Jennifer’s Body Page #5

[ Chuckles ]

Cool.

♪ Baby, you got a phatty

the type I like to marry ♪

♪ Wantin' to just give you everything

and that's kinda scary ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm lovin'

the way you shake your ass ♪

♪ Bouncin'

Got me tippin' my glass ♪

[ Creaking ]

♪ Normally don't get

caught up too fast ♪

♪ Got a thing for you ♪

♪ I see you windin', grindin' ♪

♪ Up on that floor ♪

♪ I know you see me looking at you ♪

♪ And you already know ♪

♪ I wanna love you

love you ♪

♪ You already know ♪

Oh.

[ Latex Snaps ]

♪ I wanna love you

love you ♪

♪ You already know, girl ♪♪

You made it.

[ Gasps ]

What's going on?

This, uh—

This isn't really your house, is it?

No, baby.

This is our house,

just for you and me.

We can play Mommy and Daddy.

Do you even know my last name?

[ Chuckles ]

Silly.

I've been sending you

signals all year.

Couldn't you tell?

You give me such a wettie.

Put it in.

[ Exhales ]

- [ Squeaking ]

-Jennifer!

What? Are you scared?

I thought boys like you

were really into vermin

and death and sh*t.

[ Zipper Unzipping ]

Here you go.

Nice hardware, ace.

[ Bed Frame Squeaking ]

No way.

Ow! Sh*t!

Ooh! Puncture wound.

God, that's so emo.

[ Bones Snapping ]

[ Screaming ]

I need you frightened.

[ Creaking Continues ]

[ Moaning ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gasping Loudly ]

[ Gasping Continues ]

I need you hopeless.

[ Shrieking ]

Hopeless.

[ Screaming ]

[ Whispers ]

Hopeless.

Hopeless.

[ Gasping ]

- [ Screaming ]

- What? What?

What?

Am I hurting you?

Am I too big?

What?

[ Panting ]

Needy. What's wrong?

Is it something I did?

[ Squeaking ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Stereo ]

♪ Through the trees ♪

[ Screams ]

♪ I will— ♪

[ Sobbing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Panting ]

Mommy? Mommy!

[ Panting Continues ]

[ Sobbing ]

[Jennifer Giggling ]

[ Van Door Slams ]

[ Exhales ]

Hi.

[ Gasps ]

- [ Screaming ]

- God, Needy,

enough with the screaming!

You're such a cliché.

Get out!

But we always share your bed

when we have slumber parties.

I'm not gonna bite you.

Is that

my Evil Dead T-shirt?

[ Moaning ]

What the f*** is happening?

[ Laughing ]

My God, Needy.

I have never heard you

drop the F-bomb before.

I saw you!

I saw— I saw— I saw the—

[ Imitates Stammering ]

Slow down, tardy slip.

You sound like a sped.

I'm gonna

call the police.

Okay.

Why don't you

narc me out?

I have the cops

in my back pocket, Needy.

I'm f***ing a cadet.

Remember?

What do you want from me?

Just want to explain

some things to you.

Besides, best friends

don't keep secrets.

Right?

So, you remember

the night ofthe fire?

I got really messed up.

And those guys

from Low Shoulder-

totally evil.

They're basically,

like, agents of Satan...

with really awesome haircuts.

♪♪ [ Rock Ballad ]

[Jennifer ]

Where- Where are we going?

You don't have to talk

ifyou don't want to.

[ Man ]

♪ All right, dear

Have a nice year ♪

♪ Teach the mean girls ♪

♪ How to be feared ♪

Are you guys rapists?

- ♪♪ [ Continues ]

- Oh, God, I hate girls.

♪ You could be satisfied ♪

Are you even sure

if she's a f***ing virgin, man?

Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin.

I'm a virgin.

I've never even done sex.

I don't know how.

So you guys should find

somebody who does...

know how.

See, Dirk? I told you, man.

You owe me a beer.

- What did they do to you?

