Jingle All the Way 2 Page #4

So Noel wants a

Harrison Talking Bear.

And to your knowledge,

he hasn't found one yet?

Nope. All the other

stores are closed.

Although he'll certainly be

out looking for one tomorrow.

Good.

I have another assignment for you.

Five more minutes.

Give me five more minutes.

Eleven-thirty!

Open?

You have this, miss? Okay.

Thank you.

Hi, I'm Harrison.

Ring it up.

Let's load them up and move them out.

Oh, man.

Hi. Excuse me.

Hey.

Mine.

Yeah, I understand.

Let me ask you, are you gonna be

getting any more Harrison Bears in?

- Well, I'm glad it's so dad-gum funny.

- You gotta be kidding me.

Still no luck?

Nothing. I've tried every

toy store within 500 miles.

Waynesville, Morganton, Boone.

They're all sold out.

Well, what about online? eBay?

They've got rush delivery, right?

Soonest they can get it to me is the 26th.

I need it on Christmas, not the day after.

Well, I'm sure that she'll

love whatever you got her.

Well, that's the problem.

I didn't get her nothing yet.

- Planning ahead, I see.

- Maggie, it ain't easy.

Back in the day,

when she was littler...

you know, I'd go into some toy store and

get her some kind of doll with pink on it...

or some kind of unicorn or a bunny

or something with a magic wand.

She's older now. It just doesn't work.

It's a lot harder.

I gotta get that bear.

This is Larry.

This is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.

You signed up for the Harrison wait list.

Well, I'm calling to tell you that we

have more Harrison Bears just arrived.

They'll be available tomorrow morning

on a first-come, first-served basis.

So get here early.

Oh, man. I don't believe it.

I got me a Harrison Bear.

Pie for everybody.

You're the only one here, Larry.

Well, I'll take theirs.

Hey, Mr. Welling?

Hi, this is Jeffrey

calling from Toy Traders.

Well, I'm calling to tell you

some really, really good news.

I see.

First-come, first-served.

What time do you open?

See you then.

I'm awake. I'm awake.

Yeah, you're a pretty

good dad, Larry.

I'll bet Victor wouldn't

do this for Noel.

Oh, man.

You gotta be kidding me.

Hey, is everybody in this

line to buy a Harrison Bear?

That's right, friend.

- What some people won't do to get a toy?

- Yeah.

It's crazy.

How you doing?

Some bear.

No, no. I put one on hold.

Good morning, everyone. Thank you

for waiting outside all night long.

I am thrilled to let you know...

that we have a new shipment

of Harrison Bears.

Okay, one at a time. And slow down.

Take your time. There's no rush.

Where are these bears?

- What?

- There's nothing here.

- Where are all the bears?

- This can't be happening.

- Hey. Where are all the bears?

- Yeah. Where's the new shipment?

I'm sorry, everyone,

but the Harrison Bears have sold out.

- What?

- What?

Oh, come on.

Thank you for shopping

at Toy Traders.

And have a very merry Christmas,

happy holidays, happy Hanukkah...

happy Kwanzaa, and a very

happy winter solstice.

- Them things sold out in five minutes?

- More like 30 seconds.

First customer just came

and bought them all.

- He bought every one of them bears?

- Yeah. All 50 of them.

I guess he's got a lot of kids.

Don't you got, like, some kind of

a one-per-family limit or something?

I told you it was first-come,

first-served.

Boy.

You know what? I hope you

have a sucky holiday...

a sucky Christmas, a sucky Hanukkah,

a sucky Kwanzaa, and a sucky winter salsa.

What are you looking at?

You started the whole thing.

Oh, okay.

It looks like someone's gonna get

coal in their stocking this year.

When the coal...

When the fairies put the coal and...

You'll just wish you had

something other than coal.

Hey. You're the guy at

the front of the line.

Are you the guy who's been

buying up these bears?

First-come, first-served.

- You got 50 of them. How many kids you got?

- I have a lot of nephews and nieces.

Hey, listen.

You think maybe you could

spare me one of them?

I mean, I'll give you $100.

A hundred bucks. One bear.

- Sorry.

- Oh, man, look, I'm des...

Man, I'm really desperate.

I'd love to have one of them...

Jeez.

Uncle.

If you'll excuse me...

I have a lot more holiday

shopping to attend to.

If I wasn't full of Christmas spirit,

I'd have knocked him out.

And you're certain there's not a single

Harrison Bear on any shelf in town?

Thank you, Welling.

Noel, your dad's here.

- Bye, sweet pea.

- Bye, Mom.

So how's everything, Larry?

Oh, awesome. Real good.

Couldn't be better.

- Doing any Christmas shopping?

- A little bit. You?

- No, no. I've got it wrapped up this year.

- Good.

In fact, I think this is gonna turn out

to be an extra-special Christmas...

for someone we both know.

You two have fun.

Come on, Dad.

Wow, this is looking really great.

- You're darn right it does. Look at it.

- Dad. You're eating all the shingles.

I know. It's pathetic, ain't it?

Here I thought I'd be

full after the chimney.

Don't worry, sweetheart.

I got enough shingles for

10,000 gingerbread houses.

Hey. I'll bet Victor doesn't have time to

make a gingerbread house with you like I do.

No. He's been awfully busy...

with some big project called

Operation Who's Your Daddy.

You didn't tell Victor what was in that

letter you wrote to Santa Claus, did you?

Oh, no, Dad.

I wouldn't do anything that might keep

me from getting what I asked for.

Boy, you really want

that thing, don't you?

Whatever it is.

Hey, sweetheart,

let me ask you something.

What if Santa Claus isn't able

to get you what you asked for?

Oh, no, Dad, don't even say that.

I know Santa will come through.

He just has to.

- You haven't even touched your pie.

- Oh, Maggie.

I ain't got much of an appetite.

I should take your pulse

to see if you're still alive.

It's that dad-gum stuffed bear.

It's stressing me out.

You haven't found one yet?

No. Those stuffed bears are rarer

than a cabdriver with fresh breath.

Hey. Maybe you should ask those

ladies where they got theirs.

- Hurry.

- That's a Harrison Bear.

I'll be right back.

Excuse me, ladies.

Excuse me, ladies. Hold on.

I'm desperate. It's about your bear.

- What about the bear?

- What about the bear?

I want it, and I was wondering if...

No. You're the fifth person in

the last hour to ask us about it.

- And we're telling you, it's not for sale.

- It's not for sale. At any price.

- No, I don't wanna buy it. I was just...

- Oh, so you just wanna take it?

Nobody takes this bear.

It's for our grandniece.

- No, no, I think you misunderstand me.

- We're warning you.

We've taken a senior-citizen

self-defense class.

Chop!

That'll teach you.

Don't mess with a senior.

There you go. The nerve.

Where's the spirit of Christmas?

Christmas is getting violent.

A Harrison Bear.

Roosters Tavern.

Reindeer Charity Fundraiser.

Yeah.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to Roosters Tavern's...

annual Bucking Reindeer

Charity Fundraiser.

Hooray!

I'm not too crazy about this.

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