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something outside.
It's probably just
the guys horsing around.
There it is again.
Why don't you see if they
want anything to eat?
Yeah, Val, I'm starving.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Mmm.
Told you I was hungry.
Freddy?
Vinnie.
Freddy?
Stop horsing around.
Vinnie?
Freddy?
Vinnie?
Freddy!
Hey, how many dogs
am I supposed to be
making out there?
We don't know yet.
Where the hell
is Valerie?
So, Dina, whose house
is this anyway?
It's Teresa's
Uncle Vito's house.
And who's Uncle Vito?
Vito Rubino.
Teresa's uncle
is Big "V" Rubino?
Isn't he in jail?
but I wouldn't bet
on too many witnesses
testifying against him.
That's it.
I gotta go find
I'll be right back.
Hurry up.
Yo, Freddy, Vinnie!
Teresa's uncle
is Big "V" Rubino.
We gotta get the f***
outta here!
Hey, you d*ckheads
in there?
What the f***?
I'm gonna go and straighten
things up around the pool.
You want a hand?
No, I got it, um...
around here
and see when
everyone would like to eat?
I bet they'll be dying
to eat by now.
Sh*t!
Agh!
Yah! Ohh!
Bunch of pigs.
Ugh.
You guys want
something to eat?
Dina! Dina!
Dina!
Joey and Joanne!
They're dead.
So is Gigi!
I don't know...
I don't know.
They have to still
be in their room.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Wait...
Oh, my God.
Gino!
Dina!
Dina, open the door!
Dina, help me!
Tony!
Aah!
Help me.
Oh, my God,
what's going on?
I don't know--
call 9-1-1.
Uncle Vito?
Uncle Vito, pick up!
Yeah, somebody's
trying to kill us!
Quick, open the door!
Ohh!
Dina, it's stuck!
Oh, my God.
Run!
Oh, my God.
Come on--
come on, get up!
Get up... run!
Let's get out of here!
Oh, my God!
Uhh!
Oh, God.
Oh, holy sh*t.
Oh, God.
Where are the f***ing keys?
Come on!
Come on!
Let us in!
It's locked!
Come on!
Come on.
Ohh!
Sh*t!
Where's the f***ing
light switch?
I don't know.
I got it!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
Come on, come on!
Valerie!
Valerie!
My God!
Where the f*** can we go?
We can't use the cars,
and he'll catch us in the woods.
If we can get to the rowboat,
we can take it
to the middle of the lake,
where he can't reach us.
You know I can't swim!
If I fall in,
I'll drown!
Jesus Christ, Teresa,
he's gonna kill us!
Who are you?
Edgar?
Troy, my name is.
Why?!
It's a Jersey thing.
Dina, look out!
Dina!
Uhh!
Police!
What's wrong?
Tell me what's wrong!
Everybody's dead!
Everybody?
In the house.
All right, stay here.
Backup and the ambulance
are on the way.
Stay right here.
Dennis, come on.
I'm Officer Davis.
Do you need any kind
of medical assistance?
Okay.
Go check inside!
Okay, I need you to tell me
everything that happened.
I need to see Dina!
No, no, no.
You can't go in there.
You need to stay
out here with me.
I'll take care of this one.
Check the rest of the barn
for me.
Okay.
He's got a pulse!
Help me
get the gurney.
Help me!
F***! Oh, f***.
What the f*** happened?
Man, I was nervous.
Gordon to Davis.
Hold on.
Davis, go.
How do I explain this?
I have an 11-71.
Sh*t.
I think you should
get over here right now.
I'm on my way.
Okay...
I need you to stay
in this spot, okay?
I'll be right back.
Plant this in his hands.
We'll just say it was
self-defense, all right?
All right, cool.
Good looking out,
man.
Dex, look at this.
How am I supposed
to say that?
Some weird sh*t
going on here, man.
This can't be the guy.
Wasn't this guy
missing an eye?
Get over here right now.
Take that, motherf***er!
Come back here,
you b*tch!
I'll gut ya like a pig!
I'll turn your insides
into sausage!
Row, row,
row your boat
Nooo!
No!
Please!
Please!
Get over here right now.
Please!
Get over here right now.
Uncle Vito!
Uncle Vito!
He was gonna kill me,
just like he killed Dina
and everyone else.
Everything's
gonna be all right.
How did you get here
so fast?
When Edgar called, we knew
something was wrong.
Edgar?
Last week, two of my guys
went missing down here,
and when you called,
said you were coming down
for the weekend, I asked
Edgar to keep an eye on you.
He left me this message
an hour before you called.
Mr. V., my brother's
lost his f***in'
mind today.
Turned our barn into
a f***in' slaughterhouse.
Give me the phone,
you big idiot.
Troy, no!
Oh, my God.
Promise me I'll never have
to see this place again.
Please.
I promise, Princess.
Never again.
Never again!
It's so beautiful out here,
and I love all this nature,
but don't you miss
your beach house
down by the shore?
What beach house?
After the storm,
there was nothing left.
So I took the insurance money,
and I bought all of this.
No way.
You own all of this?
This must have
cost you a fortune.
A fortune?
The little mobster
who used to own it
was so anxious to sell it,
he practically gave it away.
So I wound up spending
pennies to buy
a fully renovated,
cool-as-balls home with a lake!
Tell me I'm not
the luckiest guy in the world.
That's why I like you,
Ronnie.
'Cause you're smart
and you're classy.
Ohh... life is good.
Oh, my God!
That's a huge gun!
Here, little puppy.
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
Come here, little puppy.
Don't let the cows eat you.
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