Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #6

from Birmingham..

..You two are getting married.

What?,

Now don't start

jumping with excitement..

..you're not getting

married tomorrow..

Take this.

l can't Aapi.. l'm tired.

Hold it or l'll sock you,

Hello Neil where are you?

lt's a crisis, come

over to my place now,

l'm in love,

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O this love's a repeat offender,

it errs every time Rabba..

Though l try to save

it from its grave..

..it surrenders

to its crime Rabba..

lf someone finds a way in,

if someone gets you swayin'

Again and again and again, don't fling

a dart at my heart with your eyes

..don't fling a dart at

my heart with your eyes

Our eyes they fly like kites up high

The threads of our gazes collide

Drink the dew, that heady brew

'n jus' sway baby sway

Sway this way this sway this

way Sway this way this way

Sway this way this sway this

way Sway this way this way

Huffy Bhai..

l'm in love.

She's an amazing girl.

That's why she's already engaged?

Tell me what should l do?

Show me the way.

Rikki darling, you..

lt squeaks.

We'll oil it.

lf it still squeaks?

We'll oil it some more.

lf it still squeaks..

Then we'll pour the oil on

you and set you on fire,

- Rikki relax.. - What

do the hell Huffy Bhai,

They'll pay 300 month for rent and

expect Buckingham Palace..

Look you've seen the

place now leave..

That's how much we show..

We'll call if we want

to rent it out..

Yes yes, we'll call..

Where've these bums landed from?

Bhatinda.

Whatchyasaying? Not from my Bhatinda.

Relax darling.. just relax..

How can l relax.. Some other

woman has trapped him.

Even if she hadn't trapped him,

what could you've done?

For him you're already engaged.

You're amazing innit..

Even if you were actually engaged,

you should've kept mum.

Looked kinda dodgy at first.

So to avoid him l cooked up the lie.

She wasn't even willing

to share the table..

..only when l told her l'm

engaged did she melt..

What a story l cooked up Huffy

Bhai.. now even you're famous..

That's my boy,

- But isn't he a brownie?

- And a smart aleck too..

But he's so romantic so romantic..

Slow down darling dead-end ahead.

How was l to know after

spending two hours together..

l'd want to spend my

whole life with her..

Ah well said darling well said..

There wouldn't have been this

mess if l'd met her earlier..

Well said my boy.. well said..

Huffy Bhai..

Yes darling..

Why didn't l meet her first?

Ask her next time, if you meet her..

And listen, take it forward

only if he calls.

Sorry..

l'm breaking that 'dark

skinned' oath today.

You understand don't you.

Actually he isn't even so dark,

He's more on the wheatish side..

Anyway you know it all..

Help me. Please.

Amen.

She'll go crazy about me..

..she'll spend the rest

of her life with me

First she cut your call..

..and now she's turned it off.

l'm getting a call from Punjab..

l've called Punjab your

job will be done..

My man is in Punjab he'll..

Damn it l'm in Punjab right now,

we'll talk when l'm back..

Come on my boy don't cry..

..we'll get you another toy.

l will get that one..

..just watch.

Really?,

l'm going to get fired

because of you..

Get me a job at your showroom..

..and l'll listen to your

love-story whenever you want..

Rikki called,

No, What did he say?

l didn't get to talk to him.. Forgot

to turn on the phone after church..

ldiot,.. Call now.

Don't let this tangle ruin our

business.. go on take the call..

l'm in New York right now,

call in two days.

Rikki Thukral this is Alvira Khan.

Attitude, Remember she cut you off..

Alvira who?

Alvira who,

He said Alvira who,

You hang up.. right now,

Right.

Hello..

Oh Alvira Khan..

You know how l keep getting

unwanted calls..

Got connected to you by mistake..

l'd scribbled another number

right next to yours..

l just got mixed up.

No mixture here madam..

..you just took my

name Rikki Thukral?

Actually.. Steve wants to meet you.

Steve?

Yeah, he's dying to meet you..

Look we just had coffee together..

..that too not in secret.. out

in the open..

What're you saying? Steve's

not like that..

He just wants to meet you..

just like that.

O like that?

Like that.. it's ok..

Yeah like that.

With you and your fiance..

What did you say her name is?

Anaida..

He's sitting right here..

He?

l mean she..

When l'm gushing with

love l call her he.

We're hogging Chinese.

Good.. enjoy your lunch then..

And do tell Steve

l'm kinda busy today..

..let's program it for

some other day.

lt's alright.. Now that Anaida's

back you must be stuck.

Not really..

l mean Steve's a buddy after all..

..would've surely taken

off time to meet him..

..but tonight Anaida and l are going

to Jharokha for a dance competition.

Anyway, the two of us are going

out for dinner this evening..

You know.. candle-lights,

soft music, and all that.

O all that..

We're the hard music types

That's my boy,

What a fab dancer Anaida is..

Really.

Actually Steve's been after

me to go to Jharokha..

He's very curious about what the

Southall crowd does there?

We blow up bombs.

Sorry?,

What do you expect people to do

in a discotheque? They dance.

So then we'll drop by after dinner..

..to see you guys dance.

So you're coming tonight?

Maybe..

lt's all set up..

She's meeting me tonight

at Jharokha..

ldiot not with you alone..

with Anaida too.

Now don't you worry..

call her in the evening..

..and make some excuse..

now have some kebabs.

Lateef, half plate kebabs here..

lt's coming..

Huffy Bhai..

My heart's amada (ready)

to meet her..

Showing of your Urdu today,

Ok you go meet her and we'll cook

up some excuse for Anaida..

Just say her mum died.

Died.

Sure.

Anaida's mum's died and l've come to

the dance competition to meet you..

..now will you dance with me Alvira?

Give me break Huffy Bhai,

When you were cooking

up this fantastic story..

should have created Anaida

with someone real in mind.

Then in a crisis like this, we

could've used her as Anaida.

That's exactly what l did..

..but she won't agree

to go as Anaida.

Who is it?.. Tell me

l'll talk to her.

No, you'll clobber me.

l won't.. go on.

Laila..

Laila?

Our Laila?,

She's quite a looker.

So why do you stay away from her?

Paying for sex is not nice..

Here call her.

Oh no dear.. it's best

if you talk to her.

Hey Lateef is a half-plate

going to take a full hour?

Are you butchering a goat?

Take it easy Huffy Bhai..

Speed it up here.. Are

you butchering a goat,?

lt'll all get set.

..and give my regards to Laila..

What's this

Steve-is-dying-to-meet-you rubbish?

He said Alvira who, how

could l have said..

l'm dying to meet

you after that.

And you shouldn't.. he'll

be there with his fiance.

At least once l have to see that

dodgy Anaida, who's trapped my Rikki.

Your Rikki, Have you lost it?

Yes..

The go. But you're not going to park

yourself at Jharokha are you?

Right now l have to go to your

showroom.. to convince Steve.

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