Jingle All the Way 2 Page #5

We have 10 very brave Santas up

here willing to risk life and limb...

- ... to raise money...

- Life and limb?

...for St. Lukes Children's

Hospital by trying to see how long

they can stay on Bucky.

I've never ridden a

mechanical reindeer before.

Neither have I. The way I figure,

with both of us riding,

it gives us a better chance to win

that Harrison Bear there for Noel.

And the Santa who stays on the

longest will win our grand prize.

- We got it. We got it.

- Better give up now, fellas.

My boy wants that bear for Christmas,

and I never let my boy down.

Well, my little girl wants it too,

and I never let my little girl down.

Let me tell you, it ain't

over till it's over.

- Oh, it's over.

- Let the games begin.

- Santa Number 1.

- Victory!

That's Santa Number 1 up here?

Are you ready, Santa Number 1?

On your mark, get set...

let's ride.

He's holding on for dear life.

He's holding on.

Oh, he's off.

We've got his score. Seven seconds.

Not a bad start, Santa Number 1.

Well, let's get the second

Santa Claus up here.

- Let's go.

- Good luck, Claude.

You can do it, Claude.

Stay on her, buddy.

- Santa Number 2, are you ready?

- I'm... I'm ready.

Ready, set, let's ride.

That was interesting.

- How long did I go for?

- You were on for one second.

What?

One second, everybody.

Keep it going for Santa.

Santa Number 3. Let's ride.

And he's got nine seconds.

Let's ride.

Oh, man. Fall, fall, fall. Yes!

Go, go, go!

- Yes!

- Oh, yeah.

Santa Number 7, come on down.

Let's ride.

Number 7 is holding on.

Oh, my gosh. Look at this guy go.

Oh, he's still hanging on.

He's holding on for dear life.

He's still going. He's still...

You've gotta be kidding me.

Number 7, 22 seconds.

- You've done it, Number 7.

- What are you gonna do, Larry?

- You can't hold on for 23 seconds.

- I'm gonna get something out of my truck.

Let me tell you something. This glue

is gonna give me the edge I need.

- Do me a favor. Get my backside, would you?

- That's disgusting.

Would you just do my backside, dude?

Do you want Noel to win that bear or not?

Oh, yeah.

Do not forget...

you must get at least 23 seconds

on the bull to win the grand prize.

- Let's go, boss.

- Let's ride.

Come on, chubby man!

He's a tornado on

the back of a reindeer.

- How fast this thing go?

- All right, okay.

Do not let go. Do not let go.

Hang on, Larry!

Go! Go! Go!

He's done it, 31 seconds!

We've got a new champion!

- He did it!

- I won! I won!

In 31 seconds. Do you hear?

You have won yourself...

a weekend for two in the beautiful,

romantic Pocono Mountains.

- Pocono?

- All right.

No, no, no. I wanted the bear.

- I thought first prize was the bear.

- Sorry, but well done.

Now, in second place,

Rider Number 7...

you have won Harrison

the Talking Bear.

I won?

My boy's gonna have the

best Christmas ever.

Oh, yeah. Number 2!

Give it up for Number 2! Oh, yeah!

Now, what am I gonna do

with a trip to the Poconos?

I'll go with you.

Come on, Claude.

Boy, it's breezy in here.

I'll tell you, Claude, I don't know.

I know this, though.

At this rate, I'm never gonna

get one of them bears.

What is going on?

Harrison loves to play.

That tickles.

I'm baby Harrison. Time for a nap.

Hi-hidey-ho, I'm Harrison.

This is fun. Harrison loves exercise.

Where are all these

bears coming from?

- Did you get any more talking bears in?

- Oh, hey. We certainly do.

Oh, man. Everybody's got

one but me. Can I have one?

Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Hi, I'm Larry the Loser Bear.

Get her done.

Hey, that ain't a Harrison Bear.

That's a me bear.

This is the second most popular toy amongst

the coveted 5-to-10-year-old age demographic.

Second most?

Well, what's the most popular?

This one.

Hidey-ho, I'm Victor

the Talking Bear.

I'm the best dad ever, and I'll buy

whatever your little heart desires.

I love that one. Every kid in

America wants one of these.

A Victor Bear. Daddy,

can I please have it?

That's the thing I want more

than anything for Christmas.

I'm here at town hall, where they're setting

up a soup kitchen for the homeless.

As you can see, there are some wonderful toys

that will be handed out at noon today...

to needy boys and girls by

none other than Santa himself.

- Merry Christmas.

- Thank you, Santa.

- I'm Margo Price, Channel One News.

- Thanks, Margo.

Oh, man.

You cannot be thinking what

you're thinking right now.

Are you happy?

I'm so glad you're happy.

No guilt, Larry. Come on.

Yeah, this $500 donation way

makes up for that bear.

All right.

- Larry? Larry Phillips?

- Yeah.

- Is that you?

- Oh, hey, Janie.

- How's tricks?

- Good, good.

I was just dropping off some presents

to donate for the charity event.

I haven't seen you since we

graduated from high school.

I know. It's been a long time.

All right, then.

Larry. Don't give up. You know,

it's bound to get better.

Oh, no, Janie, I'm doing fine, really.

These are...

These are just old clothes.

It's washday.

I hope this isn't because

I dumped you, Larry.

Well, hold on a second.

I kind of remember that differently.

It was kind of mutual.

Oh, I have to go to church.

But it was really good seeing you again.

- You too.

- I'm sure this is all a little rough patch.

You know? And I just

want you to be brave.

I don't need money, Janie.

Larry, there is no shame

in accepting help.

You poor, poor man.

- I don't...

- Goodbye.

Twenty bucks? Boy,

I'm in the wrong business.

Well, I think I've got

something very nice for you.

Merry Christmas.

I hear you want a

doggy for Christmas.

Well, we just happen

to have one here.

Here you go. Merry Christmas.

That's what makes it all worthwhile.

- How you doing, Santa?

- Are you kidding me?

You're cutting off the

circulation in my leg.

Oh, come on. The real Santa

Claus wouldn't care about that.

Oh, yeah? The real Santa Claus is kind of

busy this time of year, you might've noticed.

- Look, I'm here for my daughter.

- Oh, yeah? Why isn't she here herself?

I'll be honest. She's kind

of scared of Santa Claus.

- How does a kid not like Santa Claus?

- She must have sat on some Santa's lap...

that was sweating real bad and had bad

breath and asked a lot of nosy questions.

Okay, okay. Here you go.

This is for your daughter.

She wants that Harrison Bear.

Can I get the Harrison Bear?

She'll love the doll.

Santa Claus, I am not leaving your

lap until I get that Harrison Bear.

Matter of fact, I had some Mexican food

last night, and it's starting to bubble up.

You better give me that bear. If I explode,

you'll have to call Roto-Rooter for backup.

Quick, get the bear. Give this

guy his bear. Give him his bear.

Oh, man. Santa Claus, you just made

a dad and a little girl real happy.

- Hi, I'm Harrison.

- And one from the bear.

I got me a bear.

I got a bear. I got a bear.

I got me a Harrison Bear.

I can't believe I got a bear.

- Is that a Harrison Bear?

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