Jekyll And Hyde... Together Again Page #3

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I worked hard to come up

with this stuff

I should save it

For future experiments

For future experiments...

thats it,not all of it

Just a little tiny bit

say... all of it

Not that I would take any myself

No... I'll get rid of it!

Who needs it

Not me!

I've got self control

I wonder...

...Whos pictures on a dollar bill?

Oh sure!...George Washington!

Hi George!

Bye George!

Its madness..

I have a wonderful women

who loves me...

A good career,respect of my peers

Oh,what the hell..one line

won't hurt

Ooooh,I shouldn't have done it!

Easy,easy...

You'll be fine

You were very brave donating

both of your testicals

(high pitched voice)Watch it buddy!

Hey buddy,what are you doing

Hey,get the hell out of there

you maniac

Wanna go for a ride?

Cut'em

Hi!

Alright...

Pieces of dueces are wild

Yoooohoooo!

Wheres Ivy?

Oh,...hi!

Pearl Harbor buddy!

Wheres Ivy?

Out

Where?

Why should we tell you?

(All)Shes at the supermarket!

Yeah...smooth

Hey...hey,what are you doing?

Hey...hey let me go!

IVY!

Ivy...

Mom?

(dog barking)

Quit playing with other dogs

My love!

You shop here?

I'm shopping for you!

We'll make the grapes into

wine my pumpkin,princess

Not here ,what do you think

this is...a Kmart?

Lets go back to your

palace my queen

Where we'll find the

fruits of passion

You pay for the groceries

Yes!

I love your hair....

....who does it?

Ten items or less?

(Counting)

Eleven?...sh*t!

Whats the big deal..get in line!

No,no,no,no,no!

Meet me at the other end

Here!

Great van!

I didn't know you

were a surfer!

(mans voice)Thats my feet jack!

Mary!

Mary

Mary

(dogs barking)

(whispering)...Mary

Hey!...theres a man on the ledge

he look like he might fall

Is he white?

Yeah!

Let him!

Mary...

Daniel

Daniel

My bedroom is down here

Whos room is this?

My fathers

Why didn't you come sooner

we had a fabulous piece of veal!

Mary ...I'm an unfeeling cad

Oh....its not that bad

I can make us sandwiches

with the crust cut off

Or do a pie

Mary?

Yes?

Can we go inside?

My bedroom?

Sure!

Oh... Daniel

Mary I need you

You do?

I want my woman now!

Oh ....Daniel

Take off youe clothes

(Gulp!)

(Turns on soft music)

That was beautiful

Daniel

Hmmm?

Didn't we leave something out?

I don't think so

SO!

I did here my daughter being

ravished down here

No...you didn't

Jekyll...you're low

...you,re disgusting...

You come here to my house,to the

flower of my most precious possesion

But sir,I decided to

preform the operation

You have!

F*** your brains out kids!

Jekyll:
A new day!

A new beginning!

And so dear diary..

I'm becoming a surgeon again and

throwing away this damnable potion

Good morning troops!

At ease!

Not that much!

Men...

...We are on the threshold of a

new surgical event...

...today we will preform an operation

of such magnatude...

That I personally will

assist Dr. Jekyll

Thank you..thank you

Of course I could do

the whole thing myself

It ain't like I need the boy..

Quiet!..quit fartin around or else

Wheres Dr. Jekyll?!

Jekyll!

Jekyll!

You're on a**hole!

We got work to do!

Alright... give me the gas

Lets go Jekyll...

...time is critical

Yes,you,re right...

...this is gonna be a

long tough one..

Scalpel!

Um...the sharp thing?

Yes!

Kazongas baby!

Jekyll?

Yes?

Jekyll!

Coming!

Oh my god its happening

without the drug!!

Oh..no..no..no..no

Come on...Jekyll!

What the hell is going on?

Nothing..nothing sir

Are you okay doctor?

I'm fine..I'm fine as wine baby!

Doctor you,re engaged!

Jekyll...whats wrong with your voice

...do you want a sucrets?

No..I'm fine

...I,m totally fine

Whoops!

Jekyll get a grip..

..a mans lifes at stake

Mine!

I'm alright ,sir

Please...let me finish

what I was doing

Before its too late for this patient

Organ tray!

Hurry up...the man is wide open

I don't see an ass on there

Cold cuts!

You folks had lunch yet?

Alright...gather up those organs

we,re finishing without Jekyll

Not with these organs,sir

Ewww,I smell malpractice

You know what to do doctor

I think you'll be very,very

happy with the results...

....Mrs. Simpson

It isn't dangerous,is it Dr.Lanely

No..no..no..no

With the new technique...

Complications are unheard of

No incision is even needed

With this new procedure...

We merely need the precise amount

of collangen behind the soft tissue

For the results we want to achieve

You'll feel a slight pressure..

...And your breasts will grow in a jiffy

Ready?

See its almost fun,isn't it?

Lanely,you gotta help me!

Jekyll...I uh..

Something has gone wrong..

...with my experiments..

..I really f***ed up babe!

Dr.Jekyll,you're not making sense

I can't explain it all right now

All I can tell you is..

Something unexpected and horrible

is happening to me..

I change into another person

...An animal..

And I can't help it!

Mmm...ma...ma...ma..gotta..

Get the antidote..

I just,I just left a man in surgery

You've got to help me

get the drugs..

To counteract this immediately!

Counteract what?

This!

So do I gotta problem...or not?

Ha!..you think thats bad..

I only used to where this at home..

...now its at the office too..

...And as far as I know there's

no antidote for this!

Oh...God!

Oh...Dr Lanely..

A minor problem Mrs Simpson

I can get them back to normal

Oh no...don't you touch a thing

Oh...my!

Bernies gonna love these!

lets go home

I must get some more!

If that little wimp threw it

all away,I'll kill'em

I'll absolutely kill'em

We better get back to the operation

Ah..shut up

(Boing)

Owwww!

Dr Jekyll?

Yes...I am Dr Jekyll

Telegram for you,sir

Telegram...

...thank you!

(Boing)

Owww!

Bad news?

Help me..help us..

I'm a drug crazed beast with

a giant erection..

That won't go away no matter

how many times I do it..

You're a nurse...what

can you give me for it?

I can give you sixty dollars

and my wedding ring

Bus fair!

I need big money for drugs

Congradulations..

You have won the five hundred thousand

dollar prize of medicine..

Award ceremony to be held

in London...

I did it!

This'll buy Ivy!

Operater:
Remember..You can

save time by looking up the number..

You give me the number for

Ivy Venus b*tch or...

I'll crawl through these wires

and eat your tonsils

Alright...alright I'm looking!

Sorry..I'm alittle edgy

Its 555-9843

I could sell my house

Hi..is this godamn thing on?

Oh yeah I anyway I'm at funland

leave a message...Hey stop..sh*t

A very together young lady

Take me with you...

Use me...use me..

...I'm trash!

Hi dollface!

Rape...rape!

Later...if I have time!

Don't touch me,you dirty hippie

Wheres my mace

(makes ambulance sounds)

Ooop,better pull over

its an ambulance

Just one more game!

(Pac-man starts)

Hi..sweetlips!

What are you doing here?

Read this telegram!

What are you doing with this...

you got nothing to do with that guy

I happen to know him

Really!

Uh-huh,Dr Daniel Jekyll..

Real nice guy...he helped

me out of a tight spot once

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