Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #4

Ok so who touched what where?

Good night.

Don't let Superman bite.

Good night.

Sh*t, Phone number,

Steve..

Steve,

Hey Steve.. give me your

number.. please,

Where would l have found him ..

There are thousands of

Steves in London ..

Next day was like hell ..

..but when l came back from

work next evening ..

..then..

l'll get it,

Hello?

Hi ..

Thanks for the flowers

and the chocolates..

Can you walk alright ..?

Just about ..

Then you need another

round of massage.

My car's waiting for you.. Bye..

Bye,

Find it funny.. l was in such pain..

You lied..

lf you lie ..

..it always catches up with you.

Lie, go ahead and lie..

..but make sure it's palatable..

..Huffy Bhai says.

So then you limped all

the way to meet him.

l hopped, skipped and

jumped to his office..

..but as l entered the edifice..

l was psyched..

lt's not that l have holes

in my pockets..

..but this guy was bigger

than Prince Charles..

A snap of his fingers..

..and all the Bond Street beauties

would line up at his door..

For a moment l was scared..

..then l thought,

let's deal with it.

Hi Al ..

Al?

How do you know..?

Friends call you Al..

Mama-Papa call you Allo ..

Allo's cute ..

Please, Sounds like the

name of a fat cat.

..Work at the House

of Fraser ..Manager.

Visit the church every

morning before office.

A five minute prayer. Five minutes.

No more, no less.

This guy's a police officer

or a gangster?

Are you a gangster or

a police officer..

l haven't committed a crime?

Yes you have..

..You made me fall in love with you.

What do you do in such a huge office?

Lemme guess ..

..blackmailing.

Pretty close.

We're lawyers. Singh and

Smith and Company..

You're Steve Singh of 'Singh

and Smith'?, Wow,

You're so .. so ..

Horrible?

And young too..

Now explain the pictures..

You're not going to decorate

your house with them are you?

Not a bad idea..

Steve,

Okay look ..

This company has a board of directors

..are you with me?

Good ..

..now the board has decided ..

..that l should propose to you ..

Propose?,

How does the board know about us?

The board knows everything ..

Ok.

l don't care on whose

behest you propose..

..go ahead propose. l'm ready,

The proposal is that you

sue Madame Tussaud's..

..for the Superman accident..

..and appoint me your lawyer..

But don't accept this proposal..

l've done my duty.

l'll tell the Board of Directors..

..that you've refused.

But why don't you want me

to sue Madame Tussaud's?

lf l wasn't in love with

you, l'd love you to.

Within seconds l would've gotten

you to sign the papers ..

Within days.. l would've

used you as a client..

lf, l wasn't in love with you..

How much money?

About a million ..

Million pound,

Wow, Million pounds?

Champagne or juice?

Ok..

Champagne okay or juice okay?

l accept your offer.. ok.

Al ..

Can l call you Al?

Hmm ..

Al .. you don't have to

get involved in this.

But l want to get involved.

You've done so much for me ..

..the least l can do is help you.

Al ..

..you're such a simple girl..

Who says l'm simple?

Come let's fix the deal ..

..if we win you take your

commission from the compensation.

..but if we lose, it's your loss.

Smart girl,

Steve said the same thing.

Smart girl.

Okay .. deal.

- To Superman, - To Superman,

This isn't the right time.

Why?

lt's eight thirty..

too early for you?

Ms. Khan ..

l'm your lawyer ..

you're my client ..

..our relationship should stay

professional till we win the case..

Till then ..

Let's stay away.

Too much..

lsn't it.

Really too much. Really.

How did he stop himself

at the last moment?

Not everybody can do that ..

you need to have balls.

This is called self control.

This is called.. class.

Just look at her.. my client.

Does she want riches?

No.

Does she want revenge? No my lord.

She wants your compassion,

your sympathy..

..and my love..

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Hey, Stay away from

the Kiss of Love..

O they kill me, those tangy eyes

Kiss of love, kiss of love

Falling stars fill up my skies

Kiss of love, kiss of love

O they kill me, those tangy eyes

Kiss of love, kiss of love

Falling stars fill up my skies

Kiss of love, kiss of love

O when l steal a peek into your eyes

You rob me of a breath

O when l steal a peek into your eyes

You rob me of a breath

O shut them tight O shut those eyes

They're raiders running red

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

O the helpless trappings

Of this brazen heart

A night seems like eternity

When it's spent apart

Your love has made me many things

A weaver, too, of dreams

l lie awake a thousand years

Sleep a thousand it seems

When you drop your bashful gaze

The stars come tumbling down

O shut them tight O shut those eyes

They're raiders running red

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

The English court of Law decides

the case in favour of Ms. Khan.

To you, my plea

Do your duty

Touch my pulse

And set me free

Don't turn back for

a peek at the world

You might trip and tumble down

With a foot thump swing

in dance and a twirl

This moment will come around

When you drop your bashful gaze

The stars come tumbling down

O shut them tight O shut those eyes

They're raiders running red

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Stay away, stay away, stay

away from the kiss of love

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Stay away, stay away, stay

away from the kiss of love

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay

away from the kiss of love

Hey, Stay away from the kiss of love

So you two ..

Got engaged.

No l mean you and he .. you know ..

..you had sex?

We made love.

Good good .. nice..

But your hero.. he's kind of filmi..

Much better than you.

lsn't stingy in buying flowers

for his girlfriend.

He's much stingier than me..

..if he's such a millionaire why

isn't he coming by air to meet you?

..why is he coming by train?

Because of work..

..there's a case involving

British Railways..

..which he's investigating

on the train..

Great now he's going to

screw the railways..

What?

Ok fine he's not stingy ..

..but he's still a lawyer ..

..you be careful.

How'd you know? You

haven't even met him?

As if meeting him is going

to change anything ..

lt'll change your opinion of him.

Fine, so we'll meet.. Just

a matter of another hour.

Oh blimey,

Get going buddy. The train

must have arrived..

You took so long to tell the story.

Because you kept interrupting.

Let's not fight now.

Ok.

You carry on.. l'll just

buy some doughnuts.

Doughnuts?,

For Anaida.. she must be hungry.

That's very sweet.

l got class.

Bye.

Bye ..

When did this train get here?

Half an hour ago ..

But wasn't it an hour late?

Late?, Left Manchester on time..

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