Jekyll And Hyde... Together Again Page #2

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you didn't notice did you?

Hey Jek...

Hey Jekyll

Wait up!

You're looking awful tired

these days old buddy

come to my office I'll do a

quick eye job on you.

people are starting to talk about you

Intercom:
would a proctologist report

to the emergency room

There is an a**hole waiting

I know my theory is correct

man over the centuries...

man over the centuries has tried to

control nature with his intellect

And it is this question which is at

the root of human suffering and illness

If only the animal in man can be released...

and studied....

if mans primal survival instincts

could be tapped

for the good of the organism

as a whole...

So far dear diary my results

have been discouraging

after administering formulas one

through six in test rats..

no perceivable results are

noticed

little guy remains listless and depressed

modified formula 137 administered

must also be deemed a failure

I shall have to begin again

(knock at door)

Just a minute

(knocking again)

Yes?

I'm sorry to bother you Doctor

thats all right

Now who is it?

Doctor,theres a young lady in

emergency...

I can't find Dr.Lucas..

Alright

Alright, whats the problem?

She seems to have a foriegn object

lodged in her....

v-a-g-i-n-a

Uh,lets go

C'mon,lets get this sh*t over with

Wheres the foriegn object?

this is going to be difficult...

we'll need a speculum,syringe..

ten cc's of librium and a

bucket of ice cold water

Goddamn,son of a b*tch!

Syonora

Now..

what are you looking at?

Nothing..absolutely nothing

Oh,sh*t

What

on top of everything else,I got a

hole in my only classy pair of panty hose

Oh god!

I'm sorry about you're panty hose...

Umm.., here!

...I've got some money

Ten dollars is all I've got..

...Take it

Oh sure,you give me ten bucks

and i'm suppose to give you head,right?

Head?whats head?

Oh!No!No head!

My head is fine...I don't need head

Really?

No sex?

No..sex...

Sex is the furthest thing from my

mind right now

So.. if you'll excuse me

I've gotta get back to my cock

My lab..I gotta get back to my lab

Wait!

Whats your name,nice doctor

Jack-kyll

chockter Jangle

chocktor janieil jeckyll

Doctor ..Daniel...Jekyll

Oh,I'm Ivy

You're kinda sweet

Ummm,I work at a club in Chinatown

Madam Woowoo's

Why don't you visit me sometime

Save the whales!

Dr. Jekyll?

Dr. Jekyll!

This mans hands were severed in an accident

You're so lucky,you're getting one

of our finest surgeons

How do you do?

Ohhh...I see

Thanks....

...I'll get my wife to sew it on

Midnight?

I must work

Experimental formula 142...

...No good

Experimental formula 143,botched completely

I'm too tired to continue tonight

Possibility of error due to exhaustion

is uh....

Tommorrow..

I'll start again.... tommorrow

Uh oh

Babe!

Lets...get..down!

Take it!...Take it buddy!

Oh,thank you you very much

Beat it,d*ckhead!

Hey,how am i suppose to get out

Right this way a**hole

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Hiiiii...

Is this seat taken?

Yeah

Excuse me,I said, is this seat taken?

No

Oh...that burns

Hi!

I said hi!

give me some chicken sushi

Chicken sushi?

Aye packaroo!

Now for your listening endurment...

Madam Woowoo's is ashamed to present

Ivy and the shitty rainbows

Oye vey

You guys are all alike

Just because i work in a bar

you think i'm an easy lay

It pisses me off...it really does

Come on, you hoser

You're probably thinking the only

thing i think about is bed

Ok, how do you want it?front to front

back to back,side to side....

Sitting,kneeling,squating,laying,licking..

I want it all ways!

You're the Doctor

What,what do you mean

I'm the doctor?

You get whatever you want

Oh,of course

Sorry I've been under terrible,

terrible stress at work

Oh,what do you do?

I'm a chrysler dealer

Oh ...that nice

You get out from under there little teddy

Ivey has work to do,say good night

....say good night

You're beauty is classy...

...I know class

You,cute too...

whats your name?

Oh come on,you don't have

anything to hide from me

Hide, huh

Nothing to hide

Whats so funny?!

Nothing

Thats my name...

Hyde..,Mr. Hyde

Don't you have a first name?

No!..my parents lacked imagination

I'm Ivy Venus

Pleased to meet ya!

You shake hands weird

You in a fraternity?

Ohhh...no more wire hangers ever

I'm ruined!

How far into the muck of my

beast have I distanted

That far?

Mary

Mary

I'll never do it again,Mary!

No peasents

Yes ma'am

Out!...out!

You can't go in there!

Now posting for your pleasure

our final entrent...

....Ms. Mary Carrew

Ms.Carrew is atop a beautiful

plain gelding called..

A gift from daddy

On court please

Mary!

Daniel

Mary i have to talk to you

What is it dear?

Mary I've been such a fool!

Can you forgive me for

the way I neglected you?

I forgive you darling

I've been such a fool!

Mary!

I love you so much it hurts!

I love you too!

Mary,Mary

Mary, precious,I can't live without you

Lets get married tommorrow!

Oh,of course darling

You made me so happy

I'm on top of the world

you win first place...

congratulations!

You were wonderful darling

Oh...good morning

Who is that?

Jekyll

This won't hurt ,huh?

Not that I give a sh*t

A trifle...a trifle

Is Mr. Howes still alive?

Okay

Mr Howes?

Mr Howes...I brought one

of your organ donors

Which one?

Him,sir

Which organ, you fool

Oh,this donor has signed on

to donate one of his testicals

Which one?

Him,sir

Which testical idiot!

The left one,sir

That correct?

Yeah

I'm right handed

Mr Howe,may I say its an honor

to be able to do this for you

hell I admire you more than

any living...

...Or almost living man

All over some used testicals

Carrew!

The box!

Yes sir,yes sir

Mr Howes wonders why you admire

him so much....

....and you're only donating one testical

Damn man,I'd give my left nut for

capitalism,but not both of'em

Mr Howes will pay you an additional

fifty thousand dollars for the paradise

No way!

He ups his bid to one hundred thousand

for the dangling beauties

Huh-uh

Balls!I need balls!

One million dollars!

Would you consider these sir?

they're barely used

Peanuts!

May i suggest...

I'll take the million

You'll like these

Were do I go doc?

C'mon..I'll take you to the

organ donor center

Carrew!

Get back here

I...yes

My TV camera hasn't picked up

Dr.Jekyll anywhere today

He's ahh resting for the big operation,sir

So he's ready to operate?

Oh,yes

Good..

Good

Otherwise...

Hospital blown up..

... me in it...

...body in a pit..

I know

I know

Uhh... control

That was easy

No problem

How stupid of me

What if this had been

flushed out to sea?

How selfish of me not to think of

the dolphins and the whales and the pelicans

and...there could be damage by this

how terrible...

Terrible

I'll just weigh it first to see how

much I'm actually throwing out

Thats important!

Important scientific data

Official weight...

Alot!

Uh..I'm acting like a two

year old baby!

Why throw it away?

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