Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Page #5

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I'm Jimmy Neutron. | andyou're an alien life-form.

Without the coordinates | you gave us...

we never would have found | your puny little planet.

For such a tiny earthling, you've | been a very big help,Jimmy Neutron.

Guards, throw these minuscule vermin | into the dungeon...

until they're ofworthier size.

And oh, give Mr. Neutron | the presidential suite.

What?

Ohh! Isn't this | a funny-wunny little toy!

Get it off me!

Take this infernal thing to the lab | and have it torn apart!

Oh, yes, | great saliva-armed one.

Hold it! Move along.

- Goddard! | - Move!

So, it was Neutron all along.

I mean, he got us into this.

Jimmy, didn't your parents ever | tell you not to talk to strangers?

That's rule number one.

Oh, come on, you guys! | Give him a break.

Jimmy didn't mean | to ruin our lives...

and get our parents eaten | by a giant space monster!

She's right. We must ask ourselves, | "What would UltraLord do??'

Let's think about that, Sheen.

Maybe sit on a shelf, | because he's a doll!

He's not a doll! He's an action | figure! There's a difference.

Come on, Nick, let Sheen talk. | Maybe he's onto something.

What would UltraLord do, Sheen?

Well, in episode 224...

he fried the Zeebot's brain with | his heat-seeking infra-thought.

It was cool!

Well, I'm convinced, folks.

That's pretty much the | stupidest thing I've ever heard!

No, this is the stupidest thing | you've ever heard!

- Oh, you're such a baby! | - Why don't you leave me alone?

you're picking on me | because you're insecure!

Jimmy, you there?

Look, don't listen to them. | They're just scared.

Are you okay?

yeah, I'm fine.

Don't be so hard on yourself. | We'll get out of this.

Okay, so you made a mistake.

Beating yourself up | isn't gonna fix anything.

you know, I was the smartest kid | in school until you came along.

And I admit you know more | about some things than I do.

But I know one thing | that you don't seem to get...

and that's that we're never | getting outta here without you.

So why don't you buck up, mister...

and put that big brain ofyours | back to work?

Nick can handle | the fighting stuff...

but first we have | to get out of this cell.

Cindy?

Why are you being so nice to me?

'Cause there's a bunch of kids | in here that need you...

and I do too.

I am never complaining | about my parents again.

We didn't even get | our one phone call.

That's it!

Libby, let me see your cell phone.

Okay, but I don't think | my service plan...

covers anything | outside our solar system.

- Who're you calling? | - A friend of mine.

All right, little Earth doggy.

Ooblar is going to take you apart | into tiny little pieces.

All right?

Hey! Give me that!

Fine! We'll use this one then.

No-no-no-no!

Would you stop that! | Those are mine!

That's not funny. Stop it! | And give me my thing!

Come on, boy, pick up.

Oh, good! Good. | Perhaps we'll get somewhere.

Goddard, you're okay.

I miss you too, boy. | Listen, what's your situation?

Evil scientist, huh?

Okay, I've got an idea. | Put me on speaker, Goddard.

Danger! Danger!

You have initiated | self-destruct sequence alpha.

That's my bad. | Back in you go.

Self-destruct sequence | is now engaged.

No-no-no! I put it back in. | you understand me?

This unit willyield a 50-megaton | nuclear blast in ten seconds.

That's not good!

Please clear a 30-square mile area. | Thankkyou. And have a nice day.

Ten. nine--

No! Bad dog! Mother!

Is he gone, boy?

Great! Lock on to this signal | and get here as fast as you can.

Halt! | Who goes there?

Oh, the guard!

By order of the | most esteemed King Goobot...

it is my privilege and honor | to mercilessly exterminate you.

Think, think. | Goddard, play dead.

Good boy, Goddard, good boy!

Guess I'll make that bug a feature.

- Good dog, Goddard! | - Way to go!

- Come on! Let's get the others! | - Nice work,Jimmy.

Hey, Cindy, thanks.

If you ever tell anyone | I was nice to you...

you'll wind up | looking like that guy.

Let's go, Neutron! | It's egg-scrambling time.

- Wait for me, Nick! | - Come back!

Please?

Bring out the humans!

It's show time.

Everybody out.

Kick it!

- Look, you guys, a football game! | - I don't think so, Carl.

Goddard, binoscope mode!

What a lame halftime show.

They're making our parents | dance so lame.

No, my dad really dances like that.

The festival is starting.

Our parents-- they'll be eaten!

Nobody eats my parents | unless I say so! Come on!

Begin the incubation!

C'mon, Nick. | Show them what you're made of!

Halt!

Hey, cool spear.

Oh, you really think so? | I guess so, because--

Mind if I try?

No-no-no!

My hero!

Come on, everyone!

My hero?

Okay, we need another plan.

Probably a Nick-less one.

Poultra! Poultra!

Citizens ofyokus...

I, King Goobot V...

give you sacrifice!

That's a big chicken.

What do we do now?

Thinkk! Thinkk!

Brain Blast!

Okay, everybody, listen up. | We don't have much time.

I've got to make it | to that control tower.

Cindy, Libby, keep the guards busy | until Sheen arrives with the ship.

Okay, I heard the ship part, | but was that, "Sheen, get the ship"?

- yeah. | - Ohh! Oh.

There's a transport ship | big enough to carry us out of here.

I need you to get it here | as fast as you can.

But I don't have a driver's license. | I have no hand-eye coordination.

Askyourself, | what would UltraLord do?

I accept this responsibility...

understanding the consequences | you've bestowed against me.

Poultra, din-dins. | yummy, yummy, foodie-woodie.

This is it, people. These | crummy aliens stole our parents.

It's time to show them | what we're made of.

We're tough, we're mean! Darn it, | we're carbon-based life-forms!

Now, who's gonna kick buttocks?

The "carbonated " life-forms!

What? What? What is this? | Stop those kids!

After 'em!

Cindy, Purple Flurp!

Dragon whips her tail.

Let's dance!

yeah,Jimmy!

Come on, boy!

Jimmy!

Carl, show-and-tell!

Come here, you!

I can't see!

you want some? | you want a piece of me?

I didn't think so!

Munchy, crunchy time. | There you go!

- Fetch, boy! | - Hey, hey, gimme that!

- Come back here! | - Everybody up.

Hey, nice party! | Gotta blast!

Neutron!

Okay, let's move out.

Guards, vaporize the Earth brats!

Hurry! Head to the exit!

- Hey, where's Sheen? | - I don't know.

Stop them!

All right, Sheen!

your ship awaits, Captain Jimmy!

Ooblar, protect--

Oh, pooh!

Everybody to the ship!

Poultra, quickly! | your dinner's getting away!

Okay, let's get outta here.

Come on!

We gotta do this quick! | Launch positions.

Core temperature optimal. | Engaging primary plasma coils.

- Jim, I thinkwe better leave now. | - Beginning countdown. Ten. Nine.

Eight--

One!

To the ships!

And could someone bring me a bucket?

We made it!

Jimmy, here they come!

Time to discipline | the naughty children. Open fire!

Okay, who wants fried chicken?

So, Neutron, | now it's just you and I.

All weapons on-line!

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