Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #5

Manchester?, What happened

to the Birmingham train?

O blimey, Another hour late,

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Another hour late,

Damn,

Blimey,

Coffee?

Only coffee.

l'll have a doughnut with my coffee.

No, l don't mean that ..

..only coffee, nothing else ..

..you know.

l know l know .. l love Anaida.

So? l love Steve.

Steve seems the cuppa tea type..

No cuppa tea, only coffee..

Our eyes they fly like kites up high

The threads of our gazes collide

Drink the dew, that heady brew

'n jus' sway baby sway

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this way

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this way

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this way

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this way

Disgusting.

She's nice.. why disgusting?

Not her. You're disgusting.

You're worse than my neighbour.

What does he do?

Lives in the house right

opposite mine.

Whenever l'm in my room he spies

on me through his telescope.

You must be doing something

to tempt him.

Me?

Aho, Aho, Aho,

l don't do anything..

C'mon game.

l'm not playing.

First you'll do one thing that you've

never done but l've done,

Then l'll do one thing that l've

never done but you've done.

l've done everything..

Your turn first.. follow me.

l'm not going anywhere.. we play

right here, in front of everybody.

l'm not that kinda guy..

l got class man..

lf l wanted to kiss

you l'd have asked.

This is the limit.

You.. just forget it.

Just sip the coffee and

read the newspaper..

Sorry.

Go up on that escalator.

But it's coming down.

So? You've never climbed up an

escalator that's coming down?

l have. Many times.

Off you go. This is the game.

This is crazy.

l don't bother for it..

Hold this.

Get started..

You gone crazy.

Mind your own business.

This escalator's coming down.

Oh really l didn't know.

You'll hurt yourself.

Keep quite,

ldiot,

Moron,

Not bad.

Ok.

Ok my turn next.

Rikki eveready..

Have you ever gotten a tattoo done?

No.

Have you?

Liar.. show.

Can't.. it's here..

l'm not doing anything

till l see it myself.

God you're impossible. Hold this..

Higher..

Here.

Happy.. ?

But what is it?

Butterfly.

Oh.

Show again.

You wish, C'mon,

Bring it on big mamma.. kill me..

Boom Shankar,

Just imagine..

..if you and l were not engaged..

..and Anaida and Steve had bumped

into each other on the train..

Now just suppose..

..if Steve-Anaida had met..

had coffee together..

..chatted up..

..you think they would've hit it off?

Fallen in love?

Then Steve would've

been Anaida's Rikki..

..and Anaida would've

been Steve's Alvira.

Then what would've happened

to Rikki and Alvira?

You flirting?

What do you mean by Rikki and Alvira?

Why don't you just say you and l..

Right ok..

..if we had met, just like that..

l mean..

..if Steve and Anaida were

out of the picture..

Then what would've happened?

Say..

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Pluck threads of light from

the weave of the moon

And knit yourself a veil

Pluck threads of light from

the weave of the moon

And knit yourself a veil

lf l'm shy l'll face

your warm embrace

Entwine your breath in mine

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke

halke Hold me halke

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke

halke Hold me halke

Here's the Taj Mahal.

A red stone Taj?

lt is the Taj. Someone's

painted it red.

Tell me this monument's

name, or l'll leave.

King Humayun's Tomb.

Didn't have the money to take you

to Agra and show you the real Taj.

Sorry.

From today Humayun's Tomb

is the Taj for me..

As beautiful as our love..

Come exchange your sleep for mine

Give me a dream, take one from me

There's one dream trapped

inside these eyes

One beneath a pillow moon

Let's put to bed this sleepless sky

Come join me in a lullabye

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke

halke Hold me halke

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke

halke Hold me halke

One should cover their head before

entering a Gurdwara (Sikh temple)

Even in the Dargah.

Must cleanse your body before

offering prayers to the Gurdwara..

Same at the Dargah.

What l get from my Guru, will

l get from your shrine?

They both house the love divine..

My devotion is your devotion..

Your love is my love..

lt took us an endless age to say

Two words, one eternal thought

That one day seemed a hundred years

Another hundred the night forgot

How would it be if soft,

slow, silent

Eternity were in a moment caught

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke halke

Taj,

No, Humayun's Tomb.

As beautiful as our love.

No profit, no loss,

no virtue, no sin..

Love infinite love..

Marry me.

Then every year we'll celebrate

our wedding anniversary..

..right here at Taj.

Every year Taj?

Promise.

l accept.

Pluck threads of light from

the weave of the moon

And knit yourself a veil

lf l'm shy l'll face

Your warm embrace

Entwine your breath in mine

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke halke

Hold me halke

Hold me halke halke

Hold me halke halke

Your lips so halke halke

Hold me halke

So..

What would've happened

between us..

..if Steve and Anaida

weren't in the picture?

What would've happened?

Would've been war.

Right..

.. war.

Nothing else could've happened.

No chance at all..

The train coming in from Birmingham

has arrived on Platform number 3.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Train's come too soon.

Soon?

Late by two hours..

Late it is but still

too soon isn't it?

Sorry?

You go get your doughnuts.

Bye.

Hey wait,

You don't have my number?

Why should l?

May come handy..

Flirting again.. ?

Marketing..

Ok..

My number's 7902653241 .

ln case you ever need a lawyer..

Why would l want to sue anyone?

Keep it.. may come handy.

Bye.

Hey Jajjan, cuppa tea here.

Yeah.. am on my way.

Yeah

..where are you? Been waiting

for the last two hours..

At the station, couldn't wait at the

platform for two hours could l?

Now why would l lie..

Have l ever lied to you?

Ok. l'm coming..

Relax my dear.. l am here..

Coming to meet you Huffy Bhai,

Where are you man?

What do you mean?

You're following Karachi time,

we're in England,

Salawalekum Phupho (Aunty) Hi Humera,

How was the trip?

- How are you? - Smashing.

Give me.. l'll take that.

- Meet these guys..

Let's go.. - Ok.. come along.

Hang on, let's have tea first..

Not here.

Five minutes wont bring calamity.

lt will.. big calamity..

Ok..

Hey boys, we gotta go now..

Tea..

Tea?

Tea..

Let them guzzle tea..

we'll get going..

This is going to kill our

reputation in the market.

Boys, Partner has got

news cops have raided the station..

..they're hunting out

illegals, let's go,

You guys can travel alone from

Birmingham to London..

.. but not from the station to home?

l'm not coming to receive

you next time?

Shahriyar Bhai's coming tomorrow

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