-Just let me finish.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

So they drove me out to the falls...

and I kept looking for a way to escape,

but it's really dark out there.

[ Engine Stops ]

[ Screams ]

Where are you going? Huh?

We got a waxing moon tonight,

you guys, just like the ritual says.

Please!

No! Please!

[ Screaming Continues ]

Please!

Do one ofyou guys

have something

to shut her up with?

[ Sobbing, Screaming ]

Great. But get it nice and tight, though,

'cause I don't wanna get f***in' clawed.

[ Groaning, Whimpering ]

I don't know ifwe should

go through with this.

[ Sighs ]

Dirk.

Do you wanna work

at Moose Hoof Coffee forever?

I don't, okay?

Do you wanna be

a big loser, or...

do you wanna be

rich and awesome...

like that guy from Maroon 5?

Maroon 5.

Okay.

That's what I thought.

Go and fetch me

the ritual, brother.

Okay.

[ Mouths Words ]

What the f***?

Thank you.

[ Clears Throat ]

- All right.

- That's it?

Yeah. I found it online.

"We come here tonight

to sacrifice the body of"—

What is your name again?

Tiffany?

My name is Jennifer.

Super.

"We come here tonight

to sacrifice the body of

Jennifer from Devil's Kettle."

Please, please.

Please, please, don't do this.

I'll do anything.

I'll do anything you want.

[ Sighs ]

Do you know how hard it is

to make it as an indie band these days?

There's so many of us,

and we're all so cute...

and it's like,

ifyou don't get on Letterman...

or some retarded soundtrack,

you're screwed, okay?

Satan is our only hope.

We're in league with the beast now,

and we have to make

a really big impression on him.

And to do that, we're going to have

to butcher you and bleed you.

And then Dirk here's

gonna wear your face.

Relax. I'm kidding about the face.

The rest is gonna happen though.

Why don't you just

get a publicist?

We can make T-shirts.

I could be a part

ofyour street scene. Please.

Sorry. No can do.

But you know what?

Maybe we'll write a song about you.

As a fan, that'd be cool, right?

[ Sobbing, Whimpering

Continue ]

[ Clears Throat ]

No! No!

With the deepest malice,

we deliver this virgin

unto thee.

Dude, that is

a hot murder weapon.

It's a bowie knife.

Bowie? Nice.

- Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly!

- No, please, please!

No, please, God!

Wait a second.

I just thought of something.

Jenny, Jenny,

you're the girl for me.

You don't know me,

but you make me so happy.

I tried to call you before,

but I lost my nerve.

[ All Singing ]

♪ I used my imagination ♪

♪ But I was disturbed ♪

♪Jenny, I got your number ♪

♪ I need to make you mine ♪

♪Jenny, don't change your number ♪

- ♪ 867-5309 ♪

- [ Screaming ]

♪ 867-5309 ♪

♪ 867-5309 ♪♪

[ Screaming, Sobbing ]

They killed you.

[ Scoffs ]

I'm still here, aren't I?

They did go all Benihana

on my ass with that knife

and it should have killed me,

but for some reason it didn't.

Maybe it did.

[ Splashes ]

[Jennifer ]

Anyway, I don't really remember

what happened after that.

I just know that I woke up

and I found my way back to you.

I remember.

I couldn't bring myself

to hurt you.

I mean,

I'm a really good friend,

but I was just so hungry.

[ Coughing ]

[ Coughs ]

Ahmet.

You made it out.

[ Coughs ]

Are you lost?

Does your host family

know you're alive?

Does anyone know you're alive?

You come with me.

We're gonna sort

all this out, okay?

And ever since then,

I just knew what I had to do

to be strong.

And when I'm full,

like I am right now,

I'm, like, unkillable.

Like, I can do sh*t

like this. Watch.

[ Gasps ]

It's really cool. Just watch. Look.

It's, like, some X-Men sh*t, right?

What do you mean, when you're full?

What about my mom's Kia?

Why were you covered in blood?

You didn't even look human.

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