Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Page #9

Aapi, guess who's been

waiting for you?,

Shahriyar Bhai.. he's downstairs..

Shahriyar bloody Bhai.

Rikki bloody Thukral,

l hate them all. Damn them,

Rikki Thukral?

Huffy Bhai..

What the hell..

Why does Huffy Bhai go for

a walk every morning?

He'll have a heart attack some day..

Coming..

Oh Steve..

Steve,

What do you want?

Cuppa tea.

Why should l give you a cup of tea?

You just asked me what l want.

Rikki..

Get down here you ..

..sneaked off without

paying up last night.

What're you doing here?

C'mon now pay up.

Look he's going to pay me..

that should prove everything.

Prove what?

That l'm a prostitute.

l know why you keep calling

yourself a prostitute..

..so l don't feel guilty.

Guilty?

Last night..

..l and she..

she and l..

..both of us..

You had sex?,

Go ahead kill me if you want..

..but before you do,

please forgive me.

Don't you hit him.

Alvira's mad about him..

..you two-timing bastard,

l cheated you and you're

worried about Alvira?

Thank god we got to know the

real you before marriage

There's nothing between the

two of us.. Tell him.

Look l'm Laila.. not Anaida..

Prostitute.. not fiance.

There's nothing going on between

me and this swine..

Out with the money,

l love you.

Screw love..

l really love you.

Goddamit l'm a prostitute,

l still love you Laila..

You're not lying?

l never lie. Never.

Son of a..

Son of a.. what?

Loving mother,

Look at him ..here's

a real man.. Laila's man..

He's a fraud.. what about Alvira?,

Don't ever call me a fraud..

Look here.. fake Steve..

l'm Satvinder, hundred

percent genuine..

And Alvira.. doesn't she love you?

She loves him. l hate her..

l hate her..

What?

Darling he's saying she loves you.

He's saying that she loves you..

No point wracking your brain now..

Someone else will

catch the butterfly..

..and you'll be left

rubbing your chest.

Scram my boy,

Don't know where she lives.

You're still wondering where she

lives, just look at him..

Hey Satvinder..

Take a breather guys..

You know where Alvira lives..?

Satvinder,

l hate you,

Let's go..

Kulwinder.. isn't that your boy?

- No.. - Looks like him..

My Satti's not a bum..

He works overtime every night..

so his Mum can play bingo..

Weigh the cabbage..

You've gone blind.

That one.

No wait..

That one.

O boy..

Sattu..

Think..

lt's a matter of my

life and your death,

Where's it gone?

lt was here..

That one..

This side..

That side?..

lt's this one,

Where did he go?

This is the one..

Telescope yours innit?

Yeah.. why?

Come on sonny l'll show

you some stars.

- Sorry, - Focus, focus,

Are you going to meet Bhai like that?,

Oh my God l'm not even dressed,

l'm naked..

Hi.

Come let's get over with it.

Nice room..

Didn't go to work today?

lt's a Sunday..

Oh l thought you took

leave to meet me..

You thought wrong..

A phone number.. Rikki

Thukral? lmportant?

What's this guy discussing?

Discussion.. We should listen. Video

audio both.. very strong mike..

So Mum said why don't you

and Alvira get married..

l said not a bad idea..

Let's not beat around the bush..

Just ask what you want.

They're talking about marriage.

l'm in no hurry..

l am.. l'll start..

First. l've already had

sex. Eleven times.

She lies with such confidence..

Say something.

l've had sex only four times..

you beat me there..

So.. what you gonna do?

l'll feel jealous what else..

That's it?

That's it?

l have a tattoo.. here..

That's nice..

Just like mine.

- l have many male friends.

- So do l.

l hate salwar suits.

Even if l wear them?

What planet is this guy from?

You're the limit. l've told you all

my vices and you still don't hate me?

l haven't come here to hate you.

Hate me,.. l don't

want you to like you.

l want everybody to hate each other..

But why?

Because l love Rikki Thukral.

Yessss,

Rikki Thukral? You love somebody

with such a weird name?

Weird?

l like Rikki.

lt's weird..

How long have you loved

him? For years?

Since day before yesterday..

Don't let him touch you,

Rikki Thukral,?

Rikki?

No, he's my cousin, Shahriyar..

Really?

l'm here to marry her.

Shut up,

You.. meet me downstairs,

l have to talk to you..

Yeah alright. l'm not afraid.

l got class,

Alvira, that Thukral isn't your

type.. What does he do?

Nothing.. and yet everything..

Look l've got an MA, M Tech,

Phd, everything,

Congratulations.

Allo you look happy. All

sorted with Shahriyar?

Yes all sorted.. we're

not getting married.

Where will we find a better

match than Shahriyar?

He's standing outside..

What?

So where's your Ms. Southall?

Ran away with Satvinder.

He told you everything?

l'll kill him.

Let him be..

..his life's in Laila's hands..

Who's Laila?

The one who came last

night as Anaida..

She's made a man out of Sattu.

Oh Satti when did this happen?,

lsn't she the one who

picks up men at night?

Mum.. this is Laila..

Not a very good cook..

..can't keep the house clean..

..has a swearing problem..

she's working on that..

..but she'll make a top

class daughter-in-law..

That much l can guarantee..

Pairi paunnna Mum ji? (Greetings)

l love you..

.. and l'm damn sure you'll fall

in love with her too Mum.

But Satti..

No buts Mum.. We'll be back

from Hollywood in a week..

Bye Mum,

So you lied to me?

Nothing compared to your lie..

Should l tell you the truth..

..you look incredible when you lie..

l'll..

You idiot what took you so long,

if l'd said yes to Shahriyar..

You're amazing..

One small hitch and you go running

to marry next available man.

Typical lndian mentality.

l'm not lndian..

You're Pakistani.. same thing.

lf you say one more word

against Pakistanis..

Why would l say anything

against Pakistanis..?

Even my best friend..

..my girlfriend is a Pakistani.

Good.. otherwise all the

neighbours will come out..

..and forced you to marry me.

So let them. l'm not scared.

Before they can force me

l'll marry you myself.

Why?

Because in two hours we spent

our entire lives together.

Even then.. no war.

No war?,

No chance.

Really?

lf not war.. then what happened?

That which happens..

Love.

Just happens..

..after spending two

hours with somebody.

How many other girls have

you spent two hours with?

Eleven?

You creep.

C'mon game..

One thing that neither of

us have never done..

What?

ln broad-day-light.. in front

of everybody.. a kiss..

A long kiss..

Ok.

Who cares for that syrupy

sweet mush..

Eternal promises and

sentimental gush..

Sparks, clash, passionate flash..

Love of today, that's the way to sway,

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What's your sun-sign?

Listen.. l'm already engaged..

You're flirting..

Why should l flirt?

l too am engaged..

See.. original topaz..

Does she even have a name or

you just call her fiance'?

No she's nameless.. What

kind of question is that?

So what is it?

Anaida..

Your turn.. tell me..

How did you meet your fiance?

Superman brought us together.

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