Jersey Shore Massacre Page #6

something outside.

It's probably just

the guys horsing around.

There it is again.

Why don't you see if they

want anything to eat?

Yeah, Val, I'm starving.

All right.

I'll be right back.

Mmm.

Told you I was hungry.

Freddy?

Vinnie.

Freddy?

Stop horsing around.

Vinnie?

Freddy?

Vinnie?

Freddy!

Hey, how many dogs

am I supposed to be

making out there?

We don't know yet.

Where the hell

is Valerie?

So, Dina, whose house

is this anyway?

It's Teresa's

Uncle Vito's house.

And who's Uncle Vito?

Vito Rubino.

Teresa's uncle

is Big "V" Rubino?

Isn't he in jail?

He's under house arrest,

but I wouldn't bet

on too many witnesses

testifying against him.

That's it.

I gotta go find

where these meatballs are.

I'll be right back.

Hurry up.

Yo, Freddy, Vinnie!

Teresa's uncle

is Big "V" Rubino.

We gotta get the f***

outta here!

Hey, you d*ckheads

in there?

What the f***?

I'm gonna go and straighten

things up around the pool.

You want a hand?

No, I got it, um...

could you clean things up

around here

and see when

everyone would like to eat?

I bet they'll be dying

to eat by now.

Sh*t!

Agh!

Yah! Ohh!

Bunch of pigs.

Ugh.

You guys want

something to eat?

Dina! Dina!

Dina!

Joey and Joanne!

They're dead.

So is Gigi!

What about Candi and Gino?

I don't know...

I don't know.

They have to still

be in their room.

Oh, my God.

What's going on?

I don't know.

Wait...

Oh, my God.

Gino!

Dina!

Dina, open the door!

Dina, help me!

Tony!

Aah!

Help me.

Oh, my God,

what's going on?

I don't know--

call 9-1-1.

Uncle Vito?

Uncle Vito, pick up!

Yeah, somebody's

trying to kill us!

Quick, open the door!

Ohh!

Dina, it's stuck!

Oh, my God.

Run!

Oh, my God.

Come on--

come on, get up!

Get up... run!

Let's get out of here!

Oh, my God!

Uhh!

Oh, God.

Oh, holy sh*t.

Oh, God.

Where are the f***ing keys?

Come on!

Come on!

Let us in!

It's locked!

Come on!

Come on.

Ohh!

Sh*t!

Where's the f***ing

light switch?

I don't know.

I got it!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Oh, my God, oh, my God,

oh, my God!

Come on, come on!

Valerie!

Valerie!

My God!

Where the f*** can we go?

We can't use the cars,

and he'll catch us in the woods.

If we can get to the rowboat,

we can take it

to the middle of the lake,

where he can't reach us.

You know I can't swim!

If I fall in,

I'll drown!

Jesus Christ, Teresa,

he's gonna kill us!

Who are you?

Edgar?

Troy, my name is.

Why?!

It's a Jersey thing.

Dina, look out!

Dina!

Uhh!

Police!

What's wrong?

Tell me what's wrong!

Everybody's dead!

Everybody?

Is there anybody else?

In the house.

All right, stay here.

Backup and the ambulance

are on the way.

Stay right here.

Dennis, come on.

I'm Officer Davis.

Do you need any kind

of medical assistance?

Okay.

Go check inside!

Okay, I need you to tell me

everything that happened.

I need to see Dina!

No, no, no.

You can't go in there.

You need to stay

out here with me.

I'll take care of this one.

Check the rest of the barn

for me.

Okay.

He's got a pulse!

Help me

get the gurney.

Help me!

F***! Oh, f***.

What the f*** happened?

Man, I was nervous.

Gordon to Davis.

Hold on.

Davis, go.

How do I explain this?

I have an 11-71.

Sh*t.

I think you should

get over here right now.

I'm on my way.

Okay...

I need you to stay

in this spot, okay?

I'll be right back.

Plant this in his hands.

We'll just say it was

self-defense, all right?

All right, cool.

Good looking out,

man.

Dex, look at this.

How am I supposed

to say that?

Some weird sh*t

going on here, man.

This can't be the guy.

Wasn't this guy

missing an eye?

Get over here right now.

Take that, motherf***er!

Come back here,

you b*tch!

I'll gut ya like a pig!

I'll turn your insides

into sausage!

Row, row,

row your boat

Nooo!

No!

Please!

Please!

Get over here right now.

Please!

Get over here right now.

Uncle Vito!

Uncle Vito!

He was gonna kill me,

just like he killed Dina

and everyone else.

Everything's

gonna be all right.

How did you get here

so fast?

When Edgar called, we knew

something was wrong.

Edgar?

Last week, two of my guys

went missing down here,

and when you called,

said you were coming down

for the weekend, I asked

Edgar to keep an eye on you.

He left me this message

an hour before you called.

Mr. V., my brother's

lost his f***in'

mind today.

Turned our barn into

a f***in' slaughterhouse.

Give me the phone,

you big idiot.

Troy, no!

Oh, my God.

Promise me I'll never have

to see this place again.

Please.

I promise, Princess.

Never again.

Never again!

It's so beautiful out here,

and I love all this nature,

but don't you miss

your beach house

down by the shore?

What beach house?

After the storm,

there was nothing left.

So I took the insurance money,

and I bought all of this.

No way.

You own all of this?

This must have

cost you a fortune.

A fortune?

The little mobster

who used to own it

was so anxious to sell it,

he practically gave it away.

So I wound up spending

pennies to buy

a fully renovated,

cool-as-balls home with a lake!

Tell me I'm not

the luckiest guy in the world.

That's why I like you,

Ronnie.

'Cause you're smart

and you're classy.

Ohh... life is good.

Oh, my God!

That's a huge gun!

And it's always fully loaded.

Here, little puppy.

Come out, come out

wherever you are.

Come here, little puppy.

Don't let the cows eat you.

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