Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #8

Sat'teeeve?

Anaida,

Alvira,

So Sat'teeve..

How goes with British Railways?

Mum says buying tickets everyday

burns a hole in the pocket.

So she bought me a monthly pass..

Sat'eeve buddy the day you buy a

monthly pass, l'll buy a private jet..

Stop kidding.. For how many millions

did you settle the case?

Look who's talking millions.. You

can't even spend ten pounds..

Didn't even buy an engagement

ring for Anaida?

Rikki bought me a ring.. but

too big for my finger.. so..

l wear it here..

Ouch.. Mum says if you pierce your

bellybutton it hurts like hell.

No monsieur.. go on put it back..

no hurt, no pain..

How much she loves me..

Keeps the ring so close

to her twenty-four-seven.

Close? Your fiance

is flirting with mine..

..aren't you going to

do something about it?

No, l will do something..

Keep your hands off her

Steve you swine..

Swearing is bad,

Why are you shouting at Steve?

So who should l shout at?

Mind your Anaida..

She hasn't done anything..

What's Steve done?

He touched her.

Why did she let him?

- He's a letch.

And she..

she's a..

l'm a.. what?

Round two,

Tension's rising, lt's getting

hot in here, O l'm sweatin',

And now only 20 couples

left to Jhoom,

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

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Spinnin' around

The wheel of night's winnin' a round

Roll the dice

Place a wager, bet the moon,

raise the price

Purse strings have untied

They're stakin' diamonds on the side

Blow the horn get down

Beat the drum swing around

lf she shakes her booty

You shake this joint to the ground

Lock lips, spin around

Sway this way right off the ground

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

lt's the final round at Jharokha

so keep your turbans tight..

..and your pyjamas high.

The Moulin Rouge of Punjab

brings you two couples..

..it's Number 77 and Number 99,

Didn't say it in front of Rikki

because he'd feel bad..

..must say you have

a loose character..

And you have a loose screw..

Lousy lipstick, cheap joke.

Joke? l'm dead serious..

You'll ruin Rikki.. he's lndian,

you're Pakistani..

He's a cool dude, and you..

..home-breaker, man-chaser..

and you don't even know Hindi.

l know Hindi.. kamini. (Hindi abuse)

ls that all..

..sister..

Don't you dare insult my sister..

Sister's..

Allah, give me patience..

Don't mind but this Alvira

isn't really your type..

You've got a rocking personality and

she's so drab with tattoos and all..

Alvira even showed me her tattoo..

Keep your cool.. Final round,

focus, final round..

l'm telling you as a friend..

..you and Alvira don't

really make a pair..

..But you keep your cool, focus.

You're trying to break my team..

so that l don't win..

Ninety nine..

Next Mr. Southall..

Simmer down darlings.. l'm coming.

You can't break my team.. and

you will never win the title.

l tried everything but nothing

works on that idiot.

lf l was Anaida l'd have dumped him

Thing is Laila ji..

..that Sat'eeve's won

the real game..

We'll go from here with

our pride intact.

No matter what, don't

let them win the title.

That witch should not be crowned

Ms. Southall.. get it?

Why are you always shitting bricks?

We'll screw them,

lf they win l'll kill you,

l hate you, Let's rock,

Let's go,

Round Three,

The market square's now a ring to a

dare, between the blades of our eyes

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Do we lose limb,

life or reach for the knife..

..in this clash of

our two-edged eyes

We've slipped the rings

off the lobes of the moon

Come tap, slap,

clap with your hands

We've slipped the rings

off the lobes of the moon

Come tap, slap, clap with your hands

My amore, come clap with your hands

My amore, come clap with your hands

Let's crush a moonbeam

Let's burgle the day

Blow smoke rings blue

and sway baby sway

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Don't wager on this slippery night,

it'll slither out of your fingers

Come on now..

This lathered moon seems slippery

too, it'll dissolve until it lingers

Come on now..

You're the reason for my breath

For you l'd welcome death

My amore, Come clap with your hands

O you're a wonder, you're the thunder

Then and now, above and under

My amore, Come clap with your hands

We'll spend the darkness

here somewhere, a chat..

..a chillum, a tale we'll share

Blow smoke rings blue

and sway baby sway

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

The silly, the simple,

the pure of heart..

..are the finer souls,

the ones with worth

The ones who never live for love,

are dead well before their birth

Listen one and listen all

Your love l raise, in love l fall

Listen one and listen all

Your love l raise, in love l fall

My amore, Come clap with your hands

My amore, Come clap with your hands

Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak

Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke

Scorch up the ember

and sway baby sway

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this

way sway this way this sway..

The market square's now a ring to a

dare, between the blades of our eyes

Do we lose limb, life

or reach for the knife..

..in this clash of

our two-edged eyes

Let's crush a moonbeam

Let's burgle the day

Let's crush a moonbeam

Let's burgle the day

Blow smoke rings blue

and sway baby sway

We'll spend the darkness

here somewhere..

..a chat, a chillum,

a tale we'll share

Blow smoke rings blue

and sway baby sway

Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak

Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke

Scorch up the ember

and sway baby sway

Our eyes they fly like kites up high

The threads of our gazes collide

Drink the dew, that heady brew..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

Sway this way this sway this way

sway this way this sway..

And the winner is our own

Bhatinda boy Rikki and..

..his little lady-finger Anaida,

l'm sure we've been cheated.

And now l declare Mr.

and Miss Southall,

l didn't even win the title.

l hate you..

You love him that much?

No point shedding tears for him.

Mum always says your destiny

decides who you get.

Got it.

Listen, l'm really sorry, l..

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