Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #3

Just for one day if not two

What's life without you

Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop,

you waft so cool and fresh

A thread cut kite soaring away,

a sliced cloud caress

Give me all the pieces or

a fragment of your heart

Or else give me back my

Ticket to Hollywood

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood Give it back,

Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop,

you waft so cool and fresh

A thread cut kite soaring away,

a sliced cloud caress

Two inches off the ground you

walk, stepping on thin air

Leave a hint, a footprint,

and l'll stop and stare

At the corner of that sidewalk,

that's closest to your lair

Say the word and l'll wait

my life right there

No, no monsieur, no, no,

lt ain't that simple now

Go get lost somehow

This is all you'll ever get,

not a Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood Give it back,

Gimme gimme gimme, gimme my ticket

Gimme gimme, gimme my ticket

No no no no no no no,

monsieur no no

No no no no, monsieur no no

My Ticket to Hollywood

No Ticket to Hollywood

My Ticket to Hollywood

No Ticket to Hollywood

lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue

Walk right in, wouldn't you?

Just for one day if not two

What's life without you..

lt's stubborn as a mule

So heartless it's uncool

When this heart gets set on something

it gets set in stone

You're the queen of France

l'm just a whistler in a trance

Trust me baby where l come from

that's not how it's done

No no monsieur, no no,

it ain't that simple now

Go get lost somehow

Or else give me back,

my Ticket to hollywood.

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood,

Ticket to Hollywood

Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood Give it back,

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood Give it back,

Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop,

you waft so cool and fresh

A thread cut kite soaring away,

a sliced cloud caress

Give it back..

Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket

to Hollywood, Ticket to..

Okay enough.. it's not funny anymore.

You want to go don't you?

You go then..

Hollywood would suit you best..

Huffy Bhai and l wouldn't

fit in all that glamour..

We got some kicks while waiting

for the results..

..that's enough for us..

You'll take pictures won't you..

..remember to send me..

l'll see Hollywood through your eyes.

Take.. take..

To hell with your ticket..

Why did you make me run then?

l want Thukral not the ticket..

l was waiting..

Thukral will come..

l will hug him..

..he will kiss me..

How many Thukrals do you know?

Only one stupid, idiot, moron, Thukral

..who came back for his lottery

ticket, not for me.

Whatchyasaying?

Just go to hell..

Don't be angry.. please..

Thukral actually came back for you..

..all the time dreaming of

going to Hollywood with you.

Then why didn't he ask me?

You're Miss World..

..and he's Rikki Thukral..

..even if he touched you,

you'd get spoiled..

Didn't get spoiled using his hanky..

..in fact, became more beautifuler..

There'll only be one

bed for two people.

We can adjust..

..it's only for seven days..

Seven days that's it?,

Thukral was thinking of adjusting

his entire life with you.

Full life adjust.

Ok..

Whatchyasaying?,

l'm saying l love Thukral, you idiot.

l love you Anaida,

You sacrificed the ticket on her?,

The moment she said my cut..

..that was the turning

point of my innings..

That's when l made up my mind,

she was just my type..

Ticket was no big deal, l'd

have sacrificed my life.

Must admit..

What?

You're a die-hard romantic.

Whatchyasaying?

Moment ago you couldn't even share

the table with me and now..

And now what?

Now..

..your turn.. tell me..

..how did you meet your fiance?

Now don't be an aunty ji.

Oh l get it.. arranged is it?

Boy from Birmingham.. five figure

salary, good moral character..

- Hobbies cricket and.. - Rubbish..

So it's not arranged?

Superman brought us together.

He sells comic books?

Have you been to Madame Tussaud's,

the wax museum?

Of course l've been..

..they have several

models of our guys..

Gandhi ji, Nehru ji, lndira

ji, Ash ji, Amit ji..

..our good ol' Bachchan..

..very few of your Pakistanis..

Anyway.. so you went to Tussaud's ..

.. with my cousin Humera..

There was a Superhero Special

at Madame Tussaud's..

Batman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Superman..

..giant sized models everywhere..

Humera, my cousin was jumping from

one to the other screaming..

.. Aapi take a picture of this..

.. Aapi take a picture of that..

Watch out,

lf the fake Superman had fallen

on me, it'd have squashed me..

But the real Superman saved my life..

l was dying to kiss him

and say l love you..

So.. you kissed him?

Didn't even say l love you.

l took an oath when l

was six years old..

Dear God l will never fall in love with

a dark-skinned Pakistani or lndian..

Please find a nice white-skin British

man just like yourself to marry me.

Amen

- Hello. - Hi..

Sorry, l'm on the phone

Yeah this is Steve..

Bollocks, l've already said

l don't want his case..

Don't ever call me again..

Your name's Steve?

Yeah..

But you're..

Mum British..

Dad Punjabi..

Ouch, My foot.. God it hurts.

Left or right?

Both..

You were badly hurt?

No silly.. l pretended

so he would stay.

Way to go boss, l'd

have done the same.

..but what about the oath?

He is half Brit isn't he..

..so l compromised.

Must admit..

Drink something

l'll have .. Pepsi,

No not Pepsi, Seven Up..

Actually Tango..

..and chips, cookies

and that chocolate..

l was praying that a

miracle would happen.

..and Humera would vanish forever..

..and not ruin the foot massage.

Those fingers were just magical

Fingers so delicate, arms so strong..

..he carried me all the

way to my bedroom..

He was forcing Michelle to dance ..

Michelle?

Yeah.. that's her name..

Michelle didn't want to dance..

..but he insisted..

l stopped him ..

He hit you so hard?

Just a scratch.

He's still going through

plastic surgery..

So then you and Michelle .. Got

married or still dating?

She wasn't the one.

O ..

Your parents are amazing ..

He barged into your bedroom

and they didn't even mind.

Why would they .. he saved

their daughter ..

Papa-Mama had found

their son-in-law..

Son-in-law,

You met the thug an hour ago.. and

you're already planning marriage..

Thug,

With a foot-long scar on his face..

has to be a thug,

Forget it l'm not telling

you the rest of the story.

Ok sorry..

You get stuck in these small details.

The flavour is all in

the small details ..

How did he look..

What did he say..

How did he touch..

Where did he touch..

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