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to watch cabaret at Lido..

Where was Anaida in all this?

Coming to that, boss..

First let me get out of the room..

Couldn't have walked out with the

suitcase, they'd have caught me..

..so l stuffed everything

in my pockets..

..wore my clothes on top of

each other and walked out.

l'm Slim Shady, my Mamma's Slim Shady,

please stand up, please stand up..

She was just two feet away..

..she looked at me and said..

Are you alright sir?

l died,

She was being so nice to me and

l was sneaking out of the hotel,

Check air-conditioning..

Any call tell l back evening ok..

Ok.

Keys..

Signature sir,

Excuse me..

Credit Card payment.. non..

Why?

Last bill.. when did you pay?

Just paid before coming.

Credit card company says you haven't

paid your dues for a year.

Liars,

Never go for this card..

l'm really regretting.

Careful with that please..

it's invaluable.

Lottery ticket..

First prize one million pounds..

second prize free trip to Hollywood.

At this moment you're holding

a million bucks in your hand.

Monsieur Thukral, l'm sure you will

win the lottery some day..

..you'll become a millionaire

some day..

..but the bill you'll

settle today. Now,

Anaida Madam..

Now look..

Just by living in France you

don't become French..

..you got lndian blood

in those veins.

Mon pere et mere etre Karachi.

Blood is Pakistani, Monsieur

Thukral, not lndian.

Pakistani,

l was screwed.. she was going to

kill me with 60 years of hatred.

You lndians are amada to fight

but always blame Pakistanis.

Amada means..?

Don't you know what amada means?

Sorry l don't.

lt means ready.. always

ready to fight.

l'm just amada to tell

you my love story.

Am l fighting with you?

Why would you fight with me?

l'm not even Pakistani.

l'm British you know..

Oh you're British.. They what's the

quarrel.. Long live the Queen..

So where was l?

..there was Anaida, in her chair,

and here l was standing beside her..

What are these two going on about?

That l call the cops.

No no no need cops. Just think..

..if this episode hadn't happened..

if we'd met like normal people, the

situation would've been very different.

Together we would've gone

to Eiffel Tower..

..climbed to the

top and screamed..

l love you Rikki, l love you Anaida,

l said watch it,

Ok.. ok.

Tell me what l have to do..

l will do it..

Till the entire bill is

squared, l'm yours..

..even otherwise l'm yours..

Just follow me..

These stay with me.

Can l take off my clothes?

l'll drown in my sweat.. please..

Where's the bathroom?

Solomon..

Rikki..

What a cruel woman this Anaida,

Hey..

..you're talking about my fiance,

Sorry..

After washing how many

plates did she melt?

What is my name?

Rikki Thukral.

Righto,

Ullu ka pattha..

Paththa..

Never mind.. try this..

Harami, (Hindi swear word)

Harami..

Well done, Harami means..

my dear.. Anaida where?

Say it in Hindi..

Why cry?

Madam..

What do you want?

Me? Nothing..

Hanky you want.

Just leave me alone..

Take take..

My best friend also Pakistani..

No.. l have these..

This special hanky..

Makes beautiful face more beautifuler.

See.. tears going..

..smile coming.. more beautifuler.

Merci..

But why cry?

lt's Diana's funeral..

Today?

Where? London?

l so badly wanted to go.

So don't feel sad..

Let's both go to London..

l couldn't get leave.

That's so unfair..

No leave even for such

an important thing..

They really overwork you.

Look, but when you come to London

next stay at my house..

lt's small.. but very nice.

No..

Actually, it's too small for you..

Thukral..

Want to go home?

lf l let you go my boss will fire me.

Believe me, Anaida madam..

Moment you let me go l'll be back

from London in a jiffy with the money.

But if you don't.. l will be screwed.

l will not allow anybody screw you..

One chance, please.

Soon as l landed in London, l went

straight to Diana memorial..

To offer flowers..

You went to offer flowers?

l'd never waste money

on dead people..

l would think so.

Huffy Bhai is a die-hard

Diana lover..

.. even now if you mention her name,

he gets a sigh attack..

My instrument is broken, here l am,

a musician without fame..

My beloved is gone, here l am,

living without shame..

l'm in a mess Huffy Bhai.. - What?

Have to go back to Paris to settle

the hotel bill.. gimme some money.

Have you gone mad?

Have we ever settled anything

that we'll settle a bill?

No..

But this time we will..

please gimme some money.

lf Huffy Bhai says no, then

it's a no. End of story.

Now forget about it dear..

see what l have here..

l've been through hell and you're

showing me this photo.

Not just any photo.. look behind it.

We'll go dancing to Hollywood my

boy.. you won the lottery Rikki,

You won the lottery, Your Hollywood

dream has come true,

We're going to Hollywood my boy,

we're going to Hollywood,

Why are you stumped?

- Lost it.. - Not lost..

it's with Anaida.

- Who's that? - Hotel's manager..

What does she look like?

- Very beautiful.

- Not another word l understood

everything. - Understood what?,

Had to leave the suitcase

and wallet with her..

She wasn't letting me leave..

the ticket's in the wallet.

How many times have l told you,

stay away from women..

..they snatch things that matter.

- Now go back and get

the ticket. - How?

Without the money for the bill..

she'll get me arrested..

Here..

What all you make me do..

Huffy Bhai must you lift

your shirt everywhere..

lf l move l'll lose my place.

Here. And don't tell that

girl you won. Understood?

Now get lost..

l'll get you perfume from Paris.

Yea, l'll have a real perfume

party. Now scram,

l dreamt of going to Hollywood..

..but the lottery ticket was

financed by Huffy Bhai.

My heart was dying to live the

Hollywood dream with Anaida.

But l made my heart understand..

She's Miss World, you're Rikki Thukral

Why would she go with you? Huffy

Bhai is what you get Rikki..

Settle the bill get

the ticket.. simple.

Hullu ke paththa,

What's baldy saying?

He says, can't believe you're back.

l had to.. My lottery

ticket's still with you.

You came for the ticket?

And to settle the bill..

..it's all there.. including

the taxi-fares.

Good..

Solomon..

And my stuff?

Solomon.. his stuff.

Harami why is she so touchy today?

Why angry?

My ticket,

Madam..

What do you want?

That..

What that?

That which is in your hand..

that's mine too.

lt's in my hand.. so it's mine.

Whatchyasaying?

lt was in my purse.. which

l left with you..

- With whose permission

did you go? - Yours..

And if l hadn't let you go?

l'd have rotted away..

or gone to jail.

And that didn't happen.

So?

So this ticket is.. My fee..

Fees?

For saving you.. How

do you say.. My cut.

Au'revoir..

My God, What a creep..

l know..

So then how did you get engaged?

That's another story altogether..

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lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue

Walk right in, wouldn't you?

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