Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #7

Steve.. in my showroom?,

Yes.. c'mon now.

- Satvinder sweets l've been

waiting.. - My turn Satvi..

My eyes still hurt Satvi..

- Get your hands off him..

- You try removing them..

- Don't look at these two, l'm here

for you.. - Bring it on..

- Watch me, - Alright b*tch,

Ladies please,

Mum always says.. good

girls don't fight.

O.. so you too are crazy

about Satvinder?

No way, Because you keep going on

about Satvinder twenty-four-seven..

..his face got stuck in my head.

You're so lucky..

O Satvinder..

Steve..

He's my Sattu ok,

Satvinder, look something's

wrong with my glasses again.

Where are they?

Oh silly me.. l looked here

and l looked there..

..and they've been hanging in

the middle all this while.

Please taste them properly..

My Mum always says..

lf you take care of your glasses

your glasses will take care of you..

l've cleaned them.. They're fine.

My mum always says.. you got to put

things back where they belong.

That's amazing innit.. My Mum

says exactly the same thing..

There you go.. Putting it back for

your Mum's sake. Have a nice day.

Sattu,

What do you want?

Nothing.. She needs.. help.

How can l help you?

So that's all l need you

to do.. Simple, innit.

You mean there is no problem

with your eyes?

But this is an even bigger

problem.. help me.

Telling lies is bad.. lf Mum gets

to know she'll be very mad..

Then we won't tell Mum.

Mum gets to know everything.

ls she your Mum or ClA?

ClA. Your eyes are fine..

there is no problem.

There is there is.. very big problem.

Thanks for coming, have a nice day.

Okay.. l must say.. you're

a very brave boy..

ln this day and age only brave

kids do as their Mum says.

l'm no kid.. You can't fool me.

Ouch my foot,

Left or right?

Both.. God it hurts..,

Anybody out there.. this

man is carrying me away.

Don't worry.. l'll take you home

He's going to take me home..

Help , Lemme go.

How will l take you

to the taxi then..

O he's going to rape me in the taxi..

lt's a rape situation.. put

me down you molester,

You.. are.. so.. bad.

l'm pressing charges

against this man..

No no, wait..

Neil, hand this tape

to your Manager..

Hear me out..

Let's hear..

l..

l hate you,

Neil..

Ok fine.. l'll help..

But l still hate you.

So sweet Sattu,

Steve..

Steve..

Ronnie you a**hole, l

want my breakfast now,

Breakfast at this time?,

Are you my pimp that you'll keep

tabs on my meal timings?

l just..

..just not..

..just for you..

lt's a screwy job man..

l know and l will pay..

You bet your ass you will..

but double..

Done. l'll pay double.

So the deal's fixed.

You'll just need to make

a few alterations.

do l look like a tailor?

Can you please cut down

on the swearing.

Why?

Anaida doesn't.

Screw her.. Who's this

b*tch Anaida anyway?

You..

Anaida..

lf l go l'll go as Satvinder

otherwise l'll..

Neil,

.. go by any other name.

What's in a name anyway?

So what is your name?

Superman..

Took ages to get it on.. stop

fingering it, it'll come off.

O Mum.. What a mess l've

gotten myself into..

Stop biting your nails.

l hate you..

Good..

Where are you Mum?

Whatchyasaying? Limousine,

lf we're competing with Superman..

we have to match his car, right?

Don't mind but we'll

come back by tube..

Come..

Gently please.

You .. we're paying you innit?

Just shut up and drive.

Now why are you shitting bricks?

Because you just don't stop swearing.

And can you speak Hindi

in English style?

But isn't your Anaida French?

English style will do..

Non non non.. Mon Chere,

Mon amoure, Sui Passe..

You've lived in Paris?

Darling in our profession, we

don't go to Paris or Tokyo..

Paris and Tokyo come to us..

Why French, l can be from anywhere

in the world.. Japanese?

No no, for now French will do..

..just the swearing..

..cut down a bit..

Satsri kal (Greetings) to all the

Pajis and Auntyjis,

Welcome to Jharokha,

Let's see if you can shake those

bloody legs a little faster..

..for Mr. & Ms Southall,

Aren't you Tejinder's son?

Even your father breaks into queues

like this.. buzz off,

Oh you're so cute..

Here's your number.. stick

it on your back..

Seventy seven.. My lucky number,

God.. what a cheesy crowd..

Looks like all my Mum's friends

have landed up here.

Don't worry, no one will recognize

you.. You look very.. different..

Pinky aunty,

Behave yourself.. Or

should l call Neil?

O.. how l hate you.

Shabbo,,

Aadab..(Hello)

A warm aadab from Shabnam

to one and all.

Shabnam ji.. there's no sound..

There's no sound..

Shabbo baby, turn on the mike. Rules,

Ok.

One two, one-two,

Aadab Shabbho Aunty, Aadab,

Naughty Boy,

Uncle gimme a break

it's Friday night..

Just chill for tonight..

My entire staff has gone home..

lt's an advanced booking..

l can't send the fridge now..

..don't you get it,

l promise first thing

tomorrow morning..

Just bugger off,

The swearing..

Shabnam ji..

This year we've organized a very

exciting prize..

..for the winning couple..

One week's paid holiday..

Guess where?

Jallandhar,

No,

Amratsar,

No,..

Seven days in Hollywood,

Oh my god,

Who, where, what..

This Anaida's stunning.

My my my..

That Steve's a real hunk.

Really?

Nah

Hold my hand.

Not my elbow, my hand..

l can't stand it anymore.

Give me patience.

l've given all l had..

l don't have any left.

Let's go..

But why there.. exit's that way.

To dance, Steve..

Where did they go?

Enough talking.. Now

let's do some dancing,

Round one,

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Come on explode

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Let the deuces run wild

Lose the jack of spades

You're the king of the pile

Come on explode

Let the deuces run wild

Lose the jack of spades

You're the king of the pile

Come on explode

Let the deuces run wild

Lose the jack of spades

You're the king of the pile

With wild abandon c'mon let's sway

With wild abandon c'mon let's sway

Blow the horn get down

Beat the drum swing around

lf she shakes her booty

You shake this joint to the ground

Lock lips, spin around

Sway this way right off the ground

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

lt's wicked here

Love is deceit till you kick it here

We lick it here

Four hearts hunt each other

till they nick it here

The stakes are high, the odds loaded

The wager's wild, the bet's corroded

Blow the horn get down

Beat the drum swing around

lf she shakes her booty

You shake this joint to the ground

Lock lips, spin around

Sway this way right off the ground

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

You guys were only going to drop by..

Oh he got stuck that we couldn't

leave till we've danced..

And he's still stuck..

Boss, we haven't been introduced..

Meself Rikki.

Sat.. teeeve,

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