Jekyll And Hyde... Together Again

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now gently,gently,ever so gently

we probe the bones and fleshy tissue

searching for the object

pressing the patients nerve

hes been at it for over two hours

what a great doctor

and so cute

aha!and there it is

doctor Jekyll,you"re so bitchin

control yourself nurse

sor-ry!

and now we must quickly

remove the object

restoring the patients motor functions

impressive!

very imressive Dr. Carrew

I'm glad you approve,sir!

Dr Jekyll is the finest surgeon we ever had at our

lady of pain and suffering

Its only fitting that he preform the worlds

first total transplant

on you, the worlds richest man,Hubert Howes

Have I told you how proud we are to be preforming

the operation here at our lady?

several times

you're a... kiss ass aren't you

yes sir!

I like that

Dr Jekyll:
Now by stimulating different

isolated areas of the cortex

we can demonstrate that all normal

function have been restored

arm movement

even finger movement

now we must close the scalp

needle and thread

thimble

he has the steadiest hands

I ever seen

now, are there any question?

does a good physician validate parking?

thats a matter of individual conscience

sir,what new surgical breakthroughs

are you planning?

Actually none....I am giving up surgery

I'm sorry class this is the last

operation i will ever preform

Barbera Plow, I'm a resident specializing

in nuclear medicine

and I can really get behind everything

you're saying and everything..

but,it really just blows my mind you know

to think you'll never be operating again

because you're so mellow and everything

you know

and like,it really like freaks me out

to the max

to think that you're quitting on me

and like couldn't you do one more

operation for us..please

please,please,please

no...no,no,no,no

from now on,I intend to devote every

waking hour to research

research,that i hope will one day unlock

mans brain and release

survival instincts

enabling to make himself well

research that will one day eliminate the

costly,painful,almost inhumane procedure

we now call.. surgery

patient:
owww!

Dr. Jekyll,what do you intend to

replace suergery with?

Drugs

(interns cheering)

Don't worry sir,he'll be leaning

over you friday with a knife

rest assured

if this operation,doesn't come on...

I'll buy this whole block...

I'll blow up this building....

with you tied in you're office...

and I'll dig the corpse out of the rubble

and throw it in an open pit

in front of your whole family

Jekyll

Jekyll

Jekyll

What the hell was that nonsense you

were spouting in there

I wasn't spouting nonsense...

I was spouting the truth

Truth?truth won't buy a used turd

my boy

I don't feel like getting into a physological

discussion,i got work to do.

let me go

No

I'm asking you man to man

let go of my smock

sure I'll let you go so you can preform

the most important operation of your life

on Hubert howes

Hubert Howes?

Ahhh Haaa Haaa!

I thought that would interest you

He has chosen our lady and you to do

the worlds first total transplant

total transplant?

thats right heart,liver,lungs,reproductive organs

and anything else we can dig up

soon as we gather them up

we're gonna stick'em in him

and you're doing the job

I'm sorry,ther was a time when the

challenge would have appealed to me

but right now my research....

Screw your research!

you signed on here as a surgean and

by god thats what you're gonna be

later

look at all that machinery

those gizmos cost money

big money

we got to keep those machines working

to pay for them

they help people

back from the brink of death

and the only way to put'em on

the birnk of death is surgery

you have a strange attitude for a hero

you have a strange attitude for

a man engaged to my daughter!

i own this place,i gotta keep an oven

to pay the rent

I make money,my daughter benefits

you benefit.... its simple

ugly perhaps,but simple

I'm late

you're doing that operation!

No I'm not!

You can tell Hubert Howes to

stick it up his ass

He doesn't have an ass!

thats another thing we're transplanting!

I'm late for my rounds in the

charity ward

Jekyll,I swear I'll stop the marriage

I don't believe you would use your daughter

as a pawn in this sleazy affair

you don't?

maybe he would

how are you feeling today?

terrible doctor

since last night my back has

been a miserable pain

I smell death!

lets have a look,shall we?

you'll feel a brief pain

feel better?

oh yes!

its a miracle!

the pain is gone...

...and so is the smell of death!

you get some rest now

how are we today?

Owww!

Hi, Daniel

Hello sick people!

Good afternoon Ms. Carrew

Good afternoon,Carla

Mary,what are you doing here?

well....

I was suppose to have lunch today

with a certain young, successful,handsome

brilliant surgean,but i guess he forgot

You're seeing another man?

I'm talking about you silly!

Oh,I'm sorry about lunch dear..

..its just that I have alot on my mind

My research,the charity work

the daughter I adopted from

the developing nation...

read that,i have to answer the letter she wrote

dear American fraud

the day will come when you and the

other dogs of imperialism

will be disembowed by the subjegated masses

on your bones will be left to rot

under the sun of revolution...

P.S. thank you for the combs!

How sweet!

Her vocabulary is really improving

Shes a lovely girl...

(patient mumbling)

What did you say?

F***ing blue cross!

Look at this poor, suffering soul

If only I could make his

survival instincts stronger

Thats the key!

Daniel,could you walk me back to my

car before you go back to work?

Of course

Daniel,you got to stop working so hard!

Guess i'm not much of a fiance' am i dear

Its you i'm worried about

I'm sorry dear..I'll try to

be more fun

Its just hard right now

My experiments aren't going great...

you're fathers on me about operating

on some senile old billionaire

My hairs thinning out in the back

Daddy told me you're giving up surgery

Yes

I know what you're thinking Daniel...

You're thinking that if you still don't make

alot of money,I won't marry you

I wasn't thinking that

I was

Uh,Mary!

Sometimes I question your values

Oh,don't

anyway we're gonna be fine darling,because...

I took the notes for your experiment

and i submitted them to the

prize committee

Really?!

Mary!

I know you're gonna win

the prize..500,000 dollars

you know my research is a private thing

you violated my sacred trust for a few dollars

honey,we've gotta eat

Hi kids,all for a nueter?

whats a nueter?

never mind,Daniel

Hi Newt you devil

thats me!

now Daniel,don't work to hard

you need to rest

I'll rest on our honeymoon

not if i can help it

Bye gorgeous

bye,bye!

What a beauty, huh?

yeah,but its a gas guzzler

I'm talking about Mary

thank god they're not all like her

I'd be out of plastic surgery business

Oh,by the way

what do you think of my nose?

I took a little off the top this

morning, just a trim

I ah, did it myself

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