat some more.

Eat it... they are from Kashmir.

Take these too.

Here you go, sir.

You've to pay 736 rupees.

So...give me only 730 rupees.

Since you bought all my goods...

...I am sparing you 6 rupees. Okay?

Kalu Pehalwan never pays anyone.

He only takes.

But I've got to pay, sir.

You see, I've two young daughters.

Who will feed them?

And also pay rent to the contractor,

who I work for.

You know what,

send one of your daughter's.

This way...you can pay the contractor...

...and buy food for your other daughter.

Mind your language...sir.

Don't mock my poverty.

You must face the Lord too.

- The Lord, huh...

The Lord...

That settles the scores.

Now...pay me only 600 rupees.

I will pay the contractor.

Is this your father's cart, stupid?

You've been devouring

his fruits, stupid.

Now pay up, stupid.

- I won't.

You won't give me...

I know where's the money.

Will you pay up,

or should I beat you up, stupid?

Take whatever he owes you,

and give the rest back to this stupid.

Forgive me.

Forgive me, brother.

Forgive me. I won't do it again.

Go, buddy, I forgive you stupid.

Amazing...

You're an amazing guy.

Brother, you're an amazing guy.

You really made that

guy bite the dust.

I must admit...

I've become your fan.

Teacher, you're really amazing.

But where are you from?

What is your name?

I am visiting my aunt.

And my name is Sghaint Singh Siddhu.

Stupid...

SSS.

Brother, can I ask you a question?

Where did you learn these moves?

I learned this from my

teachermShakti Singh Shishodhiya.

Huh...Shakti Singh Shishodhiya.

That grouch is our headmaster.

Since the time he got here...

...he's made our life hell.

- Exactly...

He gives us such difficult task.

I've completed all his tasks.

And whenever he gives you a task...

